What would you say is the trademark of a Petersen-coached team?

Gladstone

Tough, borderline dirty defense? Complex, too pass-happy of an offense? Punting at the Oregon 39 on 4th and 1? If someone asked you to sum up Petersen-coached teams in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?

BaldwinIV

Strong team chemistry and superior conditioning

PurpleJ

Getting their asses kicked by USC and Alabama.

Dennis_DeYoung

Black people acting like white people.

YellowSnow

Abundance of assistants that are closers. Abundance of assistants that are not closers.

oregonblitzkrieg

What would you say is the trademark of a Gladstone authored thread? Gaaaay, borderline doogman subject matter? Banal, too sperg-happy of an effort? Punting at the Uruk-Hai 39 on 4th and 1? If Gandalf asked you to sum up Gladstone authored threads in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?

Dennis_DeYoung

oregonblitzkrieg said:

What would you say is the trademark of a Gladstone authored thread? Gaaaay, borderline doogman subject matter? Banal, too sperg-happy of an effort? Punting at the Uruk-Hai 39 on 4th and 1? If Gandalf asked you to sum up Gladstone authored threads in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?

I'm drunk and watching a documentary on the microbiome. GFY.

Gladstone

oregonblitzkrieg said:

What would you say is the trademark of a Gladstone authored thread? Gaaaay, borderline doogman subject matter? Banal, too sperg-happy of an effort? Punting at the Uruk-Hai 39 on 4th and 1? If Gandalf asked you to sum up Gladstone authored threads in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?

Mad_Son

oregonblitzkrieg said:

What would you say is the trademark of a Gladstone authored thread? Gaaaay, borderline doogman subject matter? Banal, too sperg-happy of an effort? Punting at the Uruk-Hai 39 on 4th and 1? If Gandalf asked you to sum up Gladstone authored threads in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?

That was almost funny.

BaldwinIV

oregonblitzkrieg said:

What would you say is the trademark of a Gladstone authored thread? Gaaaay, borderline doogman subject matter? Banal, too sperg-happy of an effort? Punting at the Uruk-Hai 39 on 4th and 1? If Gandalf asked you to sum up Gladstone authored threads in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?

Yikes.

priapism

More marriage proposals in front of the whole team and less rape.

Thump

Mad_Son said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

What would you say is the trademark of a Gladstone authored thread? Gaaaay, borderline doogman subject matter? Banal, too sperg-happy of an effort? Punting at the Uruk-Hai 39 on 4th and 1? If Gandalf asked you to sum up Gladstone authored threads in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?

That was almost funny.

I was tricked by the fact that OBG was using PurpJ's icon, so for the first two sentences I thought it was kinda funny, then when it got to the LoTR fantasy stuff I realized it wasn't PurpJ, and concluded it was no longer funny.

Still, by far, OBG's best effort here to date, but not funny.

oregonblitzkrieg

Thump said:

Mad_Son said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

What would you say is the trademark of a Gladstone authored thread? Gaaaay, borderline doogman subject matter? Banal, too sperg-happy of an effort? Punting at the Uruk-Hai 39 on 4th and 1? If Gandalf asked you to sum up Gladstone authored threads in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?

That was almost funny.

I was tricked by the fact that OBG was using PurpJ's icon, so for the first two sentences I thought it was kinda funny, then when it got to the LoTR fantasy stuff I realized it wasn't PurpJ, and concluded it was no longer funny.

Still, by far, OBG's best effort here to date, but not funny.

It's aight. I get my chincredible fix under other troll accounts that some of you groupthink spergs wouldn't be caught dead chinning if you knew it was me.

Tequilla

Fundamentals

PurpleBaze

Tequilla said:

Fundamentals

Too Short, Didn't Read

TTJ

Player development.

Bread

They charge you $.50 to get cheese with yo pretzel now

Mosster47

A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.

A power running back.

Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.

A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?

He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.

When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleJ said:

Getting their asses kicked by USC and Alabama.

Its easy to take the low road J. Something I expect from a tacoma resident building credit with an EBT card

seatownfunk

Slow down J, dont squirt yet.

HUSKYFANATIC

It is Hard