The same way Sark fooled the media into thinking he's a good coach is the same way Pete has fooled them into thinking he's a geeze aw shucks small town simpleton.
The dude is a stone cold killer that gets his players to push the line consistently. He would be the first to suggest eating the dead weight if stranded on a deserted island.
A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.
A power running back.
Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.
A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?
He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.
When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.
That's a good quook...
Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.
A power running back.
Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.
A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?
He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.
When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.
That's a good quook...
Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
They really are just winning and winning coaches get paid.
A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.
A power running back.
Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.
A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?
He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.
When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.
That's a good quook...
Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
Agreed, but let's not pretend there isn't a vendetta after 70 fucking points, a complete embarrassment even in college football standards, and taking every good player Oregon covets. The coaches won't say anything publicly, but they want to put Oregon down into the 2nd basement of a Eugene Rite Aid forever.
3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.
A power running back.
Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.
A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?
He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.
When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.
That's a good quook...
Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
Agreed, but let's not pretend there isn't a vendetta after 70 fucking points, a complete embarrassment even in college football standards, and taking every good player Oregon covets. The coaches won't say anything publicly, but they want to put Oregon down into the 2nd basement of a Eugene Rite Aid forever.
3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
At least you agree with your own shitpoasts. 12-1. 1-12 if your view is from Montlake.
A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.
A power running back.
Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.
A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?
He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.
When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.
That's a good quook...
Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
Agreed, but let's not pretend there isn't a vendetta after 70 fucking points, a complete embarrassment even in college football standards, and taking every good player Oregon covets. The coaches won't say anything publicly, but they want to put Oregon down into the 2nd basement of a Eugene Rite Aid forever.
3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
At least you agree with your own shitpoasts. 12-1. 1-12 if your view is from Montlake.
You're 2-1 against Petersen as a husky. Enjoy that while it lasts, because 70-21 is the kind of skull fucking that gets jack quooks to start turning their pittance of a paycheck over to the timbers and blazers. It's already happening.
A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.
A power running back.
Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.
A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?
He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.
When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.
That's a good quook...
Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
Agreed, but let's not pretend there isn't a vendetta after 70 fucking points, a complete embarrassment even in college football standards, and taking every good player Oregon covets. The coaches won't say anything publicly, but they want to put Oregon down into the 2nd basement of a Eugene Rite Aid forever.
3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
At least you agree with your own shitpoasts. 12-1. 1-12 if your view is from Montlake.
You're 2-1 against Petersen as a husky. Enjoy that while it lasts, because 70-21 is the kind of skull fucking that gets jack quooks to start turning their pittance of a paycheck over to the timbers and blazers. It's already happening.
A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.
A power running back.
Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.
A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?
He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.
When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.
That's a good quook...
Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
Agreed, but let's not pretend there isn't a vendetta after 70 fucking points, a complete embarrassment even in college football standards, and taking every good player Oregon covets. The coaches won't say anything publicly, but they want to put Oregon down into the 2nd basement of a Eugene Rite Aid forever.
3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
At least you agree with your own shitpoasts. 12-1. 1-12 if your view is from Montlake.
You're 2-1 against Petersen as a husky. Enjoy that while it lasts, because 70-21 is the kind of skull fucking that gets jack quooks to start turning their pittance of a paycheck over to the timbers and blazers. It's already happening.
You don't live in Quook Capitol. I do. Your fan base isn't as loyal as you think, they just thought Marcus would be bring a natty to Oregon. That's obviously never going to happen, so they're turning elsewhere. Hmm, kind of like die hard quook @Mosster47
A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.
A power running back.
Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.
A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?
He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.
When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.
That's a good quook...
Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
Agreed, but let's not pretend there isn't a vendetta after 70 fucking points, a complete embarrassment even in college football standards, and taking every good player Oregon covets. The coaches won't say anything publicly, but they want to put Oregon down into the 2nd basement of a Eugene Rite Aid forever.
3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
At least you agree with your own shitpoasts. 12-1. 1-12 if your view is from Montlake.
You're 2-1 against Petersen as a husky. Enjoy that while it lasts, because 70-21 is the kind of skull fucking that gets jack quooks to start turning their pittance of a paycheck over to the timbers and blazers. It's already happening.
You don't live in Quook Capitol. I do. Your fan base isn't as loyal as you think, they just thought Marcus would be bring a natty to Oregon. That's obviously never going to happen, so they're turning elsewhere. Hmm, kind of like die hard quook @Mosster47
I live in Springfield, snort meth and pump gas. I am the Quook Capital.
A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.
A power running back.
Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.
A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?
He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.
When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.
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And rhino cum cream toppings on deserts
-Gladstone
The dude is a stone cold killer that gets his players to push the line consistently. He would be the first to suggest eating the dead weight if stranded on a deserted island.
Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
He makes funny facial expressions though.
3rd year and we lost to SC after beating them the year before and then lost to Bama. Whoop de fucking doo. Ownership of this shit conference is still happening.
Sticks out like a limp green Dick.