My real feelings about Jimmy Ballz (tm)

creepycoug

Tell me I'm wrong.

@YellowSnow

@haie

RaceBannon

chuck

creepycoug said:

Tell me I'm wrong.

@YellowSnow

@haie

I dont have enough haie in my life or yellow piss and vinegar in my personality to tell you you're wrong.

I think you're wrong though.

Fuck off cuog creep.

CallMeBigErn

YellowSnow

Que estupido!

creepycoug

CallMeBigErn said:

Now that's creepy.

GrundleStiltzkin

Regarding Jimmy (ILTCHT), unless YOU have proof in HAND...it’s speculation for YOU. ‘Those who know’....meaning YOU are not a ‘THOSE’. I didn’t create the English language but ‘speculation’ is pretty cut and dry. Unless you are an eye witness, YOU are speculating. Word of mouth is not proof.

creepycoug

Look at the similarities you unapologetic doogs:

1. They're both [allegedly] GREAT defensive coordinators.
2. They're both noted recruiters, because everyone says so.
3. They both had a pretty non-existent resume b4 getting a big P5 jerb
4. They're both the kind of people that OBK hates to see in this clean country.
5. They're both slick and cool af and will find their career end point at Joey's Kitchen (or, in Manny's case, as Joseito's Kitchen)

The only real difference between these cool cats is that Manny has great fucking hair and Lake is bald, but it doesn't count on him because he's black.

I'm pretty sure I'm right on this one.

creepycoug

RaceBannon said:

Use your head race. This isn't personal. It's business.

RaceBannon

Manny has one year. The similarity is that Miami had to say he wasn't getting fired for going 6-6 because he has no goodwill built up

Jimmy does face the same thing. We? go 6-6 and his seat is blistering

You still don't know if Diaz can coach or not

Nor do we

Your boyfriend at Oregon was an OT loss away to UW from facing the same shit after year 1. Now look at him

CallMeBigErn

creepycoug said:

Look at the similarities you unapologetic doogs:

1. They're both [allegedly] GREAT defensive coordinators.
2. They're both noted recruiters, because everyone says so.
3. They both had a pretty non-existent resume b4 getting a big P5 jerb
4. They're both the kind of people that OBK hates to see in this clean country.
5. They're both slick and cool af and will find their career end point at Joey's Kitchen (or, in Manny's case, as Joseito's Kitchen)

The only real difference between these cool cats is that Manny has great fucking hair and Lake is bald, but it doesn't count on him because he's black.

I'm pretty sure I'm right on this one.

You're pressing.

YellowSnow

creepycoug said:

Look at the similarities you unapologetic doogs:

1. They're both [allegedly] GREAT defensive coordinators.
2. They're both noted recruiters, because everyone says so.
3. They both had a pretty non-existent resume b4 getting a big P5 jerb
4. They're both the kind of people that OBK hates to see in this clean country.
5. They're both slick and cool af and will find their career end point at Joey's Kitchen (or, in Manny's case, as Joseito's Kitchen)

The only real difference between these cool cats is that Manny has great fucking hair and Lake is bald, but it doesn't count on him because he's black.

I'm pretty sure I'm right on this one.

Turrible take, Creep. Just turrible. No one has any clue has Jimmy No Balls is going to play out ultimately. He could make the CFP just as easily disappoint.

That said...

1. There's a pretty good track record of former Pete coordinators doing decent to great once they become HC.
2. Jimmy is coming into a way better situation than Manny it's not even close.
3. Jimmy has great on campus facilities and can boat to work. Manny has to drive on game day to Joe Robbie Stadium.

HuskyJW

We could let him coach first

Just a thought

creepycoug

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

Look at the similarities you unapologetic doogs:

1. They're both [allegedly] GREAT defensive coordinators.
2. They're both noted recruiters, because everyone says so.
3. They both had a pretty non-existent resume b4 getting a big P5 jerb
4. They're both the kind of people that OBK hates to see in this clean country.
5. They're both slick and cool af and will find their career end point at Joey's Kitchen (or, in Manny's case, as Joseito's Kitchen)

The only real difference between these cool cats is that Manny has great fucking hair and Lake is bald, but it doesn't count on him because he's black.

I'm pretty sure I'm right on this one.

Turrible take, Creep. Just turrible. No one has any clue has Jimmy No Balls is going to play out ultimately. He could make the CFP just as easily disappoint.

That said...

1. There's a pretty good track record of former Pete coordinators doing decent to great once they become HC.
2. Jimmy is coming into a way better situation than Manny it's not even close.
3. Jimmy has great on campus facilities and can boat to work. Manny has to drive on game day to Joe Robbie Stadium.

Track records. Hmm hmm.

This is some doogy rationalization that's going into the vault for later use.

"No one has any clue how [FILL IN BLANK WITH NAME OF REACH HIRE COACH] is going to play out ultimately. He could make the CFP just as easily as disappoint.

And Manny has as much or more talent on his roster as Jimmy Ballz has on his. The point is this: Emotional Mike is right when he points out that any other program making this hire gets the once over here at HCH (I acronym how I want bitches) and all this same exact "you never know" optimism gets laffed out the house. You know it too.

RaceBannon

Imagine expecting Husky fans to be consistent

Of course we hate every Oregon coach. Hasn't slowed them down much

I liked the Herm Edwards hire

Most coaches suck. You learned that here. So odds are any hire will suck

We know this

creepycoug

CallMeBigErn said:

creepycoug said:

Look at the similarities you unapologetic doogs:

1. They're both [allegedly] GREAT defensive coordinators.
2. They're both noted recruiters, because everyone says so.
3. They both had a pretty non-existent resume b4 getting a big P5 jerb
4. They're both the kind of people that OBK hates to see in this clean country.
5. They're both slick and cool af and will find their career end point at Joey's Kitchen (or, in Manny's case, as Joseito's Kitchen)

The only real difference between these cool cats is that Manny has great fucking hair and Lake is bald, but it doesn't count on him because he's black.

I'm pretty sure I'm right on this one.

You're pressing.

You'll have to excuse me if I defer consideration of the opinions of an adult man who was crying the other day because Petersen retired.

But please, regale me again with tales of Chris Petersen's humanity and moral superiority. I'm close to crying myself.

creepycoug

RaceBannon said:

Imagine expecting Husky fans to be consistent

Of course we hate every Oregon coach. Hasn't slowed them down much

I liked the Herm Edwards hire

Most coaches suck. You learned that here. So odds are any hire will suck

We know this

I know. I just want to rub your nose in it. You know that too.

creepycoug

HuskyJW said:

We could let him coach first

Just a thought

Well, no shit.

I think I said that when Manny was hired too.

Keep trying. I've heard it all.

YellowSnow

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

Look at the similarities you unapologetic doogs:

1. They're both [allegedly] GREAT defensive coordinators.
2. They're both noted recruiters, because everyone says so.
3. They both had a pretty non-existent resume b4 getting a big P5 jerb
4. They're both the kind of people that OBK hates to see in this clean country.
5. They're both slick and cool af and will find their career end point at Joey's Kitchen (or, in Manny's case, as Joseito's Kitchen)

The only real difference between these cool cats is that Manny has great fucking hair and Lake is bald, but it doesn't count on him because he's black.

I'm pretty sure I'm right on this one.

Turrible take, Creep. Just turrible. No one has any clue has Jimmy No Balls is going to play out ultimately. He could make the CFP just as easily disappoint.

That said...

1. There's a pretty good track record of former Pete coordinators doing decent to great once they become HC.
2. Jimmy is coming into a way better situation than Manny it's not even close.
3. Jimmy has great on campus facilities and can boat to work. Manny has to drive on game day to Joe Robbie Stadium.

Track records. Hmm hmm.

This is some doogy rationalization that's going into the vault for later use.

"No one has any clue how [FILL IN BLANK WITH NAME OF REACH HIRE COACH] is going to play out ultimately. He could make the CFP just as easily as disappoint.

And Manny has as much or more talent on his roster as Jimmy Ballz has on his. The point is this: Emotional Mike is right when he points out that any other program making this hire gets the once over here at HCH (I acronym how I want bitches) and all this same exact "you never know" optimism gets laffed out the house. You know it too.

I don't care those folks. I never mocked the Mario hire, just the Taggert one cause of the bus.

UW_Doog_Bot

WHY WON'T YOU LIPO!

YellowSnow

UW_Doog_Bot said:

WHY WON'T YOU LIPO!

Self loathing Dwag gonna self loathing Dwag.