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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Sources said:

    1 month avatar choice, or 1 week in the gulag.

    Don’t take this bet, OBK will bitch out after 12 hours and beg DJ to let him back in. Quooks cant face a day without sucking big brothers dick.
    I made a bet with Boobs and honored it even though it got me banned.

    Fuck off. When I make a bet I follow through.
    Translation: you parade around the boreds like a raging faggot, but when there are consequences you're just a spineless faggot.
    No one gives a shit what a no name poster thinks.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited September 2018
    Sounds like you're all pussies hoping for a Herbert injury against Cal so I'm stuck with Braxton Shitmeister as my QB for the UW game. That's a guaranteed loss. That's a shit bet only a moron takes. A healthy Herbert is not negotiable.
  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    edited September 2018


    Translation: you parade around the boreds like a raging faggot, but when there are consequences you're just a spineless faggot.

    No one gives a shit what a no name poster thinks.

    On the contrary I think quite highly of said post. Spot on if you ask me.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited September 2018



    On the contrary I think quite highly of said post. Spot on if you ask me

    No one's asking you.

    Or @StrongArmCobra

    Or @RuffaloSoldier

    yo J u puss where u at??? scared of herbert??
  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912



    On the contrary I think quite highly of said post. Spot on if you ask me

    No one's asking you.

    Or @StrongArmCobra

    Or @RuffaloSoldier

    yo J u puss where u at??? scared of herbert??
    So hurtful...now nut up son. You think UW isnt just as likely to suffer a key injury? Take the bet or go back to dressing up as Keaneau and jumping around your moms basement.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Game is 3 weeks away. If J isn't a puss we can revisit this next week. Or right after your UCLA game so you know the condition and battle readiness of you roster. Like I said, I'm not making any bet where there's a possibility of Shitmeister starting the game. After that possibility has been eliminated, go ahead and bring it.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    edited September 2018
    Wooks wike the tuff wuff ducks are scawed of widdle cal hurting hewbert! Pussies! Wigged! Wefs!
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Seems like you don't want to bet against a healthy Ducks first round NFL starting QB. You I and everyone else knows the Ducks can't win that game without him. I even threw in an extra two weeks so you know the state of your team the week before gameday.

    I think you'd rather play a bruised up Oregon team led by Shitmeister like last year. Good Oregon vs Good Washington or gtfo.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I don't give a shit if Mariota comes back. God you are a colossal pussy.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    Seems like you don't want to bet against a healthy Ducks first round NFL starting QB. You I and everyone else knows the Ducks can't win that game without him. I even threw in an extra two weeks so you know the state of your team the week before gameday.

    I think you'd rather play a bruised up Oregon team led by Shitmeister like last year. Good Oregon vs Good Washington or gtfo.

    You are an embarrassment to Men that haven’t yet castrated themselves everywhere.

    However I offer a life line for a chance to retain whatever manhood you had before flailing around in circles like a pussy.

    Same bet with My Cougs vs Your Ducks. Offer expires at midnight and don’t poast any other reply other than a Yes or a No. Youve tuna juiced this board enough the last week for it to withstand any more of your stink.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    He will be BANNED by then.
  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    @OregonBitchKrieg's silence speaks volumes here.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited September 2018
    Only a pussy gives in to pressure. The real question here is why are you guys scared of betting against an Oregon at full strength? I'll make bets with any bitch here from any team a week before games. I know how bad Oregon is when its injured. Only a rube bets on an injured Oregon team. I only bet on GOOD, healthy Oregon teams. Oregon is GOOD right now and not battered from injuries. If Cal wants to make a bet, I'm game. If you aren't playing us this week, wait your turn.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    My max bet for games more than 1 week out is 1 month avatar change. If the cooger wants to take those odds...

  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    J you have options. You can take the same bet I just made with the cooger right now, or you can wait a week or two and go for higher stakes. Don't be a puss J.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    My max bet for games more than 1 week out is 1 month avatar change. If the cooger wants to take those odds...

    No pussy. One month gulag is the bet. Take it or leave it. Be a fucking man once in your life and not a castrated Cuck. Midnight is your deadline.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    salemcoog said:

    My max bet for games more than 1 week out is 1 month avatar change. If the cooger wants to take those odds...

    No pussy. One month gulag is the bet. Take it or leave it. Be a fucking man once in your life and not a castrated Cuck. Midnight is your deadline.
    1 month avatar change. I'm competing for the natty in the Fire Marshal PickEm Contest.

  • HuskyClaws
    HuskyClaws Member Posts: 1,170

    I told you the terms. The bet for me hinges on who Cristobal is. Does he recover from the soul crushing adversity of the Stanford game and lead the team to victory on the road in a hostile environment against an undefeated, ranked opponent? Or is he Slingblade version 2.0 and let this spiral out of control in the wrong direction. I'm not betting shit on Slingblade. I'm not betting shit on Burmeister or a freshman either. Cal victory, a healthy Herbert at full strength or nothing. Final offer.

    You won't know who Cristobal is until Herbert leaves. You were probably quooking it up for Slingblade while he was riding the coattails of Mariota.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited September 2018

    I told you the terms. The bet for me hinges on who Cristobal is. Does he recover from the soul crushing adversity of the Stanford game and lead the team to victory on the road in a hostile environment against an undefeated, ranked opponent? Or is he Slingblade version 2.0 and let this spiral out of control in the wrong direction. I'm not betting shit on Slingblade. I'm not betting shit on Burmeister or a freshman either. Cal victory, a healthy Herbert at full strength or nothing. Final offer.

    You won't know who Cristobal is until Herbert leaves. You were probably quooking it up for Slingblade while he was riding the coattails of Mariota.
    I was quooking it up for Slingblade at the tim, and guess what? Slingblade won the inaugural game of the CFB playoffs and is the only (former) PAC 12 coach with a playoff win and he earned a title game appearance. I left the Slingblade bandwagon in 2015/2016.
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004
    salemcoog said:

    Seems like you don't want to bet against a healthy Ducks first round NFL starting QB. You I and everyone else knows the Ducks can't win that game without him. I even threw in an extra two weeks so you know the state of your team the week before gameday.

    I think you'd rather play a bruised up Oregon team led by Shitmeister like last year. Good Oregon vs Good Washington or gtfo.

    You are an embarrassment to Men that haven’t yet castrated themselves everywhere.

    However I offer a life line for a chance to retain whatever manhood you had before flailing around in circles like a pussy.

    Same bet with My Cougs vs Your Ducks. Offer expires at midnight and don’t poast any other reply other than a Yes or a No. Youve tuna juiced this board enough the last week for it to withstand any more of your stink.
    Hell, let me get in on this duck gang bang. I'll give you a year. Seen you have ran yer mouth recently about Auburn next season.

    I'll make same bet Ducks vs Auburn next season. ;)
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    SECDAWG said:

    salemcoog said:

    Seems like you don't want to bet against a healthy Ducks first round NFL starting QB. You I and everyone else knows the Ducks can't win that game without him. I even threw in an extra two weeks so you know the state of your team the week before gameday.

    I think you'd rather play a bruised up Oregon team led by Shitmeister like last year. Good Oregon vs Good Washington or gtfo.

    You are an embarrassment to Men that haven’t yet castrated themselves everywhere.

    However I offer a life line for a chance to retain whatever manhood you had before flailing around in circles like a pussy.

    Same bet with My Cougs vs Your Ducks. Offer expires at midnight and don’t poast any other reply other than a Yes or a No. Youve tuna juiced this board enough the last week for it to withstand any more of your stink.
    Hell, let me get in on this duck gang bang. I'll give you a year. Seen you have ran yer mouth recently about Auburn next season.

    I'll make same bet Ducks vs Auburn next season. ;)
    You aren't a real barn fan. You're a gump fan trying to make barn fans look bad.
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004

    SECDAWG said:

    salemcoog said:

    Seems like you don't want to bet against a healthy Ducks first round NFL starting QB. You I and everyone else knows the Ducks can't win that game without him. I even threw in an extra two weeks so you know the state of your team the week before gameday.

    I think you'd rather play a bruised up Oregon team led by Shitmeister like last year. Good Oregon vs Good Washington or gtfo.

    You are an embarrassment to Men that haven’t yet castrated themselves everywhere.

    However I offer a life line for a chance to retain whatever manhood you had before flailing around in circles like a pussy.

    Same bet with My Cougs vs Your Ducks. Offer expires at midnight and don’t poast any other reply other than a Yes or a No. Youve tuna juiced this board enough the last week for it to withstand any more of your stink.
    Hell, let me get in on this duck gang bang. I'll give you a year. Seen you have ran yer mouth recently about Auburn next season.

    I'll make same bet Ducks vs Auburn next season. ;)
    You aren't a real barn fan. You're a gump fan trying to make barn fans look bad.
    I'll pull for any SEC team vs Oregon. Much less Auburn. Have nothing against Auburn til they play Ms St.

    Bet??

  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club
    edited September 2018

    A bet isn't dictated by one person, it's arrived at through negotiation.

    This isn't Vegas. You're talking shit that the Dooks will rape the pups.

    You believe it or you don't.

    Edit: just put the stipulation Herbert has to play
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited September 2018
    I already said Herbert has to play.

    Methed up quook mode had the ducks raping the dwags.

    Rationale quook mode says we win by 1 to 2 touchdowns. That's predicated on a healthy QB not named Shitmeister and a win over Cal.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    SECDAWG said:

    SECDAWG said:

    salemcoog said:

    Seems like you don't want to bet against a healthy Ducks first round NFL starting QB. You I and everyone else knows the Ducks can't win that game without him. I even threw in an extra two weeks so you know the state of your team the week before gameday.

    I think you'd rather play a bruised up Oregon team led by Shitmeister like last year. Good Oregon vs Good Washington or gtfo.

    You are an embarrassment to Men that haven’t yet castrated themselves everywhere.

    However I offer a life line for a chance to retain whatever manhood you had before flailing around in circles like a pussy.

    Same bet with My Cougs vs Your Ducks. Offer expires at midnight and don’t poast any other reply other than a Yes or a No. Youve tuna juiced this board enough the last week for it to withstand any more of your stink.
    Hell, let me get in on this duck gang bang. I'll give you a year. Seen you have ran yer mouth recently about Auburn next season.

    I'll make same bet Ducks vs Auburn next season. ;)
    You aren't a real barn fan. You're a gump fan trying to make barn fans look bad.
    I'll pull for any SEC team vs Oregon. Much less Auburn. Have nothing against Auburn til they play Ms St.

    Bet??

    Sure, when the time comes around for the game and I know the roster, and you use your primary sn, not this alt.
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004

    SECDAWG said:

    SECDAWG said:

    salemcoog said:

    Seems like you don't want to bet against a healthy Ducks first round NFL starting QB. You I and everyone else knows the Ducks can't win that game without him. I even threw in an extra two weeks so you know the state of your team the week before gameday.

    I think you'd rather play a bruised up Oregon team led by Shitmeister like last year. Good Oregon vs Good Washington or gtfo.

    You are an embarrassment to Men that haven’t yet castrated themselves everywhere.

    However I offer a life line for a chance to retain whatever manhood you had before flailing around in circles like a pussy.

    Same bet with My Cougs vs Your Ducks. Offer expires at midnight and don’t poast any other reply other than a Yes or a No. Youve tuna juiced this board enough the last week for it to withstand any more of your stink.
    Hell, let me get in on this duck gang bang. I'll give you a year. Seen you have ran yer mouth recently about Auburn next season.

    I'll make same bet Ducks vs Auburn next season. ;)
    You aren't a real barn fan. You're a gump fan trying to make barn fans look bad.
    I'll pull for any SEC team vs Oregon. Much less Auburn. Have nothing against Auburn til they play Ms St.

    Bet??

    Sure, when the time comes around for the game and I know the roster, and you use your primary sn, not this alt.
    Yeah, OK. I'll take that as a ducking. ;)

    Back to yer regularly scheduled program.....

  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    SECDAWG said:

    SECDAWG said:

    SECDAWG said:

    salemcoog said:

    Seems like you don't want to bet against a healthy Ducks first round NFL starting QB. You I and everyone else knows the Ducks can't win that game without him. I even threw in an extra two weeks so you know the state of your team the week before gameday.

    I think you'd rather play a bruised up Oregon team led by Shitmeister like last year. Good Oregon vs Good Washington or gtfo.

    You are an embarrassment to Men that haven’t yet castrated themselves everywhere.

    However I offer a life line for a chance to retain whatever manhood you had before flailing around in circles like a pussy.

    Same bet with My Cougs vs Your Ducks. Offer expires at midnight and don’t poast any other reply other than a Yes or a No. Youve tuna juiced this board enough the last week for it to withstand any more of your stink.
    Hell, let me get in on this duck gang bang. I'll give you a year. Seen you have ran yer mouth recently about Auburn next season.

    I'll make same bet Ducks vs Auburn next season. ;)
    You aren't a real barn fan. You're a gump fan trying to make barn fans look bad.
    I'll pull for any SEC team vs Oregon. Much less Auburn. Have nothing against Auburn til they play Ms St.

    Bet??

    Sure, when the time comes around for the game and I know the roster, and you use your primary sn, not this alt.
    Yeah, OK. I'll take that as a ducking. ;)

    Back to yer regularly scheduled program.....

    build up your post total, #fillthesleeves in the offseason, and i'll make a bet
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Hey coog, you're a pathetic pussy fuck if you don't accept the bet on the table and you back down now. You talk a big game. Don't coog it. I'm hearing you and @haie will be waving the coog flags at Game Day in Eugene for the UO/UW game.