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  • DugtheDoogDugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    This site's got me reading the twatters and looking for the 'chincredible' button even though I looked for the same button 3 twats ago and realized what site I was on....momentarily
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,688

    This site's got me reading the twatters and looking for the 'chincredible' button even though I looked for the same button 3 twats ago and realized what site I was on....momentarily

    chinsightful
  • dhdawgdhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    we win!

    world series bound bitches
  • Intersectional_DawgIntersectional_Dawg Member Posts: 524
    Way to break up the perfect season guys.
  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    Great start to the season. The Mariners suck like always.
  • dhdawgdhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

    The offense isn't going to continue to perform this badly
  • greenbloodgreenblood Member Posts: 14,377
    edited April 2017
    dhdawg said:

    they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

    The offense isn't going to continue to perform theirs badly

    Have you watched the Mariners the last 15 years? Yes this offense can and most likely will continue to perform this badly.

    One year Felix won the cy young with almost a sub 2 era but finished something like 15-12 because the offense was so shitty.
  • dhdawgdhdawg Member Posts: 13,326

    dhdawg said:

    they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

    The offense isn't going to continue to perform theirs badly

    Have you watched the Mariners the last 15 years? Yes this offense can and most likely will continue to perform this badly.

    One year Felix won the cy young with almost a sub 2 era but finished something like 15-12 because the offense was so shitty.
    Those offenses were expected to be hot garbage and nowhere near as talented as this one
    They were top 5 in baseball in runs last year
  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    dhdawg said:

    dhdawg said:

    they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

    The offense isn't going to continue to perform theirs badly

    Have you watched the Mariners the last 15 years? Yes this offense can and most likely will continue to perform this badly.

    One year Felix won the cy young with almost a sub 2 era but finished something like 15-12 because the offense was so shitty.
    Those offenses were expected to be hot garbage and nowhere near as talented as this one
    They were top 5 in baseball in runs last year
    That was last year.
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,688

    dhdawg said:

    they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

    The offense isn't going to continue to perform theirs badly

    Have you watched the Mariners the last 15 years? Yes this offense can and most likely will continue to perform this badly.

    One year Felix won the cy young with almost a sub 2 era but finished something like 15-12 because the offense was so shitty.
    The M's scored just over 2 runs a game in their first 6 games. There's no chance, zero, that their offense is anything close that bad. The worst offense in the Al scored over 4 runs a game last year.

    It's fun to bag on the M's, and they will probably suck. But @dhdawg is right, their offense is not going to continue performing anywhere near this badly.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    dhdawg said:

    they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

    The offense isn't going to continue to perform theirs badly

    Have you watched the Mariners the last 15 years? Yes this offense can and most likely will continue to perform this badly.

    One year Felix won the cy young with almost a sub 2 era but finished something like 15-12 because the offense was so shitty.
    The M's scored just over 2 runs a game in their first 6 games. There's no chance, zero, that their offense is anything close that bad. The worst offense in the Al scored over 4 runs a game last year.

    It's fun to bag on the M's, and they will probably suck. But @dhdawg is right, their offense is not going to continue performing anywhere near this badly.
    Is this your first day of Mariners fandom?
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,688

    dnc said:

    dhdawg said:

    they'll go on a late april may run as they always do. and then collapse late in the season cause they don't have enough pitching.

    The offense isn't going to continue to perform theirs badly

    Have you watched the Mariners the last 15 years? Yes this offense can and most likely will continue to perform this badly.

    One year Felix won the cy young with almost a sub 2 era but finished something like 15-12 because the offense was so shitty.
    The M's scored just over 2 runs a game in their first 6 games. There's no chance, zero, that their offense is anything close that bad. The worst offense in the Al scored over 4 runs a game last year.

    It's fun to bag on the M's, and they will probably suck. But @dhdawg is right, their offense is not going to continue performing anywhere near this badly.
    Is this your first day of Mariners fandom?
    hardy har har
  • dhdawgdhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    that was amazing. even for the fucking mariners. jesus
  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,837
    If they didn't shit the bed enough today ... there's the news that tomorrow's first pitch will be thrown out by Willie Bloomquist ...

    It's their 40th anniversary season ... THAT'S the best they could come up with?

    If there's any lower that this franchise can get, I can't wait to get my popcorn ready and watch it.
  • phineasphineas Member Posts: 4,732
    Do they still sell $7 bleacher tickets? I'd pay that to boo them tomorrow. Not a penny more
  • RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    I love the Mariners losing. It's the same shit year after year. If the are supposed to be good, they are awful. If they are expected to suck, they do well, just not well enough.

    First Z and Wakamatsu were the answer after over achieving their first year. Then disaster. Then McLendon. Next year, he's gone.

    Now Dipoto. He likely sucks too (the Segura/Hanniger trade was a good one though). The Angels were a mess by the time he was fired and their farm system was supposedly terrible.


    https://www.google.com/amp/www.halosheaven.com/platform/amp/2017/1/19/14321720/mlb-angels-keith-law-farm-prospect-rankings
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Tickets are still available via ticket master in nearly every section of the lower level between 1-3rd base for Opening Fucking Day.

    And we thought Jen had ticket selling issues
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