OFFICIAL BYU Mormon joke thread
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You tell him to LEAVE!
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How do you get a Mormon nun pregnant.
Dress her up like an alter boy.
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How many Mormons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Have you see how many kids Mormons have? Did you parents not teach you how sex works or have you never had sex? That’s it. You should try it.
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Do you know which other 2 states, besides Utah, celebrate Pioneer Day?
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Bring'em young ..
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What do you call 100,000 mormons on the bottom of a lake?
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Genocide, so funny. These jokes are so funny
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@DerekJohnsonsouthernblueblood said:Genocide, so funny. These jokes are so funny
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Now that’s funny. I’m posting this on our boards
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Also, this particular username is new, which suggests someone who is either plagiarizing or posing as multiple different people on the same board. I don't know the rules here, but in most communities that is a TOS violation.southernblueblood said:Now that’s funny. I’m posting this on our boards
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Yeah, cuz this site is so classy and no one ever jokes about people/players drowning, dying, setting themselves on fire, etc.whatshouldicareabout said:
Please edit to say "100,000 duck fans". Now it's hilarious!
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LEAVE!!!southernblueblood said:Genocide, so funny. These jokes are so funny
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You hear the one about the Mormon who tried to become President?
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It’s like a ten year old. You need a hug?
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He lost to a black guy! I bet he hated THAT!!! ROFL!!!!PurpleJ said:You hear the one about the Mormon who tried to become President?
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Nope. Just Tactown TUFF J.southernblueblood said:It’s like a ten year old. You need a hug?
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I'm sure this guy fit right in...
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I don't get it.southernblueblood said:Have you see how many kids Mormons have? Did you parents not teach you how sex works or have you never had sex? That’s it. You should try it.
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Baphomet said:
How do you get a Mormon nun pregnant.
Dress her up like an alter boy.
Very classy, make fun of Catholic pedophiles and children who were abused.
FYI, maybe you don’t know the difference in religions.
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This is over their heads. They are not smart enough to understandsouthernblueblood said:Have you see how many kids Mormons have? Did you parents not teach you how sex works or have you never had sex? That’s it. You should try it.
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I should not be surprised by what most believe are some the worst fans in the PAC 12, you guys and AZ. Very trashy and uneducated.
Keep the recital, pedophile, genocide jokes coming. All class. -
LEAVEHardCoreCougar said:I should not be surprised by what most believe are some the worst fans in the PAC 12, you guys and AZ. Very trashy and uneducated.
Keep the recital, pedophile, genocide jokes coming. All class. -
Ok, you got a FRANNY.HardCoreCougar said:I should not be surprised by what most believe are some the worst fans in the PAC 12, you guys and AZ. Very trashy and uneducated.
Keep the recital, pedophile, genocide jokes coming. All class.
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Free pup,HardCoreCougar said:I should not be surprised by what most believe are some the worst fans in the PAC 12, you guys and AZ. Very trashy and uneducated.
Keep the recital, pedophile, genocide jokes coming. All class. -
*rectalHardCoreCougar said:I should not be surprised by what most believe are some the worst fans in the PAC 12, you guys and AZ. Very trashy and uneducated.
Keep the recital, pedophile, genocide jokes coming. All class.
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I heard it this way: Always bring two mormons fishing, because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.HuskyJW said:How do you stop a Mormon from drinking all your beer?
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