New NIL Manager for UW

HuskyJW

You have to be shitting me.

http://twitter.com/kjramming/status/1447571622555119622?s=21

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleBaze

#scoducks

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleBaze said:

#$coduck$

LawDawg1

BURN IT DOWN

At least leverage your wokeness for some solid NIL deals. Pressure corporations to pay for wokeness.

Doogles

#SCO

Doogles

I'm way more than 58 seconds late but don't care it's worth posting again.

BleachedAnusDawg

Panning this hire could be one of the few things Doogs and posters here have in common. Someone tweet this to King Doog, Softy.

Tequilla

It’s downright comical at this point

louism2wash

I especially love this:

"BUT Nate & I have known that the Bay isn’t our forever home, and the pandemic shifted priorities in a way that encouraged us to build parts of our lives outside our careers earlier than initially planned"

So we hired someone who openly admits that this next job is not going to be as much of a priority as their last job... great call Jen.

https://twitter.com/kjramming/status/1447571260007874568?s=20

GreenRiverGatorz

The NIL has officially been around for almost four months now. Of course, any discerning AD saw this coming much sooner and was laying the groundwork well ahead of the SCOTUS green light.

And here we are finally hiring some nobody from Eugene who's been out of college for all of six years, to run the whole fucking thing. This disaster gets more comical by the day.

RudeboyMathamagician

The good news we had all been hoping for has finally arrived!!!!

Tequilla

louism2wash said:

I especially love this:

"BUT Nate & I have known that the Bay isn’t our forever home, and the pandemic shifted priorities in a way that encouraged us to build parts of our lives outside our careers earlier than initially planned"

So we hired someone who openly admits that this next job is not going to be as much of a priority as their last job... great call Jen.

https://twitter.com/kjramming/status/1447571260007874568?s=20

I’m not going to go off on something completely vague like that without knowing more … could be that parents live more in the Seattle/Portland area and wanting to be closer to them … could be tied to wanting to start a family … a number of legit things

But yeah … probably not the best thing to put out there

BleachedAnusDawg

Jen Cohen to HH:

LawDawg1

Phil Knight and Nike corporation’s NIL skills have nothing on Karen Ramming.

Doog_de_Jour

Is this her professional or personal Twitter? (Fuck, do these millennials/Gen Z’ers separate the two anymore?) As I said before with #scoduck/#wareagle gal, I don’t give a shit if they went to Oregon if they’re good at their job and hide their personal fandom on any UW facing social media accounts. (Which #scoduck/#wareagle gal obviously failed on both counts.)

And yeah, reading those details on her personal life feels…wrong? @Tequilla is right, not wise to share publicly on an account with your real name.

*Sigh*

LawDawg1

Don’t worry. She won’t start for a few weeks. Gotta pack!!!!

HuskyJW

It’s run by a Karen

Sources

On the bright side, we can use her teeth for field goal practice

DHD

Glad we've hired someone who's sorta' happy to be here and who will be learning on the job. (Seems to be a theme at UW)

At least her cat managed to find where I live on the map.

dannarc

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Jen Cohen to HH: