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Porking Lot Update (Crystal Mountain Edition)

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  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,923 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Injuns don't ski. More runs for you Yella!

    I appreciate that Tonto. Our mutual non-cultural appropriation pack is skrong. You don't ski and I don't paddle canoes or shoot bows and arrows.
    How do you shoot bows?
    Squeeze the trigger. Christ.


    Technically, you don't shoot a bow. You use the bow to shoot an arrow.

    And you don't squeeze the trigger; you press it. HTH
  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,233

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    Still a few places to park along the river last weekend, Yella. Steelhead were dying.

    Weekend recreating is for the birds!

    Teach me how to fish. I suck
    I'm not a very good teacher. Something about having no interest in my students' success or something.

    We could go fuck off and drink beer and smoke fresh bowls, though. I'll tell you fishing glory stories and shit just to liven up the conversation. Yella can confirm.
    Down. Let's bring pup too
    At one point in time, me and @dflea were gonna try and fish off Pup's beach on Sky. Then he came at me bro and I go the two of us uninvited.
    A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,178 Swaye's Wigwam

    You motherfuckers are SPOILED. Lots in California fill up regularly super early and the runs are still shit. Nevermind the fucking traffic getting to and from there or all the fucking jamokes who can't drive on either a mountain or in snow.

    Ive heard mammoth and heavenly/tahoe are amazing ?
    They are but that's about equivalent to another state from here.
    Where is here? Some middle of nowhere city halfway between la and sf?
  • pawzpawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,969 Founders Club

    pawz said:

    Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal

    Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault

    All you Ikon cunts ruined Crystal. Seriously. Management is trying to deny this is the root cause of the issue, but it's created a massive uptick in demand. Exact same thing happened at various Utah resorts once they became Ikon pass.
    I am an #epicpass abuser. There has been a precipitous decline at Stevens since Vail took over last year. The days at Whistler make it worth while, imo.

    I hadn't been to Crystal in over 20 years until Hwy 2 was closed indefinitely last Sunday. Monday morning I decided to head to Crystal at the last minute when I realized Hwy 2 was still fucked.

    OMG. 12" of blower overnight and bluebird before lunch. I thought I died and went to heaven. Literally riding thru waist deep pow in spots getting sprayed in the face like a pornstar.

    I wished I knew where I was going. I LOVED riding thru the trees on Right Elbow but could never find my way back.



    PM to @YellowSnow, @PurpleBaze and @PostGameOrangeSlices, I ride at Stevens every Monday. Open invitation. I like to get lost in the trees away from the crowds.
    What if I get TDS and push @pawz off the chair ?
    I die happy.

    #winwin
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,965

    Yella sure likes pushing people off their chairs.

    Pup's last known post was arguing with me about Lewis and Clark.
    I know I personally get heated when discussing those shitheads
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,438 Founders Club

    Yella sure likes pushing people off their chairs.

    Pup's last known post was arguing with me about Lewis and Clark.
    I know I personally get heated when discussing those shitheads
    Stay in your lane bruh. You can opine about John Wesley Powell if you want.
  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 63,543 Founders Club

    Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal

    Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault



  • GreenRiverGatorzGreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    Stevens has been a clusterfuck since I can remember. Sad to see Crystal now join the ranks. Now I know what it's like to be a gentrified minority. Crystal was always way underutilized despite their proximity to Seattle and being the second-best mountain in the state, so in my estimation Baker and White Pass are the only driveable places worth going to from Seattle now (on the weekends at least). Maybe throw Mission on that list. And all of those are a minimum 2.75 hour drive away.

    Anyways, we need some big dick moneybags to start lobbying for development of forest land. Seattle metro is way too big for all of the ski traffic to be funneling into essentially two mountains.
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