I had a great call with @CoachPaopao last night too. And I’m also blessed and fired up to have been offered a full ride to play tight end at the University of Washington!!!1!1!}|!
I’m 5”11, 175lbs, and I’ve never actually played football before. I don’t have any stars YET and I’m nearly 40 years old, but I’m a fast learner and I try super hard! Coach admitted I wasn’t their first option... actually I was option 946. But after 1-945 turned coach down, it was my turn. Next Man Up as coach likes to say! Can’t wait to be DWAG!!
I had a great call with @CoachPaopao last night too. And I’m also blessed and fired up to have been offered a full ride to play tight end at the University of Washington!!!1!1!}|!
I’m 5”11, 175lbs, and I’ve never actually played football before. I don’t have any stars YET and I’m nearly 40 years old, but I’m a fast learner and I try super hard! Coach admitted I wasn’t their first option... actually I was option 946. But after 1-945 turned coach down, it was my turn. Next Man Up as coach likes to say! Can’t wait to be DWAG!!
He's 6'6, blocks with a mean streak and doesn't go down after first second and sometimes third contact. I like him better than Archer anyways. He'll be just as good as a Dissly, Sample or Otton. No need to worry.
He's 6'6, blocks with a mean streak and doesn't go down after first second and sometimes third contact. I like him better than Archer anyways. He'll be just as good as a Dissly, Sample or Otton. No need to worry.
He's 6'6, blocks with a mean streak and doesn't go down after first second and sometimes third contact. I like him better than Archer anyways. He'll be just as good as a Dissly, Sample or Otton. No need to worry.
He's 6'6, blocks with a mean streak and doesn't go down after first second and sometimes third contact. I like him better than Archer anyways. He'll be just as good as a Dissly, Sample or Otton. No need to worry.
He's 6'6, blocks with a mean streak and doesn't go down after first second and sometimes third contact. I like him better than Archer anyways. He'll be just as good as a Dissly, Sample or Otton. No need to worry.
Grundle quit being so mean to the new guys or I’m gonna catch you and punch you in your ovaries until you bleed out your vag4.
But seriously @ZoneUW I’ve quickly learned of a few things you need to do as a newbie. One involves main lining bleach, another involves bungee jumping off aurora (without the bungee), and last, meeting @Swaye at this sleez ass motel on Broadway. Bring another guy, lots of blow, and ignore the cameras and excessive black all leather outfits.
If you survive this, please return to posting, if not, well... 👋
He's 6'6, blocks with a mean streak and doesn't go down after first second and sometimes third contact. I like him better than Archer anyways. He'll be just as good as a Dissly, Sample or Otton. No need to worry.
Grundle quit being so mean to the new guys or I’m gonna catch you and punch you in your ovaries until you bleed out your vag4.
But seriously @ZoneUW I’ve quickly learned of a few things you need to do as a newbie. One involves main lining bleach, another involves bungee jumping off aurora (without the bungee), and last, meeting @Swaye at this sleez ass motel on Broadway. Bring another guy, lots of blow, and ignore the cameras and excessive black all leather outfits.
If you survive this, please return to posting, if not, well... 👋
He's 6'6, blocks with a mean streak and doesn't go down after first second and sometimes third contact. I like him better than Archer anyways. He'll be just as good as a Dissly, Sample or Otton. No need to worry.
He's 6'6, blocks with a mean streak and doesn't go down after first second and sometimes third contact. I like him better than Archer anyways. He'll be just as good as a Dissly, Sample or Otton. No need to worry.
GO DAWGS.
Otton is more athletic than any of those guys. He is actually a black tight end and if you can't see that I can't help you. You only call him wte because of his skin color.
He's 6'6, blocks with a mean streak and doesn't go down after first second and sometimes third contact. I like him better than Archer anyways. He'll be just as good as a Dissly, Sample or Otton. No need to worry.
Grundle quit being so mean to the new guys or I’m gonna catch you and punch you in your ovaries until you bleed out your vag4.
But seriously @ZoneUW I’ve quickly learned of a few things you need to do as a newbie. One involves main lining bleach, another involves bungee jumping off aurora (without the bungee), and last, meeting @Swaye at this sleez ass motel on Broadway. Bring another guy, lots of blow, and ignore the cameras and excessive black all leather outfits.
If you survive this, please return to posting, if not, well... 👋
He's 6'6, blocks with a mean streak and doesn't go down after first second and sometimes third contact. I like him better than Archer anyways. He'll be just as good as a Dissly, Sample or Otton. No need to worry.
He's 6'6, blocks with a mean streak and doesn't go down after first second and sometimes third contact. I like him better than Archer anyways. He'll be just as good as a Dissly, Sample or Otton. No need to worry.
He's 6'6, blocks with a mean streak and doesn't go down after first second and sometimes third contact. I like him better than Archer anyways. He'll be just as good as a Dissly, Sample or Otton. No need to worry.
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I’m 5”11, 175lbs, and I’ve never actually played football before. I don’t have any stars YET and I’m nearly 40 years old, but I’m a fast learner and I try super hard! Coach admitted I wasn’t their first option... actually I was option 946. But after 1-945 turned coach down, it was my turn. Next Man Up as coach likes to say! Can’t wait to be DWAG!!
GO DAWGS.
But seriously @ZoneUW I’ve quickly learned of a few things you need to do as a newbie. One involves main lining bleach, another involves bungee jumping off aurora (without the bungee), and last, meeting @Swaye at this sleez ass motel on Broadway. Bring another guy, lots of blow, and ignore the cameras and excessive black all leather outfits.
If you survive this, please return to posting, if not, well... 👋
Just kidding, clearly @Jack_Cobra