OFFICIAL BYU Mormon joke thread

HuskyJW · September 2018

How do you stop a Mormon from drinking all your beer?
Invite another Mormon

UWerentThereMan · September 2018

You tell him to LEAVE!

AZDuck · September 2018

Baphomet · September 2018

How do you get a Mormon nun pregnant.

Dress her up like an alter boy.

Swaye · September 2018

How many Mormons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Screwing is a sin.

southernblueblood · September 2018

Have you see how many kids Mormons have? Did you parents not teach you how sex works or have you never had sex? That’s it. You should try it.

PurpleBaze · September 2018

Do you know which other 2 states, besides Utah, celebrate Pioneer Day?

Missouri because the Mormons left and California because they didn't make it that far...

PurpleBaze · September 2018

Bring'em young ..

tee hee hee

flatus · September 2018

What do you call 100,000 mormons on the bottom of a lake?

A good start!

southernblueblood · September 2018

Genocide, so funny. These jokes are so funny

whatshouldicareabout · September 2018

southernblueblood said:
Genocide, so funny. These jokes are so funny

@DerekJohnson

PineapplePirate · September 2018

southernblueblood · September 2018

Now that’s funny. I’m posting this on our boards

UWhuskytskeet · September 2018

southernblueblood said:
Now that’s funny. I’m posting this on our boards

Also, this particular username is new, which suggests someone who is either plagiarizing or posing as multiple different people on the same board. I don't know the rules here, but in most communities that is a TOS violation.

flatus · September 2018

whatshouldicareabout said:

southernblueblood said:
Genocide, so funny. These jokes are so funny
@DerekJohnson

Yeah, cuz this site is so classy and no one ever jokes about people/players drowning, dying, setting themselves on fire, etc.

Please edit to say "100,000 duck fans". Now it's hilarious!

It's ok, you just don't "get it"