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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,649
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    Mosster47 said:

    Mosster47 said:

    haie said:

    Mosster47 said:

    haie said:

    haie said:

    haie said:

    Mosster47 said:

    A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.

    A power running back.

    Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.

    A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?

    He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.

    When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.

    That's a good quook...

    Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
    Agreed, but let's not pretend there isn't a vendetta after 70 fucking points, a complete embarrassment even in college football standards, and taking every good player Oregon covets. The coaches won't say anything publicly, but they want to put Oregon down into the 2nd basement of a Eugene Rite Aid forever.

    3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
    At least you agree with your own shitpoasts. 12-1. 1-12 if your view is from Montlake.
    You're 2-1 against Petersen as a husky. Enjoy that while it lasts, because 70-21 is the kind of skull fucking that gets jack quooks to start turning their pittance of a paycheck over to the timbers and blazers. It's already happening.
    That 70-21 was fucking stupid. It got Sling fired and the AD doubled the assistant salary pool. The University Prez who is gayer than Chip even said publicly to get a better D-Coordinator. Oregon went from a staff that wouldn't even call recruits to one that had 40 highly rated players on their own dime to Eugene for the spring game.

    Mike and Chip could have scored 100 points in 10 of those 13 ass rapings, but they didn't because doing something stupid like that could have brought on someone like Peterman five years earlier.

    Beating teams brings on slow change. Embarrassing teams brings on drastic measures.
    70-21 was UW proclaiming themselves to be the new, undisputed program in the northwest. That's enough to suck the marrow out of "your" school and move on to the bigger adversaries.

    Have fun talking shit to the beavs and coogs though, those should be some classic 8:30 P-12 Network battles for the foreseeable future.
    One good season against the worse Pac-12 sonce
    AZDuck said:

    MOSSTERCATZ has a poont, ya know. Beat Oregon by two touchdowns and there's a chance Helfrich is still faxing recroots. Nobody knows how good or bad Slick Willie Lyles-Taggart is going to be, but he's shown he can recroot. If he's a decent coach we? might be good again.

    Exactly. If that game ends up 48-21 Sling is still in Eugene with Brady Hoke by his side. You know on Gaskin's long run the Ducks had three guys go to the same gap? You REALLY wanted that replaced so soon?

    I don't see Oregon being world beaters this year but they will have a better QB, RB, and O-line than UW and a defense that will at least make you earn points. They have the best kicker they have had since Tommy Thompson and they got a kid that can punt now too.

    Yes, Herbert is better than Cobra. One will end up in the first two rounds of the draft. One won't even make the practice squad. Hint, it's not the 6'5" kid with every throw in the book.
    2018 will be special though
    UW and Oregon will smash every other team in the North in 2018. Darnold in his Heisman season in the title game is going to be a bitch.
    Enjoy losing to WSU and Stanford.

    I'm thinking taggart will suck as bad as helfrich.
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    oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
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    Mosster47 said:

    Mosster47 said:

    haie said:

    Mosster47 said:

    haie said:

    haie said:

    haie said:

    Mosster47 said:

    A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.

    A power running back.

    Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.

    A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?

    He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.

    When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.

    That's a good quook...

    Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
    Agreed, but let's not pretend there isn't a vendetta after 70 fucking points, a complete embarrassment even in college football standards, and taking every good player Oregon covets. The coaches won't say anything publicly, but they want to put Oregon down into the 2nd basement of a Eugene Rite Aid forever.

    3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
    At least you agree with your own shitpoasts. 12-1. 1-12 if your view is from Montlake.
    You're 2-1 against Petersen as a husky. Enjoy that while it lasts, because 70-21 is the kind of skull fucking that gets jack quooks to start turning their pittance of a paycheck over to the timbers and blazers. It's already happening.
    That 70-21 was fucking stupid. It got Sling fired and the AD doubled the assistant salary pool. The University Prez who is gayer than Chip even said publicly to get a better D-Coordinator. Oregon went from a staff that wouldn't even call recruits to one that had 40 highly rated players on their own dime to Eugene for the spring game.

    Mike and Chip could have scored 100 points in 10 of those 13 ass rapings, but they didn't because doing something stupid like that could have brought on someone like Peterman five years earlier.

    Beating teams brings on slow change. Embarrassing teams brings on drastic measures.
    70-21 was UW proclaiming themselves to be the new, undisputed program in the northwest. That's enough to suck the marrow out of "your" school and move on to the bigger adversaries.

    Have fun talking shit to the beavs and coogs though, those should be some classic 8:30 P-12 Network battles for the foreseeable future.
    One good season against the worse Pac-12 sonce
    AZDuck said:

    MOSSTERCATZ has a poont, ya know. Beat Oregon by two touchdowns and there's a chance Helfrich is still faxing recroots. Nobody knows how good or bad Slick Willie Lyles-Taggart is going to be, but he's shown he can recroot. If he's a decent coach we? might be good again.

    Exactly. If that game ends up 48-21 Sling is still in Eugene with Brady Hoke by his side. You know on Gaskin's long run the Ducks had three guys go to the same gap? You REALLY wanted that replaced so soon?

    I don't see Oregon being world beaters this year but they will have a better QB, RB, and O-line than UW and a defense that will at least make you earn points. They have the best kicker they have had since Tommy Thompson and they got a kid that can punt now too.

    Yes, Herbert is better than Cobra. One will end up in the first two rounds of the draft. One won't even make the practice squad. Hint, it's not the 6'5" kid with every throw in the book.
    2018 will be special though
    UW and Oregon will smash every other team in the North in 2018. Darnold in his Heisman season in the title game is going to be a bitch.
    Enjoy losing to WSU and Stanford.

    I'm thinking taggart will suck as bad as helfrich.
    This is some scary doovling
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,649
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    Sark>ty replaying itself all over again in the north.
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    AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
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    FFS. Willie Lyles-Taggart hasn't even coached one gayme yet, and he's Sark?

    That's dumb.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,649
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    AZDuck said:

    FFS. Willie Lyles-Taggart hasn't even coached one gayme yet, and he's Sark?

    That's dumb.

    Lipo


    But you really should know the script by now
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    Mosster47 said:

    Mosster47 said:

    haie said:

    Mosster47 said:

    haie said:

    haie said:

    haie said:

    Mosster47 said:

    A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.

    A power running back.

    Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.

    A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?

    He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.

    When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.

    That's a good quook...

    Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
    Agreed, but let's not pretend there isn't a vendetta after 70 fucking points, a complete embarrassment even in college football standards, and taking every good player Oregon covets. The coaches won't say anything publicly, but they want to put Oregon down into the 2nd basement of a Eugene Rite Aid forever.

    3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
    At least you agree with your own shitpoasts. 12-1. 1-12 if your view is from Montlake.
    You're 2-1 against Petersen as a husky. Enjoy that while it lasts, because 70-21 is the kind of skull fucking that gets jack quooks to start turning their pittance of a paycheck over to the timbers and blazers. It's already happening.
    That 70-21 was fucking stupid. It got Sling fired and the AD doubled the assistant salary pool. The University Prez who is gayer than Chip even said publicly to get a better D-Coordinator. Oregon went from a staff that wouldn't even call recruits to one that had 40 highly rated players on their own dime to Eugene for the spring game.

    Mike and Chip could have scored 100 points in 10 of those 13 ass rapings, but they didn't because doing something stupid like that could have brought on someone like Peterman five years earlier.

    Beating teams brings on slow change. Embarrassing teams brings on drastic measures.
    70-21 was UW proclaiming themselves to be the new, undisputed program in the northwest. That's enough to suck the marrow out of "your" school and move on to the bigger adversaries.

    Have fun talking shit to the beavs and coogs though, those should be some classic 8:30 P-12 Network battles for the foreseeable future.
    One good season against the worse Pac-12 sonce
    AZDuck said:

    MOSSTERCATZ has a poont, ya know. Beat Oregon by two touchdowns and there's a chance Helfrich is still faxing recroots. Nobody knows how good or bad Slick Willie Lyles-Taggart is going to be, but he's shown he can recroot. If he's a decent coach we? might be good again.

    Exactly. If that game ends up 48-21 Sling is still in Eugene with Brady Hoke by his side. You know on Gaskin's long run the Ducks had three guys go to the same gap? You REALLY wanted that replaced so soon?

    I don't see Oregon being world beaters this year but they will have a better QB, RB, and O-line than UW and a defense that will at least make you earn points. They have the best kicker they have had since Tommy Thompson and they got a kid that can punt now too.

    Yes, Herbert is better than Cobra. One will end up in the first two rounds of the draft. One won't even make the practice squad. Hint, it's not the 6'5" kid with every throw in the book.
    2018 will be special though
    UW and Oregon will smash every other team in the North in 2018. Darnold in his Heisman season in the title game is going to be a bitch.
    Stanford is going to smash Oregon.

    hth
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    oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
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    dnc said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Mosster47 said:

    haie said:

    Mosster47 said:

    haie said:

    haie said:

    haie said:

    Mosster47 said:

    A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.

    A power running back.

    Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.

    A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?

    He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.

    When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.

    That's a good quook...

    Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
    Agreed, but let's not pretend there isn't a vendetta after 70 fucking points, a complete embarrassment even in college football standards, and taking every good player Oregon covets. The coaches won't say anything publicly, but they want to put Oregon down into the 2nd basement of a Eugene Rite Aid forever.

    3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
    At least you agree with your own shitpoasts. 12-1. 1-12 if your view is from Montlake.
    You're 2-1 against Petersen as a husky. Enjoy that while it lasts, because 70-21 is the kind of skull fucking that gets jack quooks to start turning their pittance of a paycheck over to the timbers and blazers. It's already happening.
    That 70-21 was fucking stupid. It got Sling fired and the AD doubled the assistant salary pool. The University Prez who is gayer than Chip even said publicly to get a better D-Coordinator. Oregon went from a staff that wouldn't even call recruits to one that had 40 highly rated players on their own dime to Eugene for the spring game.

    Mike and Chip could have scored 100 points in 10 of those 13 ass rapings, but they didn't because doing something stupid like that could have brought on someone like Peterman five years earlier.

    Beating teams brings on slow change. Embarrassing teams brings on drastic measures.
    70-21 was UW proclaiming themselves to be the new, undisputed program in the northwest. That's enough to suck the marrow out of "your" school and move on to the bigger adversaries.

    Have fun talking shit to the beavs and coogs though, those should be some classic 8:30 P-12 Network battles for the foreseeable future.
    One good season against the worse Pac-12 sonce
    AZDuck said:

    MOSSTERCATZ has a poont, ya know. Beat Oregon by two touchdowns and there's a chance Helfrich is still faxing recroots. Nobody knows how good or bad Slick Willie Lyles-Taggart is going to be, but he's shown he can recroot. If he's a decent coach we? might be good again.

    Exactly. If that game ends up 48-21 Sling is still in Eugene with Brady Hoke by his side. You know on Gaskin's long run the Ducks had three guys go to the same gap? You REALLY wanted that replaced so soon?

    I don't see Oregon being world beaters this year but they will have a better QB, RB, and O-line than UW and a defense that will at least make you earn points. They have the best kicker they have had since Tommy Thompson and they got a kid that can punt now too.

    Yes, Herbert is better than Cobra. One will end up in the first two rounds of the draft. One won't even make the practice squad. Hint, it's not the 6'5" kid with every throw in the book.
    2018 will be special though
    UW and Oregon will smash every other team in the North in 2018. Darnold in his Heisman season in the title game is going to be a bitch.
    Stanford is going to smash UW.

    hth
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    Stanford is going to smash UW.

    hth

    Pat, pat
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    Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
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    dnc said:

    Mosster47 said:

    Mosster47 said:

    haie said:

    Mosster47 said:

    haie said:

    haie said:

    haie said:

    Mosster47 said:

    A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.

    A power running back.

    Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.

    A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?

    He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.

    When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.

    That's a good quook...

    Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
    Agreed, but let's not pretend there isn't a vendetta after 70 fucking points, a complete embarrassment even in college football standards, and taking every good player Oregon covets. The coaches won't say anything publicly, but they want to put Oregon down into the 2nd basement of a Eugene Rite Aid forever.

    3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
    At least you agree with your own shitpoasts. 12-1. 1-12 if your view is from Montlake.
    You're 2-1 against Petersen as a husky. Enjoy that while it lasts, because 70-21 is the kind of skull fucking that gets jack quooks to start turning their pittance of a paycheck over to the timbers and blazers. It's already happening.
    That 70-21 was fucking stupid. It got Sling fired and the AD doubled the assistant salary pool. The University Prez who is gayer than Chip even said publicly to get a better D-Coordinator. Oregon went from a staff that wouldn't even call recruits to one that had 40 highly rated players on their own dime to Eugene for the spring game.

    Mike and Chip could have scored 100 points in 10 of those 13 ass rapings, but they didn't because doing something stupid like that could have brought on someone like Peterman five years earlier.

    Beating teams brings on slow change. Embarrassing teams brings on drastic measures.
    70-21 was UW proclaiming themselves to be the new, undisputed program in the northwest. That's enough to suck the marrow out of "your" school and move on to the bigger adversaries.

    Have fun talking shit to the beavs and coogs though, those should be some classic 8:30 P-12 Network battles for the foreseeable future.
    One good season against the worse Pac-12 sonce
    AZDuck said:

    MOSSTERCATZ has a poont, ya know. Beat Oregon by two touchdowns and there's a chance Helfrich is still faxing recroots. Nobody knows how good or bad Slick Willie Lyles-Taggart is going to be, but he's shown he can recroot. If he's a decent coach we? might be good again.

    Exactly. If that game ends up 48-21 Sling is still in Eugene with Brady Hoke by his side. You know on Gaskin's long run the Ducks had three guys go to the same gap? You REALLY wanted that replaced so soon?

    I don't see Oregon being world beaters this year but they will have a better QB, RB, and O-line than UW and a defense that will at least make you earn points. They have the best kicker they have had since Tommy Thompson and they got a kid that can punt now too.

    Yes, Herbert is better than Cobra. One will end up in the first two rounds of the draft. One won't even make the practice squad. Hint, it's not the 6'5" kid with every throw in the book.
    2018 will be special though
    UW and Oregon will smash every other team in the North in 2018. Darnold in his Heisman season in the title game is going to be a bitch.
    Stanford is going to smash Oregon.

    hth
    Stanford is running out of gas. The talent coming in isn't equalling the talent going out. They will have a few high grade NFL lineman every year, but that's about it.
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    Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
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    Mosster47 said:

    Mosster47 said:

    haie said:

    Mosster47 said:

    haie said:

    haie said:

    haie said:

    Mosster47 said:

    A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.

    A power running back.

    Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.

    A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?

    He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.

    When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.

    That's a good quook...

    Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
    Agreed, but let's not pretend there isn't a vendetta after 70 fucking points, a complete embarrassment even in college football standards, and taking every good player Oregon covets. The coaches won't say anything publicly, but they want to put Oregon down into the 2nd basement of a Eugene Rite Aid forever.

    3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
    At least you agree with your own shitpoasts. 12-1. 1-12 if your view is from Montlake.
    You're 2-1 against Petersen as a husky. Enjoy that while it lasts, because 70-21 is the kind of skull fucking that gets jack quooks to start turning their pittance of a paycheck over to the timbers and blazers. It's already happening.
    That 70-21 was fucking stupid. It got Sling fired and the AD doubled the assistant salary pool. The University Prez who is gayer than Chip even said publicly to get a better D-Coordinator. Oregon went from a staff that wouldn't even call recruits to one that had 40 highly rated players on their own dime to Eugene for the spring game.

    Mike and Chip could have scored 100 points in 10 of those 13 ass rapings, but they didn't because doing something stupid like that could have brought on someone like Peterman five years earlier.

    Beating teams brings on slow change. Embarrassing teams brings on drastic measures.
    70-21 was UW proclaiming themselves to be the new, undisputed program in the northwest. That's enough to suck the marrow out of "your" school and move on to the bigger adversaries.

    Have fun talking shit to the beavs and coogs though, those should be some classic 8:30 P-12 Network battles for the foreseeable future.
    One good season against the worse Pac-12 sonce
    AZDuck said:

    MOSSTERCATZ has a poont, ya know. Beat Oregon by two touchdowns and there's a chance Helfrich is still faxing recroots. Nobody knows how good or bad Slick Willie Lyles-Taggart is going to be, but he's shown he can recroot. If he's a decent coach we? might be good again.

    Exactly. If that game ends up 48-21 Sling is still in Eugene with Brady Hoke by his side. You know on Gaskin's long run the Ducks had three guys go to the same gap? You REALLY wanted that replaced so soon?

    I don't see Oregon being world beaters this year but they will have a better QB, RB, and O-line than UW and a defense that will at least make you earn points. They have the best kicker they have had since Tommy Thompson and they got a kid that can punt now too.

    Yes, Herbert is better than Cobra. One will end up in the first two rounds of the draft. One won't even make the practice squad. Hint, it's not the 6'5" kid with every throw in the book.
    2018 will be special though
    UW and Oregon will smash every other team in the North in 2018. Darnold in his Heisman season in the title game is going to be a bitch.
    Enjoy losing to WSU and Stanford.

    I'm thinking taggart will suck as bad as helfrich.
    I've already laid this out. Chip was a gay retard. Sling was a retarded pussy. Willie is a retard.

    He won't be Chip because Chip isn't even Chip anymore, but he will be better than Sling because he's not a pussy.

    Peterman is a good coach. The series will be very good for awhile.

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    AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
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    Dabo Swinney is a fucktard, and his team just beat mighty Bamma for the title. A lot of coaches are fucktards. I'm definitely LIPO mode with Lyles-Taggart.
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    AZDuck said:

    Dabo Swinney is a fucktard, and his team just beat mighty Bamma for the title. A lot of coaches are fucktards. I'm definitely LIPO mode with Lyles-Taggart.

    I think LIPO is fair. He's definitely a good recruiter so he has that going for him, which is nice.

    Proclaiming he's good enough that the series is going to be good for awhile is dumb, as is proclaiming he's Sark. We don't know yet.

    The odds are higher he's Sark than he's Dabo, though.
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    dnc said:

    AZDuck said:

    Dabo Swinney is a fucktard, and his team just beat mighty Bamma for the title. A lot of coaches are fucktards. I'm definitely LIPO mode with Lyles-Taggart.

    I think LIPO is fair. He's definitely a good recruiter so he has that going for him, which is nice.

    Proclaiming he's good enough that the series is going to be good for awhile is dumb, as is proclaiming he's Sark. We don't know yet.

    The odds are higher he's black Sark than he's Dabo, though.
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    Black people acting like white people.

    Close the thread. Maybe even consider closing down the site for the day Derek ... as a sign of respect.
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    edited May 2017
    haie said:

    haie said:

    haie said:

    Mosster47 said:

    A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.

    A power running back.

    Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.

    A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?

    He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.

    When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.

    That's a good quook...

    Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
    Agreed, but let's not pretend there isn't a vendetta after 70 fucking points, a complete embarrassment even in college football standards, and taking every good player Oregon covets. The coaches won't say anything publicly, but they want to put Oregon down into the 2nd basement of a Eugene Rite Aid forever.

    3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
    At least you agree with your own shitpoasts. 12-1. 1-12 if your view is from Montlake.
    You're 2-1 against Petersen as a husky. Enjoy that while it lasts, because 70-21 is the kind of skull fucking that gets jack quooks to start turning their pittance of a paycheck over to the timbers and blazers. It's already happening.
    I disagree. It's the kind of skull fucking that gets the one and only quook (and CFB fan in th entire PNW) who matters, to start turning the weekly interest on his petty cash account over to the University of Oregon to do more to win football games.

    Oregon will never again be the old Oregon ... not permanently anyway.

    Don't forget, either, how many times Kelly had his foot on Sark's throat only to let up on it.

    70 pts. 20 years ago was a monumental thing. It really isn't anymore, especially when you're playing against a team that just didn't give a fuck because of their dead man walking coach. I'm not one who subscribes to the one game theory ... Miami laying 65 on Washington w/ third string guys playing most of the 3rd and all of the 4th quarters isn't what set Washington spinning for 15 years. Firing the guy who lost that game and the choices to replace him are what did that.

    So I won't be ghey enough to say something stoopid like, "that 70 pts. will come back to haunt Peterman," because, who cares?

    But the lolipop in charge down there seems like the kind of dood who would have no problem laying the pipe if he has you prone ... with or w/o lube.
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    A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.

    A power running back.

    Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.

    A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?

    He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.

    When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.

    That's a good quook...

    Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
    Agreed, but let's not pretend there isn't a vendetta after 70 fucking points, a complete embarrassment even in college football standards, and taking every good player Oregon covets. The coaches won't say anything publicly, but they want to put Oregon down into the 2nd basement of a Eugene Rite Aid forever.

    3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
    At least you agree with your own shitpoasts. 12-1. 1-12 if your view is from Montlake.
    You're 2-1 against Petersen as a husky. Enjoy that while it lasts, because 70-21 is the kind of skull fucking that gets jack quooks to start turning their pittance of a paycheck over to the timbers and blazers. It's already happening.
    That 70-21 was fucking stupid. It got Sling fired and the AD doubled the assistant salary pool. The University Prez who is gayer than Chip even said publicly to get a better D-Coordinator. Oregon went from a staff that wouldn't even call recruits to one that had 40 highly rated players on their own dime to Eugene for the spring game.

    Mike and Chip could have scored 100 points in 10 of those 13 ass rapings, but they didn't because doing something stupid like that could have brought on someone like Peterman five years earlier.

    Beating teams brings on slow change. Embarrassing teams brings on drastic measures.
    All the WTFs aside, this is actually true.
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