Former UNike player to Fucks Fans: "Go fuck yourself."

digits

This is quality:

http://www.oregonlive.com/sports/oregonian/john_canzano/index.ssf/2013/10/canzano_blog_ex-ducks_player_t.html

NeGgaPlEaSe

What's a BCS bowel game? Can we get into one with 7 wins including wins against Idaho and Wala Wala

RaceBannon

Sincerely;
Every Stadium in America

Dude needs to wash out the vagina

Gladstone

Wow.

unfrozencaveman

Nothing more simple and eloquent than a GFY

But I smell a whoosh on Canzano

greenblood

What else do you expect setting in the corner end zone next to GA? I was given tickets to a Duck home game a couple years ago (My last time at a Ducks game) right behind the end zone. I swear, I had never sat next to so many fat, toothless, and incoherent people in my life. These idiots looked like they purchased their tickets with food stamps.

The guy next to me was chewing without a spitter, the other side of me I had three Irishdoog honey's of the week with who looked like their overweight pimp trying to fit into 3 seats (4 fat people and 3 seats, springfield quook math?). I had a drunk idiot behind me that had to be drug out midway through the third quarter by his buddies, because he no longer had the motor skills to set in his damn seat without collapsing. All this for a 12:30pm kickoff against WSU.

His buddy should have known better, and got him in the mid field sections where the classy people set. This guy gave him free tickets for the years he played, and got repaid with corner end zone tickets? The bro of his should no longer be a bro of his. What a cheap ass.

RoadDawg55

Duck fans do for the most part suck, and criticizing Mariota and their coaches for a bad play or two is FS, but anyone who says, "Put on a headset, put on the pads, what are your credentials, you think you can do better" needs to immediately douse themselves in gasoline and strike a match.

greenblood

This former Duck obviously never went to a pro game.

MikeDamone

"Every fan base has their share of idiots." "Most duck fans enjoy friendly banter and good natured ribbing"

RaceBannon

I remember the first home game after the national championship. By the third quarter Billy Joe was being booed because UW was struggling to put away Wisconsin, who sucked back then. Fans boo the kids.

I was very harsh in the stands, usually at Don James who I would have fired numerous times. I told myself after the NC that I would just enjoy the ride. Which I did until the Arizona game that they lost. Fuckers.

Now it just doesn't matter. Duck fans are drunk on success and if they ever lose that drug its a helluva a comedown let me tell you.

dnc

badapple has done it again!

Auburndawg

Race, why do you defend these.....people?

I went to two games at Autzen back in the '80s, back when they sucked and we didn't. Nearly ended up in a brawl with drunk Ducks both times. I saw their fans throwing stuff at our fans.

A former Neuheisel era player is an inlaw of mine now. His stories about Autzen are the same as everyone elses. He hated playing there.

A guy I work with played in the Husky Band. Said he got hit with a D battery, and Autzen was absolutely on a different level than any other stadium.

Duck fans are truly different. Its not a myth.

greenblood

Auburndawg said:

Race, why do you defend these.....people?

I went to two games at Autzen back in the '80s, back when they sucked and we didn't. Nearly ended up in a brawl with drunk Ducks both times. I saw their fans throwing stuff at our fans.

A former Neuheisel era player is an inlaw of mine now. His stories about Autzen are the same as everyone elses. He hated playing there.

A guy I work with played in the Husky Band. Said he got hit with a D battery, and Autzen was absolutely on a different level than any other stadium.

Duck fans are truly different. Its not a myth.

Sounds like a good home field advantage to me. When opposing players don't want to play in your stadium, then the fans must be doing something right.

For the record, if opposing players talk about how nice your stadium is, and how classy your fans are, your team probably isn't worth a shit.

MikeDamone

Auburndawg said:

Race, why do you defend these.....people?

I went to two games at Autzen back in the '80s, back when they sucked and we didn't. Nearly ended up in a brawl with drunk Ducks both times. I saw their fans throwing stuff at our fans.

A former Neuheisel era player is an inlaw of mine now. His stories about Autzen are the same as everyone elses. He hated playing there.

A guy I work with played in the Husky Band. Said he got hit with a D battery, and Autzen was absolutely on a different level than any other stadium.

Duck fans are truly different. Its not a myth.

I don't think he was defending them.

Canard

Well, Colt Lyerla was out on bond. . . .

TierbsHsotBoobs

Auburndawg said:

Race, why do you defend these.....people?

I went to two games at Autzen back in the '80s, back when they sucked and we didn't. Nearly ended up in a brawl with drunk Ducks both times. I saw their fans throwing stuff at our fans.

A former Neuheisel era player is an inlaw of mine now. His stories about Autzen are the same as everyone elses. He hated playing there.

A guy I work with played in the Husky Band. Said he got hit with a D battery, and Autzen was absolutely on a different level than any other stadium.

Duck fans are truly different. Its not a myth.

Those people have high expectations.

I miss WASHINGTON dammit.

Canard

"D batteries?"

I've been chucking dead motorcycle batteries since 2009. Working my way up to nail studded C4.

unfrozencaveman

In all honesty, it's pretty civil now

Flash back 15 years, when they were getting a taste of success. Throwing dogshit and biscuits at the Husky bench. Chorak picks up a biscuit takes a bite and throws that shit back at the crowd. Those were the days

Still think this is a whoosh letter to Canzano.

creepycoug

Joe Stephanson said:

This is quality:

http://www.oregonlive.com/sports/oregonian/john_canzano/index.ssf/2013/10/canzano_blog_ex-ducks_player_t.html

I actually don't give a fuck one way or the other. I know first hand what fans are like at southern schools that are worth a shit in football and the duck fans have nothing on them. Go to a fucking Cocktail Party game and tell me how classy Florida and Georgia fans are. Fuck.

So my only point on this is that I'd bet, based on nothing but observation, that the letter is fake. It carries that tone that those "stories" people post on facebook carry. You know, the long fucking posts that purport to be something that happened or something somebody said. Always long and crazy with detail - so much detail you start to get the feeling that someone is trying too hard to make the story sound legit. WHen you get to the end of these stories, all of which are sad or trying to make some social point based on some alleged real-life occurence, you just know it's all bullshit.

I don't know. Maybe it's real. All I know now is that my husky buddies are all sharing the link on their facebook accounts BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO FUCKING DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually they do, but they don't want to face it.

Mosster47

This fagmo (75k) was probably a third string walk-on. He didn't get a single urine balloon tossed at him or get raped in the parking lot. What a whiny pussy. I hope they throw Race's dead grandpa's (T's & P's) casket on top of this fucker as they throw him down the stairs.

At $100 a ticket I'd cut someone's tongue from their head and use the blood as lube while I skull fuck them if they told me to be quiet.

The nerve of some people. Don't bash the white trash that made you famous.

unfrozencaveman

Straight outta Springfield, keepsin it real