This Bored Is Ruining Me
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The Pit ruined me long ago, this bored just ensures I am never fixed.
If I tried to list all the ways I'm fucked in real life because of this bored puppy would poont out I have too much tim on my well manicured hands, so I'll just say anytime anything involves lemons or parties I go to a dark place. -
I was staying in a hotel the other day and the bars of soap were citrus mint scented. I chuckled. Each day I see at least one thing that reminds me of this bored and you degenerates.
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This board saved the word 'faggot' from leaving my vocabulary since people rarely say it IRL anymore. Now I'm proud to say I'm still saying faggot IRL, much to the shock and awe of my co-workers.
In fact, I think it's catching on again...which kinda sucks because the more people hate that word the more satisfying it is to say it. -
You go to a dark place. I say NTD, BB.dnc said:The Pit ruined me long ago, this bored just ensures I am never fixed.
If I tried to list all the ways I'm fucked in real life because of this bored puppy would poont out I have too much tim on my well manicured hands, so I'll just say anytime anything involves lemons or parties I go to a dark place. -
And if ever a word was worth saving faggot tops the list. I usually opt for the shortened version, fag, but I like having the choice. Either one greatly offends my ultra liberal Portland friends, though deep down inside I suspect they're actually jealous. Fags.Fenderbender123 said:This board saved the word 'faggot' from leaving my vocabulary since people rarely say it IRL anymore. Now I'm proud to say I'm still saying faggot IRL, much to the shock and awe of my co-workers.
In fact, I think it's catching on again...which kinda sucks because the more people hate that word the more satisfying it is to say it. -
I drive around in my Orkin van and go on service calls. If nobody is home when I ring the doorbell, I skip spraying, stick the "We were here and sprayed your shit" note on the door so I can get paid anyway. Then I drive the van to the nearest parking lot, pull out the company issued ipad, and read this shit hole until the next service call. LRR all fucking day.
So, this place has improved my life beyond measure. -
Story addendum. I'm in a parking lot right now reading this, but it looks kind of rapey, so I am moving on.
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New parking lot. New attitude.
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Autzen?Swaye said:Story addendum. I'm in a parking lot right now reading this, but it looks kind of rapey, so I am moving on.
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Sounds like you're ready to rumble.Swaye said:New parking lot. New attitude.
