I have a rule with my food: It must contain food and be worth the hassle. Iceberg lettuce doesn't and isn't, so all it adds to a burger is heightened odds of making a mess. Spinach, avocado, sauteed mushrooms and/or onions are all acceptable options. Worth the inevitable feeling like you need to take a shower after eating because you're up to your elbows in burger gore.
Also, bun makes a huge difference. Gimme a garlic rosemary ciabatta toasted with butter to make it perfect.
Oh, and cut the hamburger 60/40 with mild sausage. Mmmmmmm.
Well, I have a new fave. Great State Burger kicks to shit out of any other hamburger I've had in Seattle. I went to the one across the street from Varlamos in Laurelhurst.
But do they have the coldest beer in town?
No. But me and @PurpleBaze took @89ute to the RAM when he was in town. Plus they have a row boat hanging from the ceiling as an added benefit.
Imagine being so insecure that you get triggered by a leafy vegetable to impress incels on an anonymous message board.
I cannot be friends with people who order spinach on their hamburger. It tells me a lot about them. It's as if they were wearing a Che t shirt. That's all I need to know.
Imagine being so insecure that you get triggered by a leafy vegetable to impress incels on an anonymous message board.
I cannot be friends with people who order spinach on their hamburger. It tells me a lot about them. It's as if they were wearing a Che t shirt. That's all I need to know.
You don't wanna see my required list for the hand of frenship. You just don't.
Red Mill doesn't use iceberg lettuce which is a no go for me.
I have a rule with my food: It must contain food and be worth the hassle. Iceberg lettuce doesn't and isn't, so all it adds to a burger is heightened odds of making a mess. Spinach, avocado, sauteed mushrooms and/or onions are all acceptable options. Worth the inevitable feeling like you need to take a shower after eating because you're up to your elbows in burger gore.
Also, bun makes a huge difference. Gimme a garlic rosemary ciabatta toasted with butter to make it perfect.
Oh, and cut the hamburger 60/40 with mild sausage. Mmmmmmm.
JFC it's a burger not a vitamin. Spinach? fucking hell. At least iceburg has an experiential quality to it with a crunch, but spinach and avocado? Good christ.
and rosemary ciabatta? holy hell batman...do you even know how to eat junk food?
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Christ you've become a parody of yourself.
and rosemary ciabatta? holy hell batman...do you even know how to eat junk food?
That's a hamburger
Burgermaster is good for date night. HANG TIME FOR OBAMA!
ANIMAL STYLE
It was right before my Fight Night at Popeyes phase