John Donovan named OC

MikeDamone

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleBaze said:

DerekJohnson said:

GaryFromTeenMom said:

Why couldn’t I have been on the plane that was shot down a few days ago? Would have been less painful than this hire.

come on man. that's awful

As we like to say around here... Dark shit, dude.

I'm not sure I can post here anymore.

It's bad for your brand

GreenRiverGatorz

Just got off the phone with my Penn State friends. They were all very pleased to see him go after he shit the bed for two years in Happy Valley. I'm sure being an assistant position coach for the mighty Jacksonville Jaguars really turned his career around. He's also barely touched the QB position in his career thus far, so we should be in good hands.

DerekJohnson

Is Slingblade still available?

Swaye

PurpleBaze

MikeDamone said:

7-6 is in the bag.

DOOG excuses for a shitty season in the bag.
- First year HC
- New OC
- New QB
- ...and many others they'll think of.

CuntWaffle

My only optimism with this hire is that everytime we have hired a "who?" coach they have turned out to be decent.

RedRocket

The only positive thing that the Penn State fans have to say about this guy is that he had to work with a depleted offense because of the heavy sanctions. Otherwise he is getting roasted.

sinceredawg

Maybe he agreed to do it for free in exchange for rescuing his career?

GrundleStiltzkin

MikeDamone said:

7-6 is in the bag.

“ @MikeDamone was an optimist.”

GaryFromTeenMom

I would spitshine Kellen Moore’s Giant chompers with my tongue we could go back and get a redo here.

rodmansrage

MikeDamone said:

7-6 is in the bag.

how else are we? going to defend our vegas bowl 'ship?

KrunkJuice

There is no way we are paying him more than Hamdan. This hire comes across as a money saver.

DerekJohnson

GaryFromTeenMom said:

I would spitshine Kellen Moore’s Giant chompers with my tongue we could go back and get a redo here.

We shall see if this quote makes it into Vorel's next article.

nittlion7

Ooof. Prayers Scent, Huskies.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg4jvnkxBWA



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRpFBmRJCY0

PurpleBaze

nittlion7 said:

Ooof. Prayers Scent, Huskies.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg4jvnkxBWA



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRpFBmRJCY0

Scent?

RedRocket

GaryFromTeenMom said:

I would spitshine Kellen Moore’s Giant chompers with my tongue we could go back and get a redo here.

We need more commitment form you Gary. Sometimes foreplay isn't enough to get the job done.

GreenRiverGatorz

KrunkJuice said:

There is no way we are paying him more than Hamdan. This hire comes across as a money saver.

He has a much more extensive resume than Hamdan. I'd expect he's pushing a mil.

LawDawg1

nittlion7 said:

Ooof. Prayers Scent, Huskies.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg4jvnkxBWA



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRpFBmRJCY0

So he coached special teams and defense?

Gladstone

I don't know whether to laugh or be petrified in horror. Uninspired hire in every conceivable way.

Bread

Not sure why you are all surprised. I new who it was a week ago. Once you realize Jimmy is only hiring guys who played DB in College it really narrows down the offense coaching candidates.