Mariners update

TierbsHsotBoobs · April 2017

dnc said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

dnc said:

greenblood said:

dhdawg said:
they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

The offense isn't going to continue to perform theirs badly
Have you watched the Mariners the last 15 years? Yes this offense can and most likely will continue to perform this badly.

One year Felix won the cy young with almost a sub 2 era but finished something like 15-12 because the offense was so shitty.
The M's scored just over 2 runs a game in their first 6 games. There's no chance, zero, that their offense is anything close that bad. The worst offense in the Al scored over 4 runs a game last year.

It's fun to bag on the M's, and they will probably suck. But @dhdawg is right, their offense is not going to continue performing anywhere near this badly.
Is this your first day of Mariners fandom?
hardy har har

Sweep

PurpleJ · April 2017

1-161 is still in play

phineas · April 2017

RoadDawg55 said:
I love the Mariners losing. It's the same shit year after year. If the are supposed to be good, they are awful. If they are expected to suck, they do well, just not well enough.

First Z and Wakamatsu were the answer after over achieving their first year. Then disaster. Then McLendon. Next year, he's gone.

Now Dipoto. He likely sucks too (the Segura/Hanniger trade was a good one though). The Angels were a mess by the time he was fired and their farm system was supposedly terrible.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.halosheaven.com/platform/amp/2017/1/19/14321720/mlb-angels-keith-law-farm-prospect-rankings

How many managers have had their careers ruined by coming to seattle? One guy had a stroke and nearly died mid season. Managers are already basically helpless out there.. surely there's go to be a better career choice than putting your life on the line for the worst team in the history of sports. Holy fuck all