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Mario to Miami confirmed
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Geez he is dumb as rocks.NeGgaPlEaSe said: -
Doog FainFuckingStupidNeGgaPlEaSe said: -
It wasn’t but things change.backthepack said:
Dude? This isn't a tranny fantasy discussion boardCallMeBigErn said:
As the morning sun poured through the suite's ocean-facing windows, @Swaye stared at the ceiling, nursing a massive headache and a strange, unfamiliar pain in his backside. He assumed he must have fallen in his drunken stupor. Despite his pains he was beaming with pride at his previous night's catch, snoring soundly next to him beneath the silk sheets. He wanted to text his friends and boast about the notch on his bedpost. He was on a roll lately and was jumping out to a commanding lead in their competition. But last night's details were fuzzy. Something felt a little off. He couldn't remember her name. he couldn't remember going back to the hotel, he couldn't even remember what she LOOKED like. As she slowly stirred awake next to him he tried to play his confusion off casually.backthepack said:
The brunette definitely is packing a hogCallMeBigErn said:
Not to say Miami isn't cool or rain on your parade but at least one of these individuals was born with/still has a dick. It's possible you discovered that later but maybe you don't remember? Just be cautious is all I'm sayin. It's a jungle out there.Swaye said:
I was in Miami last January, in a polo shirt and shorts because it was 77 degrees, and I rolled up to my destination in the Epic Hotel right on the Biscayne Bay. As I arrived I noticed leggy hispanic beauties exiting a Lambo, Ferrari 458 and a 911 GT3, all at the same fucking tim, at the valet. Get inside the joint, and am immediately offered a top shelf cigar and a Cuba Libre, at 11AM on a Thursday. Go out on the veranda and hot chicks in bikini tops are dancing on yacht decks going up and down the canal. Did I mention it was 11AM on a Thursday? Oh, and not to Tug it out, but there wasn't a mask in sight. Just hot bodied women in lycra as far as the eye could see.creepycoug said:
This is a very good and accurate post. Objectively speaking.Swaye said:Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?
Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.
That said, we must remember it's not for everybody. Think about some of our brothers here who have to live in shit hole places like Sedro Woolley, Everett, Castle Rock, Battleground ... and Canada.
A lot of dudes lack the requisite confidence, and frankly the swarthy'ness, to compete in a town like Miami. If one is missing the superior Cuban DNA, one is already at a distinct disadvantage. It takes big @Ballz to make it in my hometown. It's not for everybody. It's LA, but with a NY temperament of aggression, and withering humidity that makes pussies from out west melt.
We have to remember there are coaches who, like our less confident brothers, prefer being out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere so that they have some semblance of a chance to compete for T&A and the other good things life has to offer.
We have to remember that. Eugene and Sedro and Everett and Marysville and Castlerock and Battleground and Vancoover and Rochester and Pulltab and Spookanne are all essentially the same fucking place, and there is a good % of people who want to be in those places and hide from the world.
My self talk was, "is this heaven?"
Imho, Miami is as good as it gets in big city 'Murica.
"Wow, what a crazy night. That was a lot of fun." Swaye whispered as the girl shielded her eyes with her pillow from the bright morning sun.
"Bienvenidos a Miami," the girl growled from beneath the pillow in a deep baritone. At that moment a slow horror began to dawn over Swaye, rendering him speechless. The girl then slowly removed the pillow from her face, turned to face Swaye, locked eyes, and added gruffly. "You were FANTASTICO". -
Not every boomer can have @RaceBannon prowess with the interwebsAtomicDawg said:
Geez he is dumb as rocks.NeGgaPlEaSe said: -
Disagree. And I have spent 1000s of hours talking a walk on real beaches for perspective. Compared to what I am used to they were relatively closer to Ocean shores. Or, perhaps, if you prefer, central Oregon.creepycoug said:
I hate to threaten the hard-fought peace we worked so hard to achieve, but unless you are really drunk, this tells me you actually didn't go to Miami, but rather to Ocean Shores, and the football talk has caused a Mandella Effect.EwaDawg said:
I've been to Miami, exactly once. It's great if you like grey sand beaches that remind you of Ocean shores. I seriously expected much much much more. I will say it has been many years. Maybe it's more cosmopolitan now. Don't really care to go back. Guess it depends what you are looking for. Obviously its1000 steps up from Eugene.BleachedAnusDawg said:
https://www.timeout.com/miami/news/miami-was-voted-the-third-most-overrated-city-in-the-worldouch-091421creepycoug said:
This is a very good and accurate post. Objectively speaking.Swaye said:Miami is one of the best, if not the best big city in America. It's the culture of New York with the beautiful people and money of LA mixed with killer weather and the party vide of Mardi Gras with a Latin flavor. In short, who wouldn't leave that shithole Eugene to go rule Miiami?
Eugene, a piss break on the way to a better place.
That said, we must remember it's not for everybody. Think about some of our brothers here who have to live in shit hole places like Sedro Woolley, Everett, Castle Rock, Battleground ... and Canada.
A lot of dudes lack the requisite confidence, and frankly the swarthy'ness, to compete in a town like Miami. If one is missing the superior Cuban DNA, one is already at a distinct disadvantage. It takes big @Ballz to make it in my hometown. It's not for everybody. It's LA, but with a NY temperament of aggression, and withering humidity that makes pussies from out west melt.
We have to remember there are coaches who, like our less confident brothers, prefer being out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere so that they have some semblance of a chance to compete for T&A and the other good things life has to offer.
We have to remember that. Eugene and Sedro and Everett and Marysville and Castlerock and Battleground and Vancoover and Rochester and Pulltab and Spookanne are all essentially the same fucking place, and there is a good % of people who want to be in those places and hide from the world.
There is NOTHING about the beaches there that would remind you of Ocean Shores. Take it from the unicorn that was born in one place and grew up next to the other.
Most US cities are now more cosmopolitan than they once were. I'd say on the whole Miami has always been more cosmopolitan than Seattle, but Seattle has caught up. People forget Seattle used to be a fucking nowhere backwater as recently as the 1980s.
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He esta gone.MontlakeBridgeTroll said:My prediction: if Oregon wins Mario stays, if they lose he leaves for Miami.
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my sources say Cristobal is GONE
