Also, if you donate today and it is not a reup, then it might be a couple days before you have Wam access. As previously mentioned, Stalin is getting herpes and anal plague from the Nordics.
Apparently I'm a retard (though I hear they prefer to be called little people) Was actually going to nut up a few extra dollars but the link only gives me the $129 option.
Apparently I'm a retard (though I hear they prefer to be called little people) Was actually going to nut up a few extra dollars but the link only gives me the $129 option.
If you have ever contributed before I think if you go to your PayPal account you can just send an amount of your choosing to Derek Johnson. He should be in your list somewhere. That is how I have done it. Perhaps @PurpleBaze can stop bomb making for long enough to tell us for sure since he just did it.
edit: If you do this please DM Derek and myself (both) to tell us what you contributed. That way I can ensure it is accurately reflected on the tote bored. I am planning on Derek having advanced syphilis soon and not being able to remember to tell me when people go over the 129 bucks. So let ME know as well if you want credit AND so we can keep the yearly giving targets accurate. I have asked for Dereks paypal info so I can track all of this myself, but for some reason he won't give it to me. No idea why.
Apparently I'm a retard (though I hear they prefer to be called little people) Was actually going to nut up a few extra dollars but the link only gives me the $129 option.
If you have ever contributed before I think if you go to your PayPal account you can just send an amount of your choosing to Derek Johnson. He should be in your list somewhere. That is how I have done it. Perhaps @PurpleBaze can stop bomb making for long enough to tell us for sure since he just did it.
^^^^ That's exactly how I did it. Just go to PayPal and find derekjohnsonbooks@hotmail.com.
Apparently I'm a retard (though I hear they prefer to be called little people) Was actually going to nut up a few extra dollars but the link only gives me the $129 option.
If you have ever contributed before I think if you go to your PayPal account you can just send an amount of your choosing to Derek Johnson. He should be in your list somewhere. That is how I have done it. Perhaps @PurpleBaze can stop bomb making for long enough to tell us for sure since he just did it.
^^^^ That's exactly how I did it. Just go to PayPal and find derekjohnsonbooks@hotmail.com.
Apparently I'm a retard (though I hear they prefer to be called little people) Was actually going to nut up a few extra dollars but the link only gives me the $129 option.
If you have ever contributed before I think if you go to your PayPal account you can just send an amount of your choosing to Derek Johnson. He should be in your list somewhere. That is how I have done it. Perhaps @PurpleBaze can stop bomb making for long enough to tell us for sure since he just did it.
^^^^ That's exactly how I did it. Just go to PayPal and find derekjohnsonbooks@hotmail.com.
It is that glorious time of the year when I flog all the pours for money they don't have. So, prepare your anus for public humiliation and mockery if you choose to exercise your right to be a FREE BEER fuckstain.
Claiming you are too pour to give is a lame ass excuse. Guess what fuckers, rob something! I did it for years. Sometimes I had issues. Meh.
I had hoped to launch this call to arms money grab after Stalin laid down his State of the Union, but the Secretary General of the Politburo tells me he is on a sex tour of Sweden and cannot be troubled until tomorrow at the earliest.
No matter. I have the numbers of who has given to this point. And, as an added bonus, Stalin, in his infinite wisdom has decided to extend the back dating of donations until mid-May to still count for the next year. It was supposed to only be June and July, but the Great Leader is merciful. If you contributed like a week before his cut off, welp, fuck off I guess. For everyone else, I'd expect when Stalin is back from getting AIDS you will see all your badges go away, and then be reapplied. We all love badges.
Last year for the fund drive we made $7763 bucks, or 7.76 inches, depending on how you look at things. For a refresh on how things came up (lulz) last year:
@Doog_de_Jour was pleased, but still longs for the day we can hit 8! After intense negotiations with @UW_Doog_Bot , he has agreed to bring back the dong this year. Only, it will be even better! A new and improved dong-o-meter if you will. Perhaps we will all see it in December. If we are lucky.
We are also making our target number 10 inches this year, which should really blow @TheRealUODuckGirl 's skirts up. I know that is a hefty target, but think of this just like the United Sex Drive - please give until it hurts. We had several folks donate well over the $129 dollar Wigwam requirement last year. One person we all know and love gave $250 bucks. The gauntlet has been dropped you cheap fucks.
So please give. We need it. Thanks. Fags.
Also, if you haven't heard, there is much more than just tits and ass in the Wam now. I mean tits and ass are still there, but so much more. Come find out what.
Last thing. Don't forget, if you want to give more, or help someone out, you can always "sponsor" someone for a badge. We have people (even alts you better thank me @SpiritHorse you fucking glue stick) get sponsored every year around here. Last year we probably had 5+ people sponsored or gifted a membership. People who are sponsored will now be identified, but the giver will only be revealed if they request it.
edit: Since Baze made all of us don't own herds of camels look cheap, I have decided that anyone who gives over the required Wigwam amount will get the amount forever emblazoned next to their name to symbolize their elite baller status.
Chinned but goddamit the HR lady walked in to ask me a question right around the 5 Swedish chicks.
Much like after a night of heavy whiskey drinking, my small dick has disappeared entirely!
I swapped everyone out from last year's FREE PUB! except BTP bc he's "grown" considerably and bc I couldn't resist making the combo joke with him and neighbor.
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edit: If you do this please DM Derek and myself (both) to tell us what you contributed. That way I can ensure it is accurately reflected on the tote bored. I am planning on Derek having advanced syphilis soon and not being able to remember to tell me when people go over the 129 bucks. So let ME know as well if you want credit AND so we can keep the yearly giving targets accurate. I have asked for Dereks paypal info so I can track all of this myself, but for some reason he won't give it to me. No idea why.
Right now I'm making a bomb that @Fecal_Matter, @FecalFeast, @EsophagealFeces, & @DoogCourics could appreciate.
6 years, a metric fuckton of posts, and our little yellow fellow finally went big. FUCK YES.
10 inches is within reach. @Khaleesi
@UW_Doog_Bot I owe you a hand job per the new @YellowSnow rules of payment