Welcome to the after life of marriage and children. There's less money blow and hookers but more scotch cigars and obsessing over haught teen boi action.
Less money...fucking kill me.
Cigars don't sound bad
I actually have way fucking more money now but my expenses are stupid now too. Shout out @YellowSnow childcare sucks.
Yeah, you're fucked bruh. Guess the house on Huntington Harbor will have to wait.
Where you been bro? I have bought and now refi'd(with no pmi). Part of why I'm feeling generous this week. Shaved a point and a quarter from my rate. Officially paying less to own in SoCal than I was renting. I'll be a pour again in November when 3.0 is released but for now, life is good.
I said on Huntington Harbor, not near Huntington Harbor. There's a big difference. Unless we can park a boat at your house, you're not harbor side.
Hurtful but yeah, sadly the days of HHarbor being blue collar rich are long gone. Lots of empty Russian and Chinese houses on the waterfront these days. I'll need to be Rich Rich and not Hardcorehusky rich to afford waterfront. If I ever do though, watch out for the Hardcorehusky.com SoCal meetup to be on a boat.
I'm just waiting for you fuckers to start talking about which cabs drink like merlots. This thread should have devolved in that direction by now, quite easily.
I'm just waiting for you fuckers to start talking about which cabs drink like merlots. This thread should have devolved in that direction by now, quite easily.
Can you get over and help me out in the fucking Cuba Libre thread?
I'm just waiting for you fuckers to start talking about which cabs drink like merlots. This thread should have devolved in that direction by now, quite easily.
Can you get over and help me out in the fucking Cuba Libre thread?
I just poasted in that thread. Of course, it was completely useless. I'm up to 18817 worthless poasts now.
I'm just waiting for you fuckers to start talking about which cabs drink like merlots. This thread should have devolved in that direction by now, quite easily.
Can you get over and help me out in the fucking Cuba Libre thread?
I just poasted in that thread. Of course, it was completely useless. I'm up to 18817 worthless poasts now.
Shane is crying out with joy.
edit: Also, I am sure you have been sexting me but I can't find my phone and it's on vibrate lulz and CLS is saying something about "We're late" but I haven't been listening...
I'm just waiting for you fuckers to start talking about which cabs drink like merlots. This thread should have devolved in that direction by now, quite easily.
Can you get over and help me out in the fucking Cuba Libre thread?
I just poasted in that thread. Of course, it was completely useless. I'm up to 18817 worthless poasts now.
Shane is crying out with joy.
edit: Also, I am sure you have been sexting me but I can't find my phone and it's on vibrate lulz and CLS is saying something about "We're late" but I haven't been listening...
No, I stopped sexting you since you don't appreciate my dick pix. I'll just keep sending them to @PurpleJ & @puppylove_sugarsteel.
I'm sure you listened to CLS when she said "I'm late" a few months ago.
I'm just waiting for you fuckers to start talking about which cabs drink like merlots. This thread should have devolved in that direction by now, quite easily.
Can you get over and help me out in the fucking Cuba Libre thread?
I just poasted in that thread. Of course, it was completely useless. I'm up to 18817 worthless poasts now.
Shane is crying out with joy.
edit: Also, I am sure you have been sexting me but I can't find my phone and it's on vibrate lulz and CLS is saying something about "We're late" but I haven't been listening...
No, I stopped sexting you since you don't appreciate my dick pix. I'll just keep sending them to @PurpleJ & @puppylove_sugarsteel.
I just don't like the wide angle lens you are forced to use (paging @Doog_de_Jour )
I'm just waiting for you fuckers to start talking about which cabs drink like merlots. This thread should have devolved in that direction by now, quite easily.
Can you get over and help me out in the fucking Cuba Libre thread?
I just poasted in that thread. Of course, it was completely useless. I'm up to 18817 worthless poasts now.
Shane is crying out with joy.
edit: Also, I am sure you have been sexting me but I can't find my phone and it's on vibrate lulz and CLS is saying something about "We're late" but I haven't been listening...
No, I stopped sexting you since you don't appreciate my dick pix. I'll just keep sending them to @PurpleJ & @puppylove_sugarsteel.
I just don't like the wide angle lens you are forced to use (paging @Doog_de_Jour )
Speaking of
Next week I'm taking a bunch of product photos and shit at work.
We've got a full professional setup so I'm setting up the studio and whatnot
I know fuck all about photography so I'm spending the weekend watching YouTube tutorials
I'm just waiting for you fuckers to start talking about which cabs drink like merlots. This thread should have devolved in that direction by now, quite easily.
Can you get over and help me out in the fucking Cuba Libre thread?
I just poasted in that thread. Of course, it was completely useless. I'm up to 18817 worthless poasts now.
Shane is crying out with joy.
edit: Also, I am sure you have been sexting me but I can't find my phone and it's on vibrate lulz and CLS is saying something about "We're late" but I haven't been listening...
No, I stopped sexting you since you don't appreciate my dick pix. I'll just keep sending them to @PurpleJ & @puppylove_sugarsteel.
I just don't like the wide angle lens you are forced to use (paging @Doog_de_Jour )
Speaking of
Next week I'm taking a bunch of product photos and shit at work.
We've got a full professional setup so I'm setting up the studio and whatnot
I know fuck all about photography so I'm spending the weekend watching YouTube tutorials
I'm just waiting for you fuckers to start talking about which cabs drink like merlots. This thread should have devolved in that direction by now, quite easily.
Can you get over and help me out in the fucking Cuba Libre thread?
I just poasted in that thread. Of course, it was completely useless. I'm up to 18817 worthless poasts now.
Shane is crying out with joy.
edit: Also, I am sure you have been sexting me but I can't find my phone and it's on vibrate lulz and CLS is saying something about "We're late" but I haven't been listening...
No, I stopped sexting you since you don't appreciate my dick pix. I'll just keep sending them to @PurpleJ & @puppylove_sugarsteel.
I just don't like the wide angle lens you are forced to use (paging @Doog_de_Jour )
Speaking of
Next week I'm taking a bunch of product photos and shit at work.
We've got a full professional setup so I'm setting up the studio and whatnot
I know fuck all about photography so I'm spending the weekend watching YouTube tutorials
Which one of you creeps is a webcam "girl"
I mean I don't want to spill the beans but burgers aren't all Hondo flips.
I'm just waiting for you fuckers to start talking about which cabs drink like merlots. This thread should have devolved in that direction by now, quite easily.
Can you get over and help me out in the fucking Cuba Libre thread?
I just poasted in that thread. Of course, it was completely useless. I'm up to 18817 worthless poasts now.
Shane is crying out with joy.
edit: Also, I am sure you have been sexting me but I can't find my phone and it's on vibrate lulz and CLS is saying something about "We're late" but I haven't been listening...
No, I stopped sexting you since you don't appreciate my dick pix. I'll just keep sending them to @PurpleJ & @puppylove_sugarsteel.
I just don't like the wide angle lens you are forced to use (paging @Doog_de_Jour )
Speaking of
Next week I'm taking a bunch of product photos and shit at work.
We've got a full professional setup so I'm setting up the studio and whatnot
I know fuck all about photography so I'm spending the weekend watching YouTube tutorials
Which one of you creeps is a webcam "girl"
I mean I don't want to spill the beans but burgers aren't all Hondo flips.
Lol so we sell orthopedic braces and post surgery shit so I need some chick to model her knees.
Plan on hiding under the accountants desk when she comes in Monday and snapping photos.
I'm just waiting for you fuckers to start talking about which cabs drink like merlots. This thread should have devolved in that direction by now, quite easily.
Can you get over and help me out in the fucking Cuba Libre thread?
I just poasted in that thread. Of course, it was completely useless. I'm up to 18817 worthless poasts now.
Shane is crying out with joy.
edit: Also, I am sure you have been sexting me but I can't find my phone and it's on vibrate lulz and CLS is saying something about "We're late" but I haven't been listening...
No, I stopped sexting you since you don't appreciate my dick pix. I'll just keep sending them to @PurpleJ & @puppylove_sugarsteel.
I just don't like the wide angle lens you are forced to use (paging @Doog_de_Jour )
Speaking of
Next week I'm taking a bunch of product photos and shit at work.
We've got a full professional setup so I'm setting up the studio and whatnot
I know fuck all about photography so I'm spending the weekend watching YouTube tutorials
Which one of you creeps is a webcam "girl"
I mean I don't want to spill the beans but burgers aren't all Hondo flips.
Lol so we sell orthopedic braces and post surgery shit so I need some chick to model her knees.
Plan on hiding under the accountants desk when she comes in Monday and snapping photos.
I'm just waiting for you fuckers to start talking about which cabs drink like merlots. This thread should have devolved in that direction by now, quite easily.
Can you get over and help me out in the fucking Cuba Libre thread?
I just poasted in that thread. Of course, it was completely useless. I'm up to 18817 worthless poasts now.
Shane is crying out with joy.
edit: Also, I am sure you have been sexting me but I can't find my phone and it's on vibrate lulz and CLS is saying something about "We're late" but I haven't been listening...
No, I stopped sexting you since you don't appreciate my dick pix. I'll just keep sending them to @PurpleJ & @puppylove_sugarsteel.
I just don't like the wide angle lens you are forced to use (paging @Doog_de_Jour )
Speaking of
Next week I'm taking a bunch of product photos and shit at work.
We've got a full professional setup so I'm setting up the studio and whatnot
I know fuck all about photography so I'm spending the weekend watching YouTube tutorials
Which one of you creeps is a webcam "girl"
I mean I don't want to spill the beans but burgers aren't all Hondo flips.
Lol so we sell orthopedic braces and post surgery shit so I need some chick to model her knees.
Plan on hiding under the accountants desk when she comes in Monday and snapping photos.
I'm just waiting for you fuckers to start talking about which cabs drink like merlots. This thread should have devolved in that direction by now, quite easily.
Can you get over and help me out in the fucking Cuba Libre thread?
I just poasted in that thread. Of course, it was completely useless. I'm up to 18817 worthless poasts now.
Shane is crying out with joy.
edit: Also, I am sure you have been sexting me but I can't find my phone and it's on vibrate lulz and CLS is saying something about "We're late" but I haven't been listening...
No, I stopped sexting you since you don't appreciate my dick pix. I'll just keep sending them to @PurpleJ & @puppylove_sugarsteel.
I just don't like the wide angle lens you are forced to use (paging @Doog_de_Jour )
Speaking of
Next week I'm taking a bunch of product photos and shit at work.
We've got a full professional setup so I'm setting up the studio and whatnot
I know fuck all about photography so I'm spending the weekend watching YouTube tutorials
Which one of you creeps is a webcam "girl"
I mean I don't want to spill the beans but burgers aren't all Hondo flips.
Lol so we sell orthopedic braces and post surgery shit so I need some chick to model her knees.
Plan on hiding under the accountants desk when she comes in Monday and snapping photos.
If I get a vag shot I'll post it in the wam
There is no "if". DO IT!
I'm actually going to
Because I will find it hilarious
Problem is it's mirrorless so it doesn't make the loud snapping sound. Might have to play it on the phone.
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edit: Also, I am sure you have been sexting me but I can't find my phone and it's on vibrate lulz and CLS is saying something about "We're late" but I haven't been listening...
I'm sure you listened to CLS when she said "I'm late" a few months ago.
Next week I'm taking a bunch of product photos and shit at work.
We've got a full professional setup so I'm setting up the studio and whatnot
I know fuck all about photography so I'm spending the weekend watching YouTube tutorials
Which one of you creeps is a webcam "girl"
Plan on hiding under the accountants desk when she comes in Monday and snapping photos.
If I get a vag shot I'll post it in the wam
Because I will find it hilarious
Problem is it's mirrorless so it doesn't make the loud snapping sound. Might have to play it on the phone.
Whatever I say goes. I want knees I take knees
I don't give a FUCK