OFFICIAL BYU Mormon joke thread

Fenderbender123

southernblueblood said:

Have you see how many kids Mormons have? Did you parents not teach you how sex works or have you never had sex? That’s it. You should try it.

I don't get it.

HardCoreCougar

Baphomet said:

How do you get a Mormon nun pregnant.

Dress her up like an alter boy.

Very classy, make fun of Catholic pedophiles and children who were abused.

FYI, maybe you don’t know the difference in religions.

HardCoreCougar

PurpleJ said:

PurpleJ said:

You hear the one about the Mormon who tried to become President?

He lost to a black guy! I bet he hated THAT!!! ROFL!!!!

So funny racial jokes. You guys are very classy. I bet Mitt is struggling counting his money while you type from your Mom’s basement.

HardCoreCougar

southernblueblood said:

Have you see how many kids Mormons have? Did you parents not teach you how sex works or have you never had sex? That’s it. You should try it.

This is over their heads. They are not smart enough to understand

HardCoreCougar

I should not be surprised by what most believe are some the worst fans in the PAC 12, you guys and AZ. Very trashy and uneducated.

Keep the recital, pedophile, genocide jokes coming. All class.

NorwegianHusky

HardCoreCougar said:

I should not be surprised by what most believe are some the worst fans in the PAC 12, you guys and AZ. Very trashy and uneducated.

Keep the recital, pedophile, genocide jokes coming. All class.

LEAVE

TierbsHsotBoobs

HardCoreCougar said:

I should not be surprised by what most believe are some the worst fans in the PAC 12, you guys and AZ. Very trashy and uneducated.

Keep the recital, pedophile, genocide jokes coming. All class.

Ok, you got a FRANNY.

Now LEAVE.

FireCohen

HardCoreCougar said:

I should not be surprised by what most believe are some the worst fans in the PAC 12, you guys and AZ. Very trashy and uneducated.

Keep the recital, pedophile, genocide jokes coming. All class.

Free pup,

PurpleBaze

HardCoreCougar said:

I should not be surprised by what most believe are some the worst fans in the PAC 12, you guys and AZ. Very trashy and uneducated.

Keep the recital, pedophile, genocide jokes coming. All class.

*rectal

Anyway, if you want class, visit the Nebraska board.

TurdBomber

HuskyJW said:

How do you stop a Mormon from drinking all your beer?
Invite another Mormon

I heard it this way: Always bring two mormons fishing, because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

TurdBomber

Stalin: Run this HardCoreCougar POS before he/she retransmits the AIDS he/she contracted from the black, polygamous, pedophile that raped her/him to the entire bored.

Oops! Forgot Rich, Nazi, and should've said "mixed race" if we're checking all the boxes.

backthepack

We ain’t Nebraska classy, coog.

HardCoreCougar

Wow, that was quick! Not much of a life at night?

I come here to have friendly banter and come on to read bigotry etc. Your reputation certainly seems accurate. I hope for better fans Saturday.

PurpleBaze

HardCoreCougar said:

Wow, that was quick! Not much of a life at night?

I come here to have friendly banter and come on to read bigotry etc. Your reputation certainly seems accurate. I hope for better fans Saturday.

You'll have a lot of fun in the porking lot.

HardCoreCougar

PurpleBaze said:

HardCoreCougar said:

I should not be surprised by what most believe are some the worst fans in the PAC 12, you guys and AZ. Very trashy and uneducated.

Keep the recital, pedophile, genocide jokes coming. All class.

*rectal

Anyway, if you want class, visit the Nebraska board.

Why? Higher class vs your fan base?

Note: if all you have as a racial retort is to spell check, just stop.

PurpleBaze

HardCoreCougar said:

PurpleBaze said:

HardCoreCougar said:

I should not be surprised by what most believe are some the worst fans in the PAC 12, you guys and AZ. Very trashy and uneducated.

Keep the recital, pedophile, genocide jokes coming. All class.

*rectal

Anyway, if you want class, visit the Nebraska board.

Why? Higher class vs your fan base?

Note: if all you have as a racial retort is to spell check, just stop.

Huh?!

backthepack

HardCoreCougar said:

Wow, that was quick! Not much of a life at night?

I come here to have friendly banter and come on to read bigotry etc. Your reputation certainly seems accurate. I hope for better fans Saturday.

HardCoreCougar

TurdBuffer said:

Stalin: Run this HardCoreCougar POS before he/she retransmits the AIDS he/she contracted from the black, polygamous, pedophile that raped her/him to the entire bored.

Oops! Forgot Rich, Nazi, and should've said "mixed race" if we're checking all the boxes.

You are one classy dude, probably the classiest in your whole trailer park.

You are hammering home the perception of UW fans....uneducated and bigoted.

HardCoreCougar

backthepack said:

HardCoreCougar said:

Wow, that was quick! Not much of a life at night?

I come here to have friendly banter and come on to read bigotry etc. Your reputation certainly seems accurate. I hope for better fans Saturday.

Looks like you are up late gaming?

Mosster47

HardCoreCougar said:

I should not be surprised by what most believe are some the worst fans in the PAC 12, you guys and AZ. Very trashy and uneducated.

Keep the recital, pedophile, genocide jokes coming. All class.

FRANNY!

Also, this guy doesn't fit in here.