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    BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735
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    edited January 2019


    flatus said:



    Oh fuck me.

    I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

    Bastards.

    I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.
    I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.
    I really hope you guys never GULAG @StrongArmCobra it's like 50% of why I come here, for his amazing performance art.

    Who the fuck still says basic bitches and bad bitches? Someone who is either 17 years old and uses outdated slang because they have no friends, or someone who fell into a coma during an auto erotic asphyxiation session several years ago. But, definitely someone who doesn't fuck bitches of any adjective.

    I don't know what I like more, the lies about his personal life or the football takes. Since this is a Kayvon thread, I'll remind everyone of when he was explaining last month how Kayvon will plummet in the recruiting rankings. In the past week both Rivals and 247 updated and moved him up in their rankings. He's now the 23rd highest rated recruit in the shitty 247 all time rankings, and is the third highest Pac-12 recruit behind Joe "shouldn't have road raged someone with a gun" McKnight and Matt "should have gone in the draft earlier fucking dumbass" Barkley. Kayvon will probably be a bust, because that would fitting for how Oregon football works, but Ballz was still wrong about this.
    I still here people say basic and bad bitches all the time and I only fuck with bad bitches. But to each their own. Some like basic bitches. Some even like fat bitches. No judgement here.

    I said Kayvon would likely drop in the rankings because that's what Biggins said. I never guaranteed it. Only further proves how stupid and inaccurate the rankings are. He's talented but those who have actually seen him play real football tell a different story and say he's vastly overrated and doesn't play hard. He loves to go hard in camps when he can use his speed to go untouched against undeveloped offensive lineman. But when the pad come on and it's time to really get physical he doesn't have the drive in him to do it. That's the word on him. We'll see if it's true in the years to come.
    Got you in another lie.

    You had previously said you were black.

    Now you say you don't like fat chicks.

    So which is it?
    You're trash.
    I've been here a lot longer, albeit a lot less frequently. So correct me if I'm wrong, but if you think someone is trash you come up with a creative comeback. Or angrily WTF them. Not act like your little feelings are hurt and go for a half-assed downvote.

    Damn, you're a pussy. Just this week or two I've seen you make fun of the genitals of someone's wife, trans people, gay people, basic bitches, fat chicks. Yet you can't take a little fucking joke? Especially when you come in swinging your little internet dick about getting hot chicks, with absolutely no proof. Forcing us to take the word of someone who a fair amount of people think is a 17 year old autistic boy in his mom's basement.

    I may be trash, or I may be the assistant manager of the finest gas station in Junction City. I guess you'll never know, because it doesn't sound like you want to be friends :(
    The fuck are you talking about? Just making shit up I guess? That's a complete fabrication or misrepresentation.

    I'm a pussy? Look at you getting all offended because I called some Oregon cheerleaders basic. What a fucking joke. Who gives a fuck? How long have Oregon fans been bragging about how hot their cheerleaders are and how UW has nothing but ugly chicks. You think I or anybody else gave a fuck? No.

    The point was, Oregon used to be the hottest program in college football. Under Chip Kelly, they had best program out West, the coolest uniforms, and the hottest cheerleaders. All of that was a part of their marketing strategy and it was brilliant and it worked. I made a simple observation that as Oregon has tanked as a football program and are now in rebuilding mode, it appears their cheerleaders have become less attractive. It's a signal of Oregon no longer being in their golden era and no longer being an exciting program that can recruit hot cheer leading talent.

    It's interesting how angry some guys get when you tell them bitches they think are hot are just regular. That anger comes from a place of insecurity and frustration because you probably can't fuck the kind of women you want to fuck so you have to settle for what you can get. Don't hate the player, hate the game bro.
    I'm sorry for giving everyone in this thread AIDS.

    Seriously, I'm very sorry for making you read this autistic screeching. I hate all of you equally, and yet I'm still sorry. I wouldn't expose my worst enemy to this shockingly coherent, yet, totally insane babbling.

    As for you @StrongArmCobra I can't believe you are a real person. You are a either an autistic child or an Oregon fan doing performance art. Our family studies program is out of control, I'm starting to think you're my old women's studies professor. Doing research on toxic masculinity or something useless.

    My confidence is pretty high, and your feelings would be hurt if you saw me and my 'basic bitch'. You're wrong about this, as you are on 9/10 of what you write. Please stop replying, I didn't want to but I can't let you think you've "destroyed someone with your intellectual argument" or whatever stupid shit you said. For your own sake, take a long look at yourself and realize you are a fucking idiot. You're still 17 so you have time to turn this shit ship around.
    Yeah no you already lost a long time ago. Move along little ducky.
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,741
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    flatus said:



    Oh fuck me.

    I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

    Bastards.

    I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.
    I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.
    I really hope you guys never GULAG @StrongArmCobra it's like 50% of why I come here, for his amazing performance art.

    Who the fuck still says basic bitches and bad bitches? Someone who is either 17 years old and uses outdated slang because they have no friends, or someone who fell into a coma during an auto erotic asphyxiation session several years ago. But, definitely someone who doesn't fuck bitches of any adjective.

    I don't know what I like more, the lies about his personal life or the football takes. Since this is a Kayvon thread, I'll remind everyone of when he was explaining last month how Kayvon will plummet in the recruiting rankings. In the past week both Rivals and 247 updated and moved him up in their rankings. He's now the 23rd highest rated recruit in the shitty 247 all time rankings, and is the third highest Pac-12 recruit behind Joe "shouldn't have road raged someone with a gun" McKnight and Matt "should have gone in the draft earlier fucking dumbass" Barkley. Kayvon will probably be a bust, because that would fitting for how Oregon football works, but Ballz was still wrong about this.
    I still here people say basic and bad bitches all the time and I only fuck with bad bitches. But to each their own. Some like basic bitches. Some even like fat bitches. No judgement here.

    I said Kayvon would likely drop in the rankings because that's what Biggins said. I never guaranteed it. Only further proves how stupid and inaccurate the rankings are. He's talented but those who have actually seen him play real football tell a different story and say he's vastly overrated and doesn't play hard. He loves to go hard in camps when he can use his speed to go untouched against undeveloped offensive lineman. But when the pad come on and it's time to really get physical he doesn't have the drive in him to do it. That's the word on him. We'll see if it's true in the years to come.
    Got you in another lie.

    You had previously said you were black.

    Now you say you don't like fat chicks.

    So which is it?
    You're trash.
    I've been here a lot longer, albeit a lot less frequently. So correct me if I'm wrong, but if you think someone is trash you come up with a creative comeback. Or angrily WTF them. Not act like your little feelings are hurt and go for a half-assed downvote.

    Damn, you're a pussy. Just this week or two I've seen you make fun of the genitals of someone's wife, trans people, gay people, basic bitches, fat chicks. Yet you can't take a little fucking joke? Especially when you come in swinging your little internet dick about getting hot chicks, with absolutely no proof. Forcing us to take the word of someone who a fair amount of people think is a 17 year old autistic boy in his mom's basement.

    I may be trash, or I may be the assistant manager of the finest gas station in Junction City. I guess you'll never know, because it doesn't sound like you want to be friends :(
    The fuck are you talking about? Just making shit up I guess? That's a complete fabrication or misrepresentation.

    I'm a pussy? Look at you getting all offended because I called some Oregon cheerleaders basic. What a fucking joke. Who gives a fuck? How long have Oregon fans been bragging about how hot their cheerleaders are and how UW has nothing but ugly chicks. You think I or anybody else gave a fuck? No.

    The point was, Oregon used to be the hottest program in college football. Under Chip Kelly, they had best program out West, the coolest uniforms, and the hottest cheerleaders. All of that was a part of their marketing strategy and it was brilliant and it worked. I made a simple observation that as Oregon has tanked as a football program and are now in rebuilding mode, it appears their cheerleaders have become less attractive. It's a signal of Oregon no longer being in their golden era and no longer being an exciting program that can recruit hot cheer leading talent.

    It's interesting how angry some guys get when you tell them bitches they think are hot are just regular. That anger comes from a place of insecurity and frustration because you probably can't fuck the kind of women you want to fuck so you have to settle for what you can get. Don't hate the player, hate the game bro.
    I'm sorry for giving everyone in this thread AIDS.

    Seriously, I'm very sorry for making you read this autistic screeching. I hate all of you equally, and yet I'm still sorry. I wouldn't expose my worst enemy to this shockingly coherent, yet, totally insane babbling.

    As for you @StrongArmCobra I can't believe you are a real person. You are a either an autistic child or an Oregon fan doing performance art. Our family studies program is out of control, I'm starting to think you're my old women's studies professor. Doing research on toxic masculinity or something useless.

    My confidence is pretty high, and your feelings would be hurt if you saw me and my 'basic bitch'. You're wrong about this, as you are on 9/10 of what you write. Please stop replying, I didn't want to but I can't let you think you've "destroyed someone with your intellectual argument" or whatever stupid shit you said. For your own sake, take a long look at yourself and realize you are a fucking idiot. You're still 17 so you have time to turn this shit ship around.
    Yeah no you already lost a long time ago. Move along little ducky.
    Geez you seem really obsessed with the Ducks.
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    BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735
    5 Awesomes 5 Up Votes First Anniversary 5 Fuck Offs


    flatus said:



    Oh fuck me.

    I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

    Bastards.

    I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.
    I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.
    I really hope you guys never GULAG @StrongArmCobra it's like 50% of why I come here, for his amazing performance art.

    Who the fuck still says basic bitches and bad bitches? Someone who is either 17 years old and uses outdated slang because they have no friends, or someone who fell into a coma during an auto erotic asphyxiation session several years ago. But, definitely someone who doesn't fuck bitches of any adjective.

    I don't know what I like more, the lies about his personal life or the football takes. Since this is a Kayvon thread, I'll remind everyone of when he was explaining last month how Kayvon will plummet in the recruiting rankings. In the past week both Rivals and 247 updated and moved him up in their rankings. He's now the 23rd highest rated recruit in the shitty 247 all time rankings, and is the third highest Pac-12 recruit behind Joe "shouldn't have road raged someone with a gun" McKnight and Matt "should have gone in the draft earlier fucking dumbass" Barkley. Kayvon will probably be a bust, because that would fitting for how Oregon football works, but Ballz was still wrong about this.
    I still here people say basic and bad bitches all the time and I only fuck with bad bitches. But to each their own. Some like basic bitches. Some even like fat bitches. No judgement here.

    I said Kayvon would likely drop in the rankings because that's what Biggins said. I never guaranteed it. Only further proves how stupid and inaccurate the rankings are. He's talented but those who have actually seen him play real football tell a different story and say he's vastly overrated and doesn't play hard. He loves to go hard in camps when he can use his speed to go untouched against undeveloped offensive lineman. But when the pad come on and it's time to really get physical he doesn't have the drive in him to do it. That's the word on him. We'll see if it's true in the years to come.
    Got you in another lie.

    You had previously said you were black.

    Now you say you don't like fat chicks.

    So which is it?
    You're trash.
    I've been here a lot longer, albeit a lot less frequently. So correct me if I'm wrong, but if you think someone is trash you come up with a creative comeback. Or angrily WTF them. Not act like your little feelings are hurt and go for a half-assed downvote.

    Damn, you're a pussy. Just this week or two I've seen you make fun of the genitals of someone's wife, trans people, gay people, basic bitches, fat chicks. Yet you can't take a little fucking joke? Especially when you come in swinging your little internet dick about getting hot chicks, with absolutely no proof. Forcing us to take the word of someone who a fair amount of people think is a 17 year old autistic boy in his mom's basement.

    I may be trash, or I may be the assistant manager of the finest gas station in Junction City. I guess you'll never know, because it doesn't sound like you want to be friends :(
    The fuck are you talking about? Just making shit up I guess? That's a complete fabrication or misrepresentation.

    I'm a pussy? Look at you getting all offended because I called some Oregon cheerleaders basic. What a fucking joke. Who gives a fuck? How long have Oregon fans been bragging about how hot their cheerleaders are and how UW has nothing but ugly chicks. You think I or anybody else gave a fuck? No.

    The point was, Oregon used to be the hottest program in college football. Under Chip Kelly, they had best program out West, the coolest uniforms, and the hottest cheerleaders. All of that was a part of their marketing strategy and it was brilliant and it worked. I made a simple observation that as Oregon has tanked as a football program and are now in rebuilding mode, it appears their cheerleaders have become less attractive. It's a signal of Oregon no longer being in their golden era and no longer being an exciting program that can recruit hot cheer leading talent.

    It's interesting how angry some guys get when you tell them bitches they think are hot are just regular. That anger comes from a place of insecurity and frustration because you probably can't fuck the kind of women you want to fuck so you have to settle for what you can get. Don't hate the player, hate the game bro.
    I'm sorry for giving everyone in this thread AIDS.

    Seriously, I'm very sorry for making you read this autistic screeching. I hate all of you equally, and yet I'm still sorry. I wouldn't expose my worst enemy to this shockingly coherent, yet, totally insane babbling.

    As for you @StrongArmCobra I can't believe you are a real person. You are a either an autistic child or an Oregon fan doing performance art. Our family studies program is out of control, I'm starting to think you're my old women's studies professor. Doing research on toxic masculinity or something useless.

    My confidence is pretty high, and your feelings would be hurt if you saw me and my 'basic bitch'. You're wrong about this, as you are on 9/10 of what you write. Please stop replying, I didn't want to but I can't let you think you've "destroyed someone with your intellectual argument" or whatever stupid shit you said. For your own sake, take a long look at yourself and realize you are a fucking idiot. You're still 17 so you have time to turn this shit ship around.
    Yeah no you already lost a long time ago. Move along little ducky.
    Geez you seem really obsessed with the Ducks.
    I'm not the one on my rival team's board everyday.
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,741
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    flatus said:



    Oh fuck me.

    I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

    Bastards.

    I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.
    I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.
    I really hope you guys never GULAG @StrongArmCobra it's like 50% of why I come here, for his amazing performance art.

    Who the fuck still says basic bitches and bad bitches? Someone who is either 17 years old and uses outdated slang because they have no friends, or someone who fell into a coma during an auto erotic asphyxiation session several years ago. But, definitely someone who doesn't fuck bitches of any adjective.

    I don't know what I like more, the lies about his personal life or the football takes. Since this is a Kayvon thread, I'll remind everyone of when he was explaining last month how Kayvon will plummet in the recruiting rankings. In the past week both Rivals and 247 updated and moved him up in their rankings. He's now the 23rd highest rated recruit in the shitty 247 all time rankings, and is the third highest Pac-12 recruit behind Joe "shouldn't have road raged someone with a gun" McKnight and Matt "should have gone in the draft earlier fucking dumbass" Barkley. Kayvon will probably be a bust, because that would fitting for how Oregon football works, but Ballz was still wrong about this.
    I still here people say basic and bad bitches all the time and I only fuck with bad bitches. But to each their own. Some like basic bitches. Some even like fat bitches. No judgement here.

    I said Kayvon would likely drop in the rankings because that's what Biggins said. I never guaranteed it. Only further proves how stupid and inaccurate the rankings are. He's talented but those who have actually seen him play real football tell a different story and say he's vastly overrated and doesn't play hard. He loves to go hard in camps when he can use his speed to go untouched against undeveloped offensive lineman. But when the pad come on and it's time to really get physical he doesn't have the drive in him to do it. That's the word on him. We'll see if it's true in the years to come.
    Got you in another lie.

    You had previously said you were black.

    Now you say you don't like fat chicks.

    So which is it?
    You're trash.
    I've been here a lot longer, albeit a lot less frequently. So correct me if I'm wrong, but if you think someone is trash you come up with a creative comeback. Or angrily WTF them. Not act like your little feelings are hurt and go for a half-assed downvote.

    Damn, you're a pussy. Just this week or two I've seen you make fun of the genitals of someone's wife, trans people, gay people, basic bitches, fat chicks. Yet you can't take a little fucking joke? Especially when you come in swinging your little internet dick about getting hot chicks, with absolutely no proof. Forcing us to take the word of someone who a fair amount of people think is a 17 year old autistic boy in his mom's basement.

    I may be trash, or I may be the assistant manager of the finest gas station in Junction City. I guess you'll never know, because it doesn't sound like you want to be friends :(
    The fuck are you talking about? Just making shit up I guess? That's a complete fabrication or misrepresentation.

    I'm a pussy? Look at you getting all offended because I called some Oregon cheerleaders basic. What a fucking joke. Who gives a fuck? How long have Oregon fans been bragging about how hot their cheerleaders are and how UW has nothing but ugly chicks. You think I or anybody else gave a fuck? No.

    The point was, Oregon used to be the hottest program in college football. Under Chip Kelly, they had best program out West, the coolest uniforms, and the hottest cheerleaders. All of that was a part of their marketing strategy and it was brilliant and it worked. I made a simple observation that as Oregon has tanked as a football program and are now in rebuilding mode, it appears their cheerleaders have become less attractive. It's a signal of Oregon no longer being in their golden era and no longer being an exciting program that can recruit hot cheer leading talent.

    It's interesting how angry some guys get when you tell them bitches they think are hot are just regular. That anger comes from a place of insecurity and frustration because you probably can't fuck the kind of women you want to fuck so you have to settle for what you can get. Don't hate the player, hate the game bro.
    I'm sorry for giving everyone in this thread AIDS.

    Seriously, I'm very sorry for making you read this autistic screeching. I hate all of you equally, and yet I'm still sorry. I wouldn't expose my worst enemy to this shockingly coherent, yet, totally insane babbling.

    As for you @StrongArmCobra I can't believe you are a real person. You are a either an autistic child or an Oregon fan doing performance art. Our family studies program is out of control, I'm starting to think you're my old women's studies professor. Doing research on toxic masculinity or something useless.

    My confidence is pretty high, and your feelings would be hurt if you saw me and my 'basic bitch'. You're wrong about this, as you are on 9/10 of what you write. Please stop replying, I didn't want to but I can't let you think you've "destroyed someone with your intellectual argument" or whatever stupid shit you said. For your own sake, take a long look at yourself and realize you are a fucking idiot. You're still 17 so you have time to turn this shit ship around.
    Yeah no you already lost a long time ago. Move along little ducky.
    Geez you seem really obsessed with the Ducks.
    I'm not the one on my rival team's board everyday.
    We? have a safe space here. So fuck off junior college.
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    BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735
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    flatus said:



    Oh fuck me.

    I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

    Bastards.

    I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.
    I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.
    I really hope you guys never GULAG @StrongArmCobra it's like 50% of why I come here, for his amazing performance art.

    Who the fuck still says basic bitches and bad bitches? Someone who is either 17 years old and uses outdated slang because they have no friends, or someone who fell into a coma during an auto erotic asphyxiation session several years ago. But, definitely someone who doesn't fuck bitches of any adjective.

    I don't know what I like more, the lies about his personal life or the football takes. Since this is a Kayvon thread, I'll remind everyone of when he was explaining last month how Kayvon will plummet in the recruiting rankings. In the past week both Rivals and 247 updated and moved him up in their rankings. He's now the 23rd highest rated recruit in the shitty 247 all time rankings, and is the third highest Pac-12 recruit behind Joe "shouldn't have road raged someone with a gun" McKnight and Matt "should have gone in the draft earlier fucking dumbass" Barkley. Kayvon will probably be a bust, because that would fitting for how Oregon football works, but Ballz was still wrong about this.
    I still here people say basic and bad bitches all the time and I only fuck with bad bitches. But to each their own. Some like basic bitches. Some even like fat bitches. No judgement here.

    I said Kayvon would likely drop in the rankings because that's what Biggins said. I never guaranteed it. Only further proves how stupid and inaccurate the rankings are. He's talented but those who have actually seen him play real football tell a different story and say he's vastly overrated and doesn't play hard. He loves to go hard in camps when he can use his speed to go untouched against undeveloped offensive lineman. But when the pad come on and it's time to really get physical he doesn't have the drive in him to do it. That's the word on him. We'll see if it's true in the years to come.
    Got you in another lie.

    You had previously said you were black.

    Now you say you don't like fat chicks.

    So which is it?
    You're trash.
    I've been here a lot longer, albeit a lot less frequently. So correct me if I'm wrong, but if you think someone is trash you come up with a creative comeback. Or angrily WTF them. Not act like your little feelings are hurt and go for a half-assed downvote.

    Damn, you're a pussy. Just this week or two I've seen you make fun of the genitals of someone's wife, trans people, gay people, basic bitches, fat chicks. Yet you can't take a little fucking joke? Especially when you come in swinging your little internet dick about getting hot chicks, with absolutely no proof. Forcing us to take the word of someone who a fair amount of people think is a 17 year old autistic boy in his mom's basement.

    I may be trash, or I may be the assistant manager of the finest gas station in Junction City. I guess you'll never know, because it doesn't sound like you want to be friends :(
    The fuck are you talking about? Just making shit up I guess? That's a complete fabrication or misrepresentation.

    I'm a pussy? Look at you getting all offended because I called some Oregon cheerleaders basic. What a fucking joke. Who gives a fuck? How long have Oregon fans been bragging about how hot their cheerleaders are and how UW has nothing but ugly chicks. You think I or anybody else gave a fuck? No.

    The point was, Oregon used to be the hottest program in college football. Under Chip Kelly, they had best program out West, the coolest uniforms, and the hottest cheerleaders. All of that was a part of their marketing strategy and it was brilliant and it worked. I made a simple observation that as Oregon has tanked as a football program and are now in rebuilding mode, it appears their cheerleaders have become less attractive. It's a signal of Oregon no longer being in their golden era and no longer being an exciting program that can recruit hot cheer leading talent.

    It's interesting how angry some guys get when you tell them bitches they think are hot are just regular. That anger comes from a place of insecurity and frustration because you probably can't fuck the kind of women you want to fuck so you have to settle for what you can get. Don't hate the player, hate the game bro.
    I'm sorry for giving everyone in this thread AIDS.

    Seriously, I'm very sorry for making you read this autistic screeching. I hate all of you equally, and yet I'm still sorry. I wouldn't expose my worst enemy to this shockingly coherent, yet, totally insane babbling.

    As for you @StrongArmCobra I can't believe you are a real person. You are a either an autistic child or an Oregon fan doing performance art. Our family studies program is out of control, I'm starting to think you're my old women's studies professor. Doing research on toxic masculinity or something useless.

    My confidence is pretty high, and your feelings would be hurt if you saw me and my 'basic bitch'. You're wrong about this, as you are on 9/10 of what you write. Please stop replying, I didn't want to but I can't let you think you've "destroyed someone with your intellectual argument" or whatever stupid shit you said. For your own sake, take a long look at yourself and realize you are a fucking idiot. You're still 17 so you have time to turn this shit ship around.
    Yeah no you already lost a long time ago. Move along little ducky.
    Geez you seem really obsessed with the Ducks.
    I'm not the one on my rival team's board everyday.
    We? have a safe space here. So fuck off junior college.
    No you don't. But why would you seek a "safe space" here. There are plenty of Oregon boards out there. Why are you so obsessed with UW? Hmmm?
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,741
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    flatus said:



    Oh fuck me.

    I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

    Bastards.

    I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.
    I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.
    I really hope you guys never GULAG @StrongArmCobra it's like 50% of why I come here, for his amazing performance art.

    Who the fuck still says basic bitches and bad bitches? Someone who is either 17 years old and uses outdated slang because they have no friends, or someone who fell into a coma during an auto erotic asphyxiation session several years ago. But, definitely someone who doesn't fuck bitches of any adjective.

    I don't know what I like more, the lies about his personal life or the football takes. Since this is a Kayvon thread, I'll remind everyone of when he was explaining last month how Kayvon will plummet in the recruiting rankings. In the past week both Rivals and 247 updated and moved him up in their rankings. He's now the 23rd highest rated recruit in the shitty 247 all time rankings, and is the third highest Pac-12 recruit behind Joe "shouldn't have road raged someone with a gun" McKnight and Matt "should have gone in the draft earlier fucking dumbass" Barkley. Kayvon will probably be a bust, because that would fitting for how Oregon football works, but Ballz was still wrong about this.
    I still here people say basic and bad bitches all the time and I only fuck with bad bitches. But to each their own. Some like basic bitches. Some even like fat bitches. No judgement here.

    I said Kayvon would likely drop in the rankings because that's what Biggins said. I never guaranteed it. Only further proves how stupid and inaccurate the rankings are. He's talented but those who have actually seen him play real football tell a different story and say he's vastly overrated and doesn't play hard. He loves to go hard in camps when he can use his speed to go untouched against undeveloped offensive lineman. But when the pad come on and it's time to really get physical he doesn't have the drive in him to do it. That's the word on him. We'll see if it's true in the years to come.
    Got you in another lie.

    You had previously said you were black.

    Now you say you don't like fat chicks.

    So which is it?
    You're trash.
    I've been here a lot longer, albeit a lot less frequently. So correct me if I'm wrong, but if you think someone is trash you come up with a creative comeback. Or angrily WTF them. Not act like your little feelings are hurt and go for a half-assed downvote.

    Damn, you're a pussy. Just this week or two I've seen you make fun of the genitals of someone's wife, trans people, gay people, basic bitches, fat chicks. Yet you can't take a little fucking joke? Especially when you come in swinging your little internet dick about getting hot chicks, with absolutely no proof. Forcing us to take the word of someone who a fair amount of people think is a 17 year old autistic boy in his mom's basement.

    I may be trash, or I may be the assistant manager of the finest gas station in Junction City. I guess you'll never know, because it doesn't sound like you want to be friends :(
    The fuck are you talking about? Just making shit up I guess? That's a complete fabrication or misrepresentation.

    I'm a pussy? Look at you getting all offended because I called some Oregon cheerleaders basic. What a fucking joke. Who gives a fuck? How long have Oregon fans been bragging about how hot their cheerleaders are and how UW has nothing but ugly chicks. You think I or anybody else gave a fuck? No.

    The point was, Oregon used to be the hottest program in college football. Under Chip Kelly, they had best program out West, the coolest uniforms, and the hottest cheerleaders. All of that was a part of their marketing strategy and it was brilliant and it worked. I made a simple observation that as Oregon has tanked as a football program and are now in rebuilding mode, it appears their cheerleaders have become less attractive. It's a signal of Oregon no longer being in their golden era and no longer being an exciting program that can recruit hot cheer leading talent.

    It's interesting how angry some guys get when you tell them bitches they think are hot are just regular. That anger comes from a place of insecurity and frustration because you probably can't fuck the kind of women you want to fuck so you have to settle for what you can get. Don't hate the player, hate the game bro.
    I'm sorry for giving everyone in this thread AIDS.

    Seriously, I'm very sorry for making you read this autistic screeching. I hate all of you equally, and yet I'm still sorry. I wouldn't expose my worst enemy to this shockingly coherent, yet, totally insane babbling.

    As for you @StrongArmCobra I can't believe you are a real person. You are a either an autistic child or an Oregon fan doing performance art. Our family studies program is out of control, I'm starting to think you're my old women's studies professor. Doing research on toxic masculinity or something useless.

    My confidence is pretty high, and your feelings would be hurt if you saw me and my 'basic bitch'. You're wrong about this, as you are on 9/10 of what you write. Please stop replying, I didn't want to but I can't let you think you've "destroyed someone with your intellectual argument" or whatever stupid shit you said. For your own sake, take a long look at yourself and realize you are a fucking idiot. You're still 17 so you have time to turn this shit ship around.
    Yeah no you already lost a long time ago. Move along little ducky.
    Geez you seem really obsessed with the Ducks.
    I'm not the one on my rival team's board everyday.
    We? have a safe space here. So fuck off junior college.
    No you don't. But why would you seek a "safe space" here. There are plenty of Oregon boards out there. Why are you so obsessed with UW? Hmmm?
    We? Want to be here. Don't concern yourself with why.

    Spend time going to a real college.
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    FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
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    jesus why is this thread still going
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    BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735
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    edited January 2019


    flatus said:



    Oh fuck me.

    I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

    Bastards.

    I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.
    I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.
    I really hope you guys never GULAG @StrongArmCobra it's like 50% of why I come here, for his amazing performance art.

    Who the fuck still says basic bitches and bad bitches? Someone who is either 17 years old and uses outdated slang because they have no friends, or someone who fell into a coma during an auto erotic asphyxiation session several years ago. But, definitely someone who doesn't fuck bitches of any adjective.

    I don't know what I like more, the lies about his personal life or the football takes. Since this is a Kayvon thread, I'll remind everyone of when he was explaining last month how Kayvon will plummet in the recruiting rankings. In the past week both Rivals and 247 updated and moved him up in their rankings. He's now the 23rd highest rated recruit in the shitty 247 all time rankings, and is the third highest Pac-12 recruit behind Joe "shouldn't have road raged someone with a gun" McKnight and Matt "should have gone in the draft earlier fucking dumbass" Barkley. Kayvon will probably be a bust, because that would fitting for how Oregon football works, but Ballz was still wrong about this.
    I still here people say basic and bad bitches all the time and I only fuck with bad bitches. But to each their own. Some like basic bitches. Some even like fat bitches. No judgement here.

    I said Kayvon would likely drop in the rankings because that's what Biggins said. I never guaranteed it. Only further proves how stupid and inaccurate the rankings are. He's talented but those who have actually seen him play real football tell a different story and say he's vastly overrated and doesn't play hard. He loves to go hard in camps when he can use his speed to go untouched against undeveloped offensive lineman. But when the pad come on and it's time to really get physical he doesn't have the drive in him to do it. That's the word on him. We'll see if it's true in the years to come.
    Got you in another lie.

    You had previously said you were black.

    Now you say you don't like fat chicks.

    So which is it?
    You're trash.
    I've been here a lot longer, albeit a lot less frequently. So correct me if I'm wrong, but if you think someone is trash you come up with a creative comeback. Or angrily WTF them. Not act like your little feelings are hurt and go for a half-assed downvote.

    Damn, you're a pussy. Just this week or two I've seen you make fun of the genitals of someone's wife, trans people, gay people, basic bitches, fat chicks. Yet you can't take a little fucking joke? Especially when you come in swinging your little internet dick about getting hot chicks, with absolutely no proof. Forcing us to take the word of someone who a fair amount of people think is a 17 year old autistic boy in his mom's basement.

    I may be trash, or I may be the assistant manager of the finest gas station in Junction City. I guess you'll never know, because it doesn't sound like you want to be friends :(
    The fuck are you talking about? Just making shit up I guess? That's a complete fabrication or misrepresentation.

    I'm a pussy? Look at you getting all offended because I called some Oregon cheerleaders basic. What a fucking joke. Who gives a fuck? How long have Oregon fans been bragging about how hot their cheerleaders are and how UW has nothing but ugly chicks. You think I or anybody else gave a fuck? No.

    The point was, Oregon used to be the hottest program in college football. Under Chip Kelly, they had best program out West, the coolest uniforms, and the hottest cheerleaders. All of that was a part of their marketing strategy and it was brilliant and it worked. I made a simple observation that as Oregon has tanked as a football program and are now in rebuilding mode, it appears their cheerleaders have become less attractive. It's a signal of Oregon no longer being in their golden era and no longer being an exciting program that can recruit hot cheer leading talent.

    It's interesting how angry some guys get when you tell them bitches they think are hot are just regular. That anger comes from a place of insecurity and frustration because you probably can't fuck the kind of women you want to fuck so you have to settle for what you can get. Don't hate the player, hate the game bro.
    I'm sorry for giving everyone in this thread AIDS.

    Seriously, I'm very sorry for making you read this autistic screeching. I hate all of you equally, and yet I'm still sorry. I wouldn't expose my worst enemy to this shockingly coherent, yet, totally insane babbling.

    As for you @StrongArmCobra I can't believe you are a real person. You are a either an autistic child or an Oregon fan doing performance art. Our family studies program is out of control, I'm starting to think you're my old women's studies professor. Doing research on toxic masculinity or something useless.

    My confidence is pretty high, and your feelings would be hurt if you saw me and my 'basic bitch'. You're wrong about this, as you are on 9/10 of what you write. Please stop replying, I didn't want to but I can't let you think you've "destroyed someone with your intellectual argument" or whatever stupid shit you said. For your own sake, take a long look at yourself and realize you are a fucking idiot. You're still 17 so you have time to turn this shit ship around.
    Yeah no you already lost a long time ago. Move along little ducky.
    Geez you seem really obsessed with the Ducks.
    I'm not the one on my rival team's board everyday.
    We? have a safe space here. So fuck off junior college.
    No you don't. But why would you seek a "safe space" here. There are plenty of Oregon boards out there. Why are you so obsessed with UW? Hmmm?
    We? Want to be here. Don't concern yourself with why.

    Spend time going to a real college.
    You have no life and you're obsessed with UW. That's why.
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,794
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    Holy narcissism


    flatus said:



    Oh fuck me.

    I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

    Bastards.

    I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.
    I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.
    I really hope you guys never GULAG @StrongArmCobra it's like 50% of why I come here, for his amazing performance art.

    Who the fuck still says basic bitches and bad bitches? Someone who is either 17 years old and uses outdated slang because they have no friends, or someone who fell into a coma during an auto erotic asphyxiation session several years ago. But, definitely someone who doesn't fuck bitches of any adjective.

    I don't know what I like more, the lies about his personal life or the football takes. Since this is a Kayvon thread, I'll remind everyone of when he was explaining last month how Kayvon will plummet in the recruiting rankings. In the past week both Rivals and 247 updated and moved him up in their rankings. He's now the 23rd highest rated recruit in the shitty 247 all time rankings, and is the third highest Pac-12 recruit behind Joe "shouldn't have road raged someone with a gun" McKnight and Matt "should have gone in the draft earlier fucking dumbass" Barkley. Kayvon will probably be a bust, because that would fitting for how Oregon football works, but Ballz was still wrong about this.
    I still here people say basic and bad bitches all the time and I only fuck with bad bitches. But to each their own. Some like basic bitches. Some even like fat bitches. No judgement here.

    I said Kayvon would likely drop in the rankings because that's what Biggins said. I never guaranteed it. Only further proves how stupid and inaccurate the rankings are. He's talented but those who have actually seen him play real football tell a different story and say he's vastly overrated and doesn't play hard. He loves to go hard in camps when he can use his speed to go untouched against undeveloped offensive lineman. But when the pad come on and it's time to really get physical he doesn't have the drive in him to do it. That's the word on him. We'll see if it's true in the years to come.
    Got you in another lie.

    You had previously said you were black.

    Now you say you don't like fat chicks.

    So which is it?
    You're trash.
    I've been here a lot longer, albeit a lot less frequently. So correct me if I'm wrong, but if you think someone is trash you come up with a creative comeback. Or angrily WTF them. Not act like your little feelings are hurt and go for a half-assed downvote.

    Damn, you're a pussy. Just this week or two I've seen you make fun of the genitals of someone's wife, trans people, gay people, basic bitches, fat chicks. Yet you can't take a little fucking joke? Especially when you come in swinging your little internet dick about getting hot chicks, with absolutely no proof. Forcing us to take the word of someone who a fair amount of people think is a 17 year old autistic boy in his mom's basement.

    I may be trash, or I may be the assistant manager of the finest gas station in Junction City. I guess you'll never know, because it doesn't sound like you want to be friends :(
    The fuck are you talking about? Just making shit up I guess? That's a complete fabrication or misrepresentation.

    I'm a pussy? Look at you getting all offended because I called some Oregon cheerleaders basic. What a fucking joke. Who gives a fuck? How long have Oregon fans been bragging about how hot their cheerleaders are and how UW has nothing but ugly chicks. You think I or anybody else gave a fuck? No.

    The point was, Oregon used to be the hottest program in college football. Under Chip Kelly, they had best program out West, the coolest uniforms, and the hottest cheerleaders. All of that was a part of their marketing strategy and it was brilliant and it worked. I made a simple observation that as Oregon has tanked as a football program and are now in rebuilding mode, it appears their cheerleaders have become less attractive. It's a signal of Oregon no longer being in their golden era and no longer being an exciting program that can recruit hot cheer leading talent.

    It's interesting how angry some guys get when you tell them bitches they think are hot are just regular. That anger comes from a place of insecurity and frustration because you probably can't fuck the kind of women you want to fuck so you have to settle for what you can get. Don't hate the player, hate the game bro.
    I'm sorry for giving everyone in this thread AIDS.

    Seriously, I'm very sorry for making you read this autistic screeching. I hate all of you equally, and yet I'm still sorry. I wouldn't expose my worst enemy to this shockingly coherent, yet, totally insane babbling.

    As for you @StrongArmCobra I can't believe you are a real person. You are a either an autistic child or an Oregon fan doing performance art. Our family studies program is out of control, I'm starting to think you're my old women's studies professor. Doing research on toxic masculinity or something useless.

    My confidence is pretty high, and your feelings would be hurt if you saw me and my 'basic bitch'. You're wrong about this, as you are on 9/10 of what you write. Please stop replying, I didn't want to but I can't let you think you've "destroyed someone with your intellectual argument" or whatever stupid shit you said. For your own sake, take a long look at yourself and realize you are a fucking idiot. You're still 17 so you have time to turn this shit ship around.
    Yeah no you already lost a long time ago. Move along little ducky.
    Geez you seem really obsessed with the Ducks.
    I'm not the one on my rival team's board everyday.
    We? have a safe space here. So fuck off junior college.
    No you don't. But why would you seek a "safe space" here. There are plenty of Oregon boards out there. Why are you so obsessed with UW? Hmmm?
    At least the majority of ducks on this bored went to an actual University not a 4 year JC.
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    BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735
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    Holy narcissism


    flatus said:



    Oh fuck me.

    I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

    Bastards.

    I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.
    I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.
    I really hope you guys never GULAG @StrongArmCobra it's like 50% of why I come here, for his amazing performance art.

    Who the fuck still says basic bitches and bad bitches? Someone who is either 17 years old and uses outdated slang because they have no friends, or someone who fell into a coma during an auto erotic asphyxiation session several years ago. But, definitely someone who doesn't fuck bitches of any adjective.

    I don't know what I like more, the lies about his personal life or the football takes. Since this is a Kayvon thread, I'll remind everyone of when he was explaining last month how Kayvon will plummet in the recruiting rankings. In the past week both Rivals and 247 updated and moved him up in their rankings. He's now the 23rd highest rated recruit in the shitty 247 all time rankings, and is the third highest Pac-12 recruit behind Joe "shouldn't have road raged someone with a gun" McKnight and Matt "should have gone in the draft earlier fucking dumbass" Barkley. Kayvon will probably be a bust, because that would fitting for how Oregon football works, but Ballz was still wrong about this.
    I still here people say basic and bad bitches all the time and I only fuck with bad bitches. But to each their own. Some like basic bitches. Some even like fat bitches. No judgement here.

    I said Kayvon would likely drop in the rankings because that's what Biggins said. I never guaranteed it. Only further proves how stupid and inaccurate the rankings are. He's talented but those who have actually seen him play real football tell a different story and say he's vastly overrated and doesn't play hard. He loves to go hard in camps when he can use his speed to go untouched against undeveloped offensive lineman. But when the pad come on and it's time to really get physical he doesn't have the drive in him to do it. That's the word on him. We'll see if it's true in the years to come.
    Got you in another lie.

    You had previously said you were black.

    Now you say you don't like fat chicks.

    So which is it?
    You're trash.
    I've been here a lot longer, albeit a lot less frequently. So correct me if I'm wrong, but if you think someone is trash you come up with a creative comeback. Or angrily WTF them. Not act like your little feelings are hurt and go for a half-assed downvote.

    Damn, you're a pussy. Just this week or two I've seen you make fun of the genitals of someone's wife, trans people, gay people, basic bitches, fat chicks. Yet you can't take a little fucking joke? Especially when you come in swinging your little internet dick about getting hot chicks, with absolutely no proof. Forcing us to take the word of someone who a fair amount of people think is a 17 year old autistic boy in his mom's basement.

    I may be trash, or I may be the assistant manager of the finest gas station in Junction City. I guess you'll never know, because it doesn't sound like you want to be friends :(
    The fuck are you talking about? Just making shit up I guess? That's a complete fabrication or misrepresentation.

    I'm a pussy? Look at you getting all offended because I called some Oregon cheerleaders basic. What a fucking joke. Who gives a fuck? How long have Oregon fans been bragging about how hot their cheerleaders are and how UW has nothing but ugly chicks. You think I or anybody else gave a fuck? No.

    The point was, Oregon used to be the hottest program in college football. Under Chip Kelly, they had best program out West, the coolest uniforms, and the hottest cheerleaders. All of that was a part of their marketing strategy and it was brilliant and it worked. I made a simple observation that as Oregon has tanked as a football program and are now in rebuilding mode, it appears their cheerleaders have become less attractive. It's a signal of Oregon no longer being in their golden era and no longer being an exciting program that can recruit hot cheer leading talent.

    It's interesting how angry some guys get when you tell them bitches they think are hot are just regular. That anger comes from a place of insecurity and frustration because you probably can't fuck the kind of women you want to fuck so you have to settle for what you can get. Don't hate the player, hate the game bro.
    I'm sorry for giving everyone in this thread AIDS.

    Seriously, I'm very sorry for making you read this autistic screeching. I hate all of you equally, and yet I'm still sorry. I wouldn't expose my worst enemy to this shockingly coherent, yet, totally insane babbling.

    As for you @StrongArmCobra I can't believe you are a real person. You are a either an autistic child or an Oregon fan doing performance art. Our family studies program is out of control, I'm starting to think you're my old women's studies professor. Doing research on toxic masculinity or something useless.

    My confidence is pretty high, and your feelings would be hurt if you saw me and my 'basic bitch'. You're wrong about this, as you are on 9/10 of what you write. Please stop replying, I didn't want to but I can't let you think you've "destroyed someone with your intellectual argument" or whatever stupid shit you said. For your own sake, take a long look at yourself and realize you are a fucking idiot. You're still 17 so you have time to turn this shit ship around.
    Yeah no you already lost a long time ago. Move along little ducky.
    Geez you seem really obsessed with the Ducks.
    I'm not the one on my rival team's board everyday.
    We? have a safe space here. So fuck off junior college.
    No you don't. But why would you seek a "safe space" here. There are plenty of Oregon boards out there. Why are you so obsessed with UW? Hmmm?
    At least the majority of ducks on this bored went to an actual University not a 4 year JC.
    A. No they didn't. Most of them live in trailers in bum fuck Oregon and pretend they went to college.

    B. I went to UDUB. Go Dawgs baby WOOO!
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,741
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    Holy narcissism


    flatus said:



    Oh fuck me.

    I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

    Bastards.

    I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.
    I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.
    I really hope you guys never GULAG @StrongArmCobra it's like 50% of why I come here, for his amazing performance art.

    Who the fuck still says basic bitches and bad bitches? Someone who is either 17 years old and uses outdated slang because they have no friends, or someone who fell into a coma during an auto erotic asphyxiation session several years ago. But, definitely someone who doesn't fuck bitches of any adjective.

    I don't know what I like more, the lies about his personal life or the football takes. Since this is a Kayvon thread, I'll remind everyone of when he was explaining last month how Kayvon will plummet in the recruiting rankings. In the past week both Rivals and 247 updated and moved him up in their rankings. He's now the 23rd highest rated recruit in the shitty 247 all time rankings, and is the third highest Pac-12 recruit behind Joe "shouldn't have road raged someone with a gun" McKnight and Matt "should have gone in the draft earlier fucking dumbass" Barkley. Kayvon will probably be a bust, because that would fitting for how Oregon football works, but Ballz was still wrong about this.
    I still here people say basic and bad bitches all the time and I only fuck with bad bitches. But to each their own. Some like basic bitches. Some even like fat bitches. No judgement here.

    I said Kayvon would likely drop in the rankings because that's what Biggins said. I never guaranteed it. Only further proves how stupid and inaccurate the rankings are. He's talented but those who have actually seen him play real football tell a different story and say he's vastly overrated and doesn't play hard. He loves to go hard in camps when he can use his speed to go untouched against undeveloped offensive lineman. But when the pad come on and it's time to really get physical he doesn't have the drive in him to do it. That's the word on him. We'll see if it's true in the years to come.
    Got you in another lie.

    You had previously said you were black.

    Now you say you don't like fat chicks.

    So which is it?
    You're trash.
    I've been here a lot longer, albeit a lot less frequently. So correct me if I'm wrong, but if you think someone is trash you come up with a creative comeback. Or angrily WTF them. Not act like your little feelings are hurt and go for a half-assed downvote.

    Damn, you're a pussy. Just this week or two I've seen you make fun of the genitals of someone's wife, trans people, gay people, basic bitches, fat chicks. Yet you can't take a little fucking joke? Especially when you come in swinging your little internet dick about getting hot chicks, with absolutely no proof. Forcing us to take the word of someone who a fair amount of people think is a 17 year old autistic boy in his mom's basement.

    I may be trash, or I may be the assistant manager of the finest gas station in Junction City. I guess you'll never know, because it doesn't sound like you want to be friends :(
    The fuck are you talking about? Just making shit up I guess? That's a complete fabrication or misrepresentation.

    I'm a pussy? Look at you getting all offended because I called some Oregon cheerleaders basic. What a fucking joke. Who gives a fuck? How long have Oregon fans been bragging about how hot their cheerleaders are and how UW has nothing but ugly chicks. You think I or anybody else gave a fuck? No.

    The point was, Oregon used to be the hottest program in college football. Under Chip Kelly, they had best program out West, the coolest uniforms, and the hottest cheerleaders. All of that was a part of their marketing strategy and it was brilliant and it worked. I made a simple observation that as Oregon has tanked as a football program and are now in rebuilding mode, it appears their cheerleaders have become less attractive. It's a signal of Oregon no longer being in their golden era and no longer being an exciting program that can recruit hot cheer leading talent.

    It's interesting how angry some guys get when you tell them bitches they think are hot are just regular. That anger comes from a place of insecurity and frustration because you probably can't fuck the kind of women you want to fuck so you have to settle for what you can get. Don't hate the player, hate the game bro.
    I'm sorry for giving everyone in this thread AIDS.

    Seriously, I'm very sorry for making you read this autistic screeching. I hate all of you equally, and yet I'm still sorry. I wouldn't expose my worst enemy to this shockingly coherent, yet, totally insane babbling.

    As for you @StrongArmCobra I can't believe you are a real person. You are a either an autistic child or an Oregon fan doing performance art. Our family studies program is out of control, I'm starting to think you're my old women's studies professor. Doing research on toxic masculinity or something useless.

    My confidence is pretty high, and your feelings would be hurt if you saw me and my 'basic bitch'. You're wrong about this, as you are on 9/10 of what you write. Please stop replying, I didn't want to but I can't let you think you've "destroyed someone with your intellectual argument" or whatever stupid shit you said. For your own sake, take a long look at yourself and realize you are a fucking idiot. You're still 17 so you have time to turn this shit ship around.
    Yeah no you already lost a long time ago. Move along little ducky.
    Geez you seem really obsessed with the Ducks.
    I'm not the one on my rival team's board everyday.
    We? have a safe space here. So fuck off junior college.
    No you don't. But why would you seek a "safe space" here. There are plenty of Oregon boards out there. Why are you so obsessed with UW? Hmmm?
    At least the majority of ducks on this bored went to an actual University not a 4 year JC.
    A. No they didn't. Most of them live in trailers in bum fuck Oregon and pretend they went to college.

    B. I went to UDUB. Go Dawgs baby WOOO!
    No you didn't. Unless all one needs to do is write "University of Washington" in crayon on construction paper and call it a degree. Because that's about what you have there skippy.

    Also, you live in Tacoma. Just want to make sure you didn't forget.
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,794
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    Holy narcissism


    flatus said:



    Oh fuck me.

    I hate Oregon and their drop ass dead sexy blondes....

    Bastards.

    I'd hit bofe. Apparently, @StrongArmCobra has a problem with his equipment.
    I don't fuck basic bitches. I'm young, tall, with a fit body. You old pervs drool over bitches I wouldn't even give a second look. I ain't got no type. Bad bitches is the only thing that I like.
    I really hope you guys never GULAG @StrongArmCobra it's like 50% of why I come here, for his amazing performance art.

    Who the fuck still says basic bitches and bad bitches? Someone who is either 17 years old and uses outdated slang because they have no friends, or someone who fell into a coma during an auto erotic asphyxiation session several years ago. But, definitely someone who doesn't fuck bitches of any adjective.

    I don't know what I like more, the lies about his personal life or the football takes. Since this is a Kayvon thread, I'll remind everyone of when he was explaining last month how Kayvon will plummet in the recruiting rankings. In the past week both Rivals and 247 updated and moved him up in their rankings. He's now the 23rd highest rated recruit in the shitty 247 all time rankings, and is the third highest Pac-12 recruit behind Joe "shouldn't have road raged someone with a gun" McKnight and Matt "should have gone in the draft earlier fucking dumbass" Barkley. Kayvon will probably be a bust, because that would fitting for how Oregon football works, but Ballz was still wrong about this.
    I still here people say basic and bad bitches all the time and I only fuck with bad bitches. But to each their own. Some like basic bitches. Some even like fat bitches. No judgement here.

    I said Kayvon would likely drop in the rankings because that's what Biggins said. I never guaranteed it. Only further proves how stupid and inaccurate the rankings are. He's talented but those who have actually seen him play real football tell a different story and say he's vastly overrated and doesn't play hard. He loves to go hard in camps when he can use his speed to go untouched against undeveloped offensive lineman. But when the pad come on and it's time to really get physical he doesn't have the drive in him to do it. That's the word on him. We'll see if it's true in the years to come.
    Got you in another lie.

    You had previously said you were black.

    Now you say you don't like fat chicks.

    So which is it?
    You're trash.
    I've been here a lot longer, albeit a lot less frequently. So correct me if I'm wrong, but if you think someone is trash you come up with a creative comeback. Or angrily WTF them. Not act like your little feelings are hurt and go for a half-assed downvote.

    Damn, you're a pussy. Just this week or two I've seen you make fun of the genitals of someone's wife, trans people, gay people, basic bitches, fat chicks. Yet you can't take a little fucking joke? Especially when you come in swinging your little internet dick about getting hot chicks, with absolutely no proof. Forcing us to take the word of someone who a fair amount of people think is a 17 year old autistic boy in his mom's basement.

    I may be trash, or I may be the assistant manager of the finest gas station in Junction City. I guess you'll never know, because it doesn't sound like you want to be friends :(
    The fuck are you talking about? Just making shit up I guess? That's a complete fabrication or misrepresentation.

    I'm a pussy? Look at you getting all offended because I called some Oregon cheerleaders basic. What a fucking joke. Who gives a fuck? How long have Oregon fans been bragging about how hot their cheerleaders are and how UW has nothing but ugly chicks. You think I or anybody else gave a fuck? No.

    The point was, Oregon used to be the hottest program in college football. Under Chip Kelly, they had best program out West, the coolest uniforms, and the hottest cheerleaders. All of that was a part of their marketing strategy and it was brilliant and it worked. I made a simple observation that as Oregon has tanked as a football program and are now in rebuilding mode, it appears their cheerleaders have become less attractive. It's a signal of Oregon no longer being in their golden era and no longer being an exciting program that can recruit hot cheer leading talent.

    It's interesting how angry some guys get when you tell them bitches they think are hot are just regular. That anger comes from a place of insecurity and frustration because you probably can't fuck the kind of women you want to fuck so you have to settle for what you can get. Don't hate the player, hate the game bro.
    I'm sorry for giving everyone in this thread AIDS.

    Seriously, I'm very sorry for making you read this autistic screeching. I hate all of you equally, and yet I'm still sorry. I wouldn't expose my worst enemy to this shockingly coherent, yet, totally insane babbling.

    As for you @StrongArmCobra I can't believe you are a real person. You are a either an autistic child or an Oregon fan doing performance art. Our family studies program is out of control, I'm starting to think you're my old women's studies professor. Doing research on toxic masculinity or something useless.

    My confidence is pretty high, and your feelings would be hurt if you saw me and my 'basic bitch'. You're wrong about this, as you are on 9/10 of what you write. Please stop replying, I didn't want to but I can't let you think you've "destroyed someone with your intellectual argument" or whatever stupid shit you said. For your own sake, take a long look at yourself and realize you are a fucking idiot. You're still 17 so you have time to turn this shit ship around.
    Yeah no you already lost a long time ago. Move along little ducky.
    Geez you seem really obsessed with the Ducks.
    I'm not the one on my rival team's board everyday.
    We? have a safe space here. So fuck off junior college.
    No you don't. But why would you seek a "safe space" here. There are plenty of Oregon boards out there. Why are you so obsessed with UW? Hmmm?
    At least the majority of ducks on this bored went to an actual University not a 4 year JC.
    A. No they didn't. Most of them live in trailers in bum fuck Oregon and pretend they went to college.

    B. I went to UDUB. Go Dawgs baby WOOO!
    You didn’t go to UW. You went a University of Washington satellite campus in Bothell.

    It’s like claiming to be a CUOG but you went to Wazzu-Vancouver retardville.
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    BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735
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    My UW degree looks exactly the same as everybody else's. Why do you care so much?
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,794
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    My UW degree looks exactly the same as everybody else's. Why do you care so much?

    Because it doesn’t
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    BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735
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    edited January 2019

    My UW degree looks exactly the same as everybody else's. Why do you care so much?

    Because it doesn’t
    Yes it does. The degrees from the University of Washington Bothell or Tacoma are exactly the same as the ones from Seattle campus. They don't say "University of Washington-Bothell" or "University of Washington-Tacoma" on them. They just say "University of Washington" and the course requirements for each degree offered are the same. Many of my professors taught their same course at the Seattle campus as well. Where are you going to school by the way? Some school in bum fuck nowhere nobody cares about? I'm not even a school snob but you sure seem to be.
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    backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,794
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    My UW degree looks exactly the same as everybody else's. Why do you care so much?

    Because it doesn’t
    Yes it does. The degrees from the University of Washington Bothell or Tacoma are exactly the same as the ones from Seattle campus. They don't say "University of Washington-Bothell" or "University of Washington-Tacoma" on them. They just say "University of Washington" and the course requirements for each degree offered are the same. Many of my professors taught their same course at the Seattle campus as well. Where are you going to school by the way? Some school in bum fuck nowhere nobody cares about? I'm not even a school snob but you sure seem to be.
    Dude you went to UWB.

    The program I’m in is nationally recognized. My school is an hour from Denver in a town the size of Bellevue. You went to Bothell for school. Sad!
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    FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
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    et tu fudgepack?
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    BallzBallz Member Posts: 4,735
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    My UW degree looks exactly the same as everybody else's. Why do you care so much?

    Because it doesn’t
    Yes it does. The degrees from the University of Washington Bothell or Tacoma are exactly the same as the ones from Seattle campus. They don't say "University of Washington-Bothell" or "University of Washington-Tacoma" on them. They just say "University of Washington" and the course requirements for each degree offered are the same. Many of my professors taught their same course at the Seattle campus as well. Where are you going to school by the way? Some school in bum fuck nowhere nobody cares about? I'm not even a school snob but you sure seem to be.
    Dude you went to UWB.

    The program I’m in is nationally recognized. My school is an hour from Denver in a town the size of Bellevue. You went to Bothell for school. Sad!
    Lol so "nationally recognized" you won't even say what school you go to. You're pathetic man. I don't even care where somebody went to college or even if they went to college at all. It's not a measure of intelligence. But for you to think you're better than me or anybody else when you don't even go to a prestigious university is fucking hilarious. And you called me a narcissist? You're a little shit stain nobody with delusions of grandeur. Get over yourself.
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    IPukeOregonGrellowIPukeOregonGrellow Member Posts: 2,183
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    My UW degree looks exactly the same as everybody else's. Why do you care so much?

    Because it doesn’t
    Yes it does. The degrees from the University of Washington Bothell or Tacoma are exactly the same as the ones from Seattle campus. They don't say "University of Washington-Bothell" or "University of Washington-Tacoma" on them. They just say "University of Washington" and the course requirements for each degree offered are the same. Many of my professors taught their same course at the Seattle campus as well. Where are you going to school by the way? Some school in bum fuck nowhere nobody cares about? I'm not even a school snob but you sure seem to be.
    Dude you went to UWB.

    The program I’m in is nationally recognized. My school is an hour from Denver in a town the size of Bellevue. You went to Bothell for school. Sad!
    I used to do body shots off the person who pumps DA gas in Fort Collins. Good dude before he transitioned into a woman. Say IPukeGrelllow sent you if you get into trouble.

    UW Bothell though. I mean did the University of Phoenix reject you or something?
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,741
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    edited January 2019

    My UW degree looks exactly the same as everybody else's. Why do you care so much?

    Because it doesn’t
    Yes it does. The degrees from the University of Washington Bothell or Tacoma are exactly the same as the ones from Seattle campus. They don't say "University of Washington-Bothell" or "University of Washington-Tacoma" on them. They just say "University of Washington" and the course requirements for each degree offered are the same. Many of my professors taught their same course at the Seattle campus as well. Where are you going to school by the way? Some school in bum fuck nowhere nobody cares about? I'm not even a school snob but you sure seem to be.
    Except yours is on construction paper and written in purple crayon.

    Mine are all real.

    Otherwise, yeah, the same.
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