ANNUAL FUND DRIVE (Updated 8-5-2019)
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Free @AZDuck !!!!
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HOLY FUCK THIS IS BIG TIME PEOPLERoadDawg55 said:
I got a wam membership on the way. I’m no longer pour.Swaye said:@RoadDawg55 this is your year. I can feel it. We all know Asians make lots of money, so please share. Ching chong ching!
6 years, a metric fuckton of posts, and our little yellow fellow finally went big. FUCK YES.
10 inches is within reach. @Khaleesi
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TheDozer said:
Chinned but goddamit the HR lady walked in to ask me a question right around the 5 Swedish chicks.Swaye said:It is that glorious time of the year when I flog all the pours for money they don't have. So, prepare your anus for public humiliation and mockery if you choose to exercise your right to be a FREE BEER fuckstain.
Claiming you are too pour to give is a lame ass excuse. Guess what fuckers, rob something! I did it for years. Sometimes I had issues. Meh.
I had hoped to launch this call toarmsmoney grab after Stalin laid down his State of the Union, but the Secretary General of the Politburo tells me he is on a sex tour of Sweden and cannot be troubled until tomorrow at the earliest.
No matter. I have the numbers of who has given to this point. And, as an added bonus, Stalin, in his infinite wisdom has decided to extend the back dating of donations until mid-May to still count for the next year. It was supposed to only be June and July, but the Great Leader is merciful. If you contributed like a week before his cut off, welp, fuck off I guess. For everyone else, I'd expect when Stalin is back from getting AIDS you will see all your badges go away, and then be reapplied. We all love badges.
Last year for the fund drive we made $7763 bucks, or 7.76 inches, depending on how you look at things. For a refresh on how things came up (lulz) last year:
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/49482/cash-grab-update-8-30-18/p1
@Doog_de_Jour was pleased, but still longs for the day we can hit 8! After intense negotiations with @UW_Doog_Bot , he has agreed to bring back the dong this year. Only, it will be even better! A new and improved dong-o-meter if you will. Perhaps we will all see it in December. If we are lucky.
We are also making our target number 10 inches this year, which should really blow @TheRealUODuckGirl 's skirts up. I know that is a hefty target, but think of this just like the United Sex Drive - please give until it hurts. We had several folks donate well over the $129 dollar Wigwam requirement last year. One person we all know and love gave $250 bucks. The gauntlet has been dropped you cheap fucks.
So please give. We need it. Thanks. Fags.
Also, if you haven't heard, there is much more than just tits and ass in the Wam now. I mean tits and ass are still there, but so much more. Come find out what.
Last thing. Don't forget, if you want to give more, or help someone out, you can always "sponsor" someone for a badge. We have people (even alts you better thank me @SpiritHorse you fucking glue stick) get sponsored every year around here. Last year we probably had 5+ people sponsored or gifted a membership. People who are sponsored will now be identified, but the giver will only be revealed if they request it.
[THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR DONG]
Givers:
Standard:
Newton
ChuckHIV
NCDawg
55PP11
Butler Cabin:
NONE
Wigwam:
Swaye
The Knowledge
GreenriverGatorz
HuskyHooligan
Emoterman
Cougzz
NoWarningJustDawg
DoogDawg
DoogCodpiece
NEDawg12
DHD
Gladstone
PackTheFudge (sponsored)
ToiletBowl1983
2Five3fouronthehop
Meek
LostDoogReward
TheDozer
AlCerzak
PawgDawg
BayDawg
PurpleBaze (600 dollar donation!)
edit: Since Baze made all of us don't own herds of camels look cheap, I have decided that anyone who gives over the required Wigwam amount will get the amount forever emblazoned next to their name to symbolize their elite baller status.
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Here you go you gay degenerates. I'm not sure if this is *better or *worse than the circle jerk tournament.
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Added to the OP with a nice sexually charged message for everyone especially @UWKatieUW_Doog_Bot said:Here you go you gay degenerates. I'm not sure if this is *better or *worse than the circle jerk tournament.
@UW_Doog_Bot I owe you a hand job per the new @YellowSnow rules of payment -
"Owe" makes it sound so transactional. I want you to want to do it.Swaye said:
Added to the OP with a nice sexually charged message for everyone especially @UWKatieUW_Doog_Bot said:Here you go you gay degenerates. I'm not sure if this is *better or *worse than the circle jerk tournament.
@UW_Doog_Bot I owe you a hand job per the new @YellowSnow rules of payment -
Much like after a night of heavy whiskey drinking, my small dick has disappeared entirely!
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I swapped everyone out from last year's FREE PUB! except BTP bc he's "grown" considerably and bc I couldn't resist making the combo joke with him and neighbor.DoogCourics said:Much like after a night of heavy whiskey drinking, my small dick has disappeared entirely!
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Also, I just made my donation to make it an official 3" of fury.
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Kim and company are taking notice and just released their THREE MONTHS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE special.
https://247sports.com/college/washington/Article/FOOTBALL-SPECIAL-3-months-of-Dawgmancom-for-the-price-of-1-120339406/
But here at HH we don't need any god damn specials. We've got rich daddy cunts like Bazey willing to bankroll the whole operation. -
PayPal account. Ain't nobody got time for that. You kids and your newfangled tomfoolery. I was trying to figure out how I could get a check into my Nokia phone.Swaye said:
If you have ever contributed before I think if you go to your PayPal account you can just send an amount of your choosing to Derek Johnson. He should be in your list somewhere. That is how I have done it. Perhaps @PurpleBaze can stop bomb making for long enough to tell us for sure since he just did it.Alexis said:Apparently I'm a retard (though I hear they prefer to be called little people) Was actually going to nut up a few extra dollars but the link only gives me the $129 option.
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Alexis said:
PayPal account. Ain't nobody got time for that. You kids and your newfangled tomfoolery. I was trying to figure out how I could get a check into my Nokia phone.Swaye said:
If you have ever contributed before I think if you go to your PayPal account you can just send an amount of your choosing to Derek Johnson. He should be in your list somewhere. That is how I have done it. Perhaps @PurpleBaze can stop bomb making for long enough to tell us for sure since he just did it.Alexis said:Apparently I'm a retard (though I hear they prefer to be called little people) Was actually going to nut up a few extra dollars but the link only gives me the $129 option.
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Just cashed out my foodstamps at the sketchy convenience store here in Tacoma..
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I paid twice last year in a blackout. Badge me!
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He's right, you know. There's vagina, too. And every once in awhile a dick because hey it's 2019.Swaye said:
Also, if you haven't heard, there is much more than just tits and ass in the Wam now. -
3 new Wigwams already this afternoon. Our dong is swelling quickly.
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Did the radio traffic include the derogatory PM Stalin received via paypal?Swaye said:
NO fucking badge yet either. Christ!
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my formal petition to the royal family for wigwam status was approved
apparently it pays to be white in stockholm
alot of support for UW's move to adidas, sweden has been about that three stripe life since sept 1, 1939
thankfully my side piece is with me for my dick not my money
fuck me
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Can you please explain exactly what happens at 4.5 for me.
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Pretty sure your 4 kids are the answer to that question.dirtysouwfdawg said:Can you please explain exactly what happens at 4.5 for me.
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You know, I think '$129.01' would look pretty sharp next to my name.Swaye said:
edit: Since Baze made all of us don't own herds of camels look cheap, I have decided that anyone who gives over the required Wigwam amount will get the amount forever emblazoned next to their name to symbolize their elite baller status. -
Masturbation counts.NoWarningJustDawg said: -
I want my reparations!
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Don't be ridiculous. That number of badges would make this board unreadable.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Masturbation counts.NoWarningJustDawg said: -
A couple people have written me asking for Wam access because they plan to pay soon. So access now pay you back in a couple weeks kind of thing. Much like your local crack dealer tells you either pay, or get the blowie ready.
This place look like the FREE SHIT office to you?
