Update: Sark is Door. Ass. Out.
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I work there now getting $15/hr.creepycoug said:
You will have a chance to say that to my face at 7-Eleven ... the one on Aurora in the U-District. See you there at 5:00 pm sharp.Mike_Honcho said:
Quit being a pussycreepycoug said:
Fuck you fucker fucks for celebrating this. Fuck, just fuck. You had the conference's sleeping giant under the direction of a functional retard, and now he's gone. So the retard who hired the retard now has a chance to be a broken clock, and, worse, the SC BOT has a chance to fix their mistake and send Sally Jessie right along with Fatty to retard rehab.EwaDawg said:
FWIW, I don't think the UW game was the issue. I think showing up drunk to work is what sealed the deal. Even winning wouldn't cover that up for long, but it sure would have taken a lot longer.
Celebrate all you want. They are a coach away from gaping everyone's butt hole.
I see no humor in this at all (maybe just a little bit - it's always fun to watch a frat boy burn).
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I'm equating Sark's last 48 hours to my Parking lot plea for lesbian 3-some help. Rock Bottom and blow heavy.RoadDawg55 said:
I don't know if that will come out, but I would bet anything that an alcoholic like Sark needs some blow to function.Tequilla said:
Odds on some nose candy revelations coming out? O/U 81%?Hippopeteamus said: -
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Video just leaked of Sarkisian with Haden's daughter

Odds on some nose candy revelations coming out? O/U 81%?
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So let me get this straight. You are worried that the guy who hired Sark away from UW after he had proven he was a drunken suck fest is going to get tons of support from the boosters to go out and get a huge name and that he'll be able to execute that?Doogles said:Haden in full self-preservation back pedal. What scares me is he holds off the vultures long enough and swings for the fences with an 8 mill type offer to Chip or another big name and connects. At the end of the day, SC is still SC.
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USC is completely embarrassed by this situation. It's not going to take much convincing to get funding for a huge name. I'm not talking a due diligence intelligent hire here. I'm saying his only chance is throwing his money behind a name that anyone can see is a good hire a la Kelly or Harbaugh for Michigan.Dennis_DeYoung said:L
So let me get this straight. You are worried that the guy who hired Sark away from UW after he had proven he was a drunken suck fest is going to get tons of support from the boosters to go out and get a huge name and that he'll be able to execute that?Doogles said:Haden in full self-preservation back pedal. What scares me is he holds off the vultures long enough and swings for the fences with an 8 mill type offer to Chip or another big name and connects. At the end of the day, SC is still SC.
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They have the backing to go in the 6-10 mill range and get someone huge. Not saying it's going to happen, odds are it will be a swing and a miss followed by door ass out. But Haden is going to swing hard, no question. -
First time in my life I am rooting for Oregon to get plungered.LawDawg1 said:
Nice. So, are you hoping Helfrich gets fired on Sunday?greenblood said:
However the knock is...Alexis said:So if we (WE?) beat oregon this weekend, will that be 2 coaches in consecutive weeks who's careers we've (we've?) ended.
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FreeChavez said:
I think we all assumed steve would be fired after year 3 @USC, but literally LESS THAN 1 1/2 years would cause someone to start drinking.
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It's very liberating to root for your own team to get killed. I definitely recommend everyone do it at some point. I did it at least 6 separate years.greenblood said:
First time in my life I am rooting for Oregon to get plungered.LawDawg1 said:
Nice. So, are you hoping Helfrich gets fired on Sunday?greenblood said:
However the knock is...Alexis said:So if we (WE?) beat oregon this weekend, will that be 2 coaches in consecutive weeks who's careers we've (we've?) ended.
How far has the program fallen if losing to UW is a fireable offense?
Helps perspective more than a walk on the beach.


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