I'm imagining Swaye waking up with fondue war paint, thousands of angry texts from CLS, and a flooded trailer basement.
The most exciting thing that happened is I dropped a plate of swedish meatballs in my lap. Other than that fuck up, it was a completely boring night hanging out with her friends and family. No good stories. Nothing worth reporting. I didn't even get drunk. I am a shadow of my former self. That Jeep and shooting and hot chick in Vegas trip was my last stand, and now I'm officially back with CLS and it's over. I traded in crazy buffalo hunts, mescaline parties and unlimited squaws for a nice boring settled life with a white woman because her family is rich and she has great tits. Gave away all that makes life good for some trinkets and beads. White people always win. I should go ahead and die.
Swaye and CLS in real life
That was funny. Asshole.
Ed Helm's fiancé in that movie was my ex-wife. When I first saw the Hangover I had to curl up in the fetal position sucking my thumb with PTSD.
Keep saying stuff like this because I know she will start talking marriage within the next 6 months. My life is over.
I suspect you would be a hedonist marriage- i.e., no kids. Dude, you're life will not be over - only kids do that.
Wait until year 2 or 3 of marriage and she says " I don't do that."
Oh really honey? You used to.
As a buddy of mine once said: the first thing to go after marriage is road head. And that's the fucking trufe.
Marriage. Biggest ass bait and switch going.
Don't do it!!! Get your ass to the Rez and don't leave for a couple of years. Find your injun back!!
We aren't good on first down. We aren't good in short yardage. We aren't good in the red zone and have gone to bringing in a whiffing FB and fucking option plays even though Gaskin is a proven stud in short yardage. We don't have confidence to throw into the middle of the field and employ our traditional WTE set. Jake can't throw deep well or accurately. We don't have a diverse running game that can deploy different types of direct and delayed runs depending on the game and opponent. The screen game is just inexcusably incompetent and we do not use fucking Saladin and Gaskin in tandem...ever. Our OL is severely struggling in pass protection, blitz recognition, and most basic elements of the run game.
I blacked out in the game thread but I think I made this point already and I'll say it again. What plays do we have in the playbook that are battle tested, reliable and proven? When we get behind by 10, or when we need a tough 3rd and 3 at the 50 yard line, what are the 2 or 3 plays we know are going to work to get into a rhythm or to build confidence and dig out of the hole?
I know some will argue that you cannot be predictable, and I understand that (DavidShawLaughing.gif), but our grab bag/wait until the defense sets & check with me/QB audible sandlot football will not get the job done at this level or against any opponent worth a damn. Fuck.
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I blacked out in the game thread but I think I made this point already and I'll say it again. What plays do we have in the playbook that are battle tested, reliable and proven? When we get behind by 10, or when we need a tough 3rd and 3 at the 50 yard line, what are the 2 or 3 plays we know are going to work to get into a rhythm or to build confidence and dig out of the hole?
I know some will argue that you cannot be predictable, and I understand that (DavidShawLaughing.gif), but our grab bag/wait until the defense sets & check with me/QB audible sandlot football will not get the job done at this level or against any opponent worth a damn. Fuck.