UW Leaves Nike for Adidas

UWhuskytskeet

$119M bitches.

http://twitter.com/SeaTimesSports/status/983744336369258496

Swaye

dnc

Tracy Ford ftw.

Gotta admit I'm surprised. That's a hell of a deal though.

Swaye

Also Jen Cohen just landed one of the 10 richest deals in all of college athletics for apparel. I fucking love this broad.

dnc

Swaye said:

Also Jen Cohen just landed one of the 10 richest deals in all of college athletics for apparel. I fucking love this broad.

Jen Cohen might go down as my biggest whiff ever. And I wanted UW to hire Mora over Petersen.

backthepack

Jen Cohen daaaaaa gawd(ess?)

PurpleBaze

It's like Nazi Germany around here.

PurpleBaze

dnc said:

Swaye said:

Also Jen Cohen just landed one of the 10 richest deals in all of college athletics for apparel. I fucking love this broad.

Jen Cohen might go down.

Swaye

dnc said:

Swaye said:

Also Jen Cohen just landed one of the 10 richest deals in all of college athletics for apparel. I fucking love this broad.

Jen Cohen might go down as my biggest whiff ever. And I wanted UW to hire Mora over Petersen.

You and me both. I absolutely HATED the hire, but she has fucking kicked ass since jump and made me look stoopid many many times.

Hired Peterman. Check. Killed Crazy Larry. Check. Stands mostly full. Check. Romar shitcanned. Check. Jim Basnight driven insane. Check. Hired good replacement. Check. One of the most lucrative apparel deals in college athletics. Check. Fuck Nike. Check.

I love her. Straight up.

full disclosure edit: Remember the parody account @Cohen12 ? Yeah, that was me. Hardly anyone knows that. I made it to make fun of her because I hated her. Notice you don't see it much anymore? Because she kicks ass. That's why.

YellowSnow

Gwad

Jen needs to start teaching AD seminars to signal the rise of the matriarch.

dnc

https://twitter.com/Kalepo206/status/983746195091734528

FireCohen

Sloppy tits never sleeps

FireCohen

No, seriously she is fucking killing it

Sources

She's putting that rack to work. Gives her huge leverage in negotiations when she plops them on the table.

dnc

Jenn fucks

Swaye

Sources said:

She's putting that rack to work. Gives her huge leverage in negotiations when she plops them on the table.

Read that as cleavage. Both work.

dnc

Swaye said:

Sources said:

She's putting that rack to work. Gives her huge leverage in negotiations when she plops them on the table.

Read that as cleavage. Both work.

All this tim we've been wishing we were Bruce Wayne while we had Diana Prince sitting around in the office biding her tim.

FireCohen

dnc said:

Jenn fucks

A lot

Doogles

#ImWithHer

PurpleBaze

Doogles said:

#ImWithHer

#MeToo