This Bored Is Ruining Me

PostGameOrangeSlices

RoadDawg55 said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

AZDuck said:

Today some dude got shot three times in the Popeye's parking lot while I was waiting to order some chicken.

Fucking Lakewood.

There is no Popeyes in lakewood. That's south tacoma, brah

Nice little complex with an Olive Garden, Applebees, DQ, a sporting goods store, and some other shit.

Winco, Starbucks, Red Lobster

Classy place, quite honestly

PurpleBaze

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

AZDuck said:

Today some dude got shot three times in the Popeye's parking lot while I was waiting to order some chicken.

Fucking Lakewood.

There is no Popeyes in lakewood. That's south tacoma, brah

Nice little complex with an Olive Garden, Applebees, DQ, a sporting goods store, and some other shit.

Winco, Starbucks, Red Lobster

Classy place, quite honestly

Dude, WinCo rocks!

AZDuck

As an actual duck I spend a lot of time swimming around Lake Steliacoom. But when I want some red beans and rice, I go to Popeye's

Swaye

Anyone here who says they don't like cheddar bay biscuits at Red Lobster is a lying faggot.

PostGameOrangeSlices

AZDuck said:

As an actual duck I spend a lot of time swimming around Lake Steliacoom. But when I want some red beans and rice, I go to Popeye's

Must be nice to get coated in toxic Lake Steilacoom algae.

American Lake is much nicer, QUITE honestly

AZDuck

Lake Steliacoom is further from Tillicum, less risk of being collateral damage in a carjacking or a meth-deal-gone-bad. But yeah.

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EsophagealFeces said:

I can't even watch TV without seeing HHB acronyms. Every time I see a car commercial that talks about it being an IIHS top safety pick, I think of IPIIHB. FYFMFE.

Keep up the good work, you are doing a better job of "ruining" yourself. Turd Santa.

RoadDawg55

I heard a kid the other day say, "Daddy I did it" and I immediately started cracking up about Puppy's post about Cockus' 11,000th post.

DugtheDoog

Derek. Thread. Classics. Belongs. Immediately.

gmo

so I haven't lived in WA since college and was trying to remember the exact borders of Lakewood. Google maps search and this is literally the picture that Google has up representing the place....

Dennis_DeYoung

Phrases I've used recently and chuckled even though other people didn't get it and they were only used in a context that would make sense on this bored:

1. It's hard.
2. Quite honestly.
3. EWIWBI
4. Plunger rape.
5. Fag (I have to be careful with this one, but it slips out).
6. Poont.
7. "At times" (thinking of it in Kim's voice)

seatownfunk

When I use the term "break out the plunger" I get weird looks 81% of the time and the other times a question like "Which end? The pink sock or Sunnyside High?"

Kaepsknee

AZDuck said:

I'll probably end up representing the shooter.

Is the shooter shaved?!

Asking for a fren.

Dennis_DeYoung

I have also started repeating myself in Pete speak and chuckling and people are like, 'dafuq?'

If I catch myself making a pronouncement... "It's a tricky business to do cluster analysis" immediately I head to, "it really is." then I laff.

Confusion. I laff moar.

I'm a fag.