Jalen McMillan, 2020 4* WR, Fresno (San Joaquin), CA (COMMITTED!)

DawgDaze71

minion_doog said:

Neighbor2972 said:

Jalen just took a slant 75 yards to the house on the first play

https://twitter.com/EJHolland_TW/status/1213523994785304576

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember.

Stolen. My new email sig.

Swaye

minion_doog said:

Neighbor2972 said:

Jalen just took a slant 75 yards to the house on the first play

https://twitter.com/EJHolland_TW/status/1213523994785304576

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember.

Probably the best post in the last year. On any bored.

LoneStarDawg

New bored motto “dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember”

minion_doog

r/Titans made the front page of Reddit last night, a popular thread celebrating their win over the Patriots. This was the top comment from that poast. I nearly laughed myself sober putting it here last night

Baseman

minion_doog said:

Neighbor2972 said:

Jalen just took a slant 75 yards to the house on the first play

https://twitter.com/EJHolland_TW/status/1213523994785304576

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember.

do noses get broken? do teeth get knocked out?

dtd

Sources said:

Neighbor2972 said:

Jalen just took a slant 75 yards to the house on the first play

https://twitter.com/EJHolland_TW/status/1213523994785304576

I haven't seen a slant route work at UW since Reggie.

Too soon! That was one of the worst days of my life. I was super hung over and had to move and Reggie housed that slant and I threw up right there.

RoadDawg55

Emoterman said:

Baseman said:

RaceBannon said:

The fumble shows he needs three or four years in the program before we can trust him

Reminds me of another #4 that used to play for the Dawgs. @DerekJohnson ?

My Dawg. Love that guy. Just don’t want him playing at UW.

BleachedAnusDawg

Baseman said:

RaceBannon said:

The fumble shows he needs three or four years in the program before we can trust him

Reminds me of another #4 that used to play for the Dawgs. @DerekJohnson ?

Mickens?

Neighbor2972

https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441

dnc

Neighbor2972 said:

https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441

21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.

dtd

dnc said:

Neighbor2972 said:

https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441

21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.

This is why Johnny Wilson as a 5 star was always a joke.

FireCohen

dnc said:

Neighbor2972 said:

https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441

21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.

pretty sure bbk ran like 21.0 mph once

RoadDawg55

dtd said:

dnc said:

Neighbor2972 said:

https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441

21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.

This is why Johnny Wilson as a 5 star was always a joke.

I was on Ballz side for that one. It was easy to read between the lines and know what’s up.

FireCohen

RoadDawg55 said:

dtd said:

dnc said:

Neighbor2972 said:

https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441

21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.

This is why Johnny Wilson as a 5 star was always a joke.

I was on Ballz side for that one. It was easy to read between the lines and know what’s up.

sorry stopped reading after just out of principle

RoadDawg55

FireCohen said:

RoadDawg55 said:

dtd said:

dnc said:

Neighbor2972 said:

https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441

21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.

This is why Johnny Wilson as a 5 star was always a joke.

I was on Ballz side for that one. It was easy to read between the lines and know what’s up.

sorry stopped reading after just out of principle

Great dude.

Neighbor2972

FireCohen said:

dnc said:

Neighbor2972 said:

https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441

21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.

pretty sure bbk ran like 21.0 mph once

BBK also ran a 4.56 40. But yeah the speed tracker thing is usually a function of which players have the opportunity to run in a straight line the longest. Jalen's track times are a much better speed predictor.

KrunkJuice

FireCohen said:

dnc said:

Neighbor2972 said:

https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441

21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.

pretty sure bbk ran like 21.0 mph once

Probably when he was chasing Saquon and Derrick Henry.

Bread

We are going to need faster treadmills

RoadDawg55

KrunkJuice said:

FireCohen said:

dnc said:

Neighbor2972 said:

https://twitter.com/RecruitAlytics1/status/1215494937887805441

21.7 mph is fucking flying

For comparison that would tie him with ODB for 11th fastest ball carrier in the NFL this season.

Kid's like 17.

pretty sure bbk ran like 21.0 mph once

Probably when he was chasing Saquon and Derrick Henry.

I know you are being sarcastic but BBK was chasing Bo Scarborough.

GrundleStiltzkin

https://twitter.com/WestCoastCFB/status/1247948449846145024