I managed to pass out for the first half while in my seat holding 2 beers. Didn't spill any. I consider myself fortunate.
Judging by all the sexts you sent me the second half your brain still wasn't working then either.
I was conscious for the second half but that doesn't mean that I was sober. I did after all, come to and pound 48oz of beer in the third quarter while nothing was happening on the field.
You were fucking wrecked. Sexts were hilarious. Just gibberish mixed with curse words. And dick pics.
I managed to pass out for the first half while in my seat holding 2 beers. Didn't spill any. I consider myself fortunate.
Judging by all the sexts you sent me the second half your brain still wasn't working then either.
I was conscious for the second half but that doesn't mean that I was sober. I did after all, come to and pound 48oz of beer in the third quarter while nothing was happening on the field.
You were fucking wrecked. Sexts were hilarious. Just gibberish mixed with curse words. And dick pics.
Now I’m sad I didn’t get those while he was waiting for me to get out of the stadium
I can't even find what I was sending you messages on. I know I did because of how drunk and pissed off I was but I guess I was sending them from a burner phone so the wife and @dnc wouldn't figure it out.
Yeah and they are all on my old shit phone before I switched to my new shit Verizon phone so I don't have them anymore I don't think. But they were great.
Baseman was the funniest fucker i’ve ever met. The fact that his daughter didn’t want to be there made it 10000x funnier.
Even funnier because I wasn’t there. Neither was my wife. Probably some Duck or Coug trying to make us look bad.
This is bullshit because I have MULTIPLE @Sources that reported on your shenanigans. You were a hit. Just take your FREE PUB like a man.
I was actually contacted by the real @Baseman and tasked with hiring a charming stand-in to attend the tailgate. A coffee cup was dropped, the usual suspects were contacted, and a family was added to the cast for believability. I'm glad to see the job was done well.
Baseman was the funniest fucker i’ve ever met. The fact that his daughter didn’t want to be there made it 10000x funnier.
Even funnier because I wasn’t there. Neither was my wife. Probably some Duck or Coug trying to make us look bad.
This is bullshit because I have MULTIPLE @Sources that reported on your shenanigans. You were a hit. Just take your FREE PUB like a man.
I was actually contacted by the real @Baseman and tasked with hiring a charming stand-in to attend the tailgate. A coffee cup was dropped, the usual suspects were contacted, and a family was added to the cast for believability. I'm glad to see the job was done well.
Baseman was the funniest fucker i’ve ever met. The fact that his daughter didn’t want to be there made it 10000x funnier.
Even funnier because I wasn’t there. Neither was my wife. Probably some Duck or Coug trying to make us look bad.
This is bullshit because I have MULTIPLE @Sources that reported on your shenanigans. You were a hit. Just take your FREE PUB like a man.
I was actually contacted by the real @Baseman and tasked with hiring a charming stand-in to attend the tailgate. A coffee cup was dropped, the usual suspects were contacted, and a family was added to the cast for believability. I'm glad to see the job was done well.
Baseman was the funniest fucker i’ve ever met. The fact that his daughter didn’t want to be there made it 10000x funnier.
Even funnier because I wasn’t there. Neither was my wife. Probably some Duck or Coug trying to make us look bad.
This is bullshit because I have MULTIPLE @Sources that reported on your shenanigans. You were a hit. Just take your FREE PUB like a man.
I was actually contacted by the real @Baseman and tasked with hiring a charming stand-in to attend the tailgate. A coffee cup was dropped, the usual suspects were contacted, and a family was added to the cast for believability. I'm glad to see the job was done well.
i can't remember what it was but i remember laughing at it. 5 reasons maybe?
An LA news station reporter stopped us and asked who we thought would win the game. I gave them 5 reasons. All of them. I’ll look and see if I can find the interview online.
i can't remember what it was but i remember laughing at it. 5 reasons maybe?
An LA news station reporter stopped us and asked who we thought would win the game. I gave them 5 reasons. All of them. I’ll look and see if I can find the interview online.
Walked by it with my group of like 6/7 early 20s douchebags but decided not to stop and chat once I realized there wasn't a ton of food/drinks... didn't wanna be that dick who crashed with a whole squad. So we continued on to our main tailgate where all the food and booze was waiting for us.
I was gonna swing back around alone but time management went out the window once the rage cage got going
So your saying they didn’t want to see da squoahhd?
Walked by it with my group of like 6/7 early 20s douchebags but decided not to stop and chat once I realized there wasn't a ton of food/drinks... didn't wanna be that dick who crashed with a whole squad. So we continued on to our main tailgate where all the food and booze was waiting for us.
I was gonna swing back around alone but time management went out the window once the rage cage got going
Y'all don't wanna see the sqwad. You don't want to.
This is the hardest I’ve laughed at a post on this site in years.
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what was your shirt again
i can't remember what it was but i remember laughing at it. 5 reasons maybe?
And it was spectacular.
An LA news station reporter stopped us and asked who we thought would win the game. I gave them 5 reasons. All of them. I’ll look and see if I can find the interview online.