Update: Sark is Door. Ass. Out.
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I work there now getting $15/hr.creepycoug said:
You will have a chance to say that to my face at 7-Eleven ... the one on Aurora in the U-District. See you there at 5:00 pm sharp.Mike_Honcho said:
Quit being a pussycreepycoug said:
Fuck you fucker fucks for celebrating this. Fuck, just fuck. You had the conference's sleeping giant under the direction of a functional retard, and now he's gone. So the retard who hired the retard now has a chance to be a broken clock, and, worse, the SC BOT has a chance to fix their mistake and send Sally Jessie right along with Fatty to retard rehab.EwaDawg said:
FWIW, I don't think the UW game was the issue. I think showing up drunk to work is what sealed the deal. Even winning wouldn't cover that up for long, but it sure would have taken a lot longer.
Celebrate all you want. They are a coach away from gaping everyone's butt hole.
I see no humor in this at all (maybe just a little bit - it's always fun to watch a frat boy burn).
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I'm equating Sark's last 48 hours to my Parking lot plea for lesbian 3-some help. Rock Bottom and blow heavy.RoadDawg55 said:
I don't know if that will come out, but I would bet anything that an alcoholic like Sark needs some blow to function.Tequilla said:
Odds on some nose candy revelations coming out? O/U 81%?Hippopeteamus said: -
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Video just leaked of Sarkisian with Haden's daughter
Odds on some nose candy revelations coming out? O/U 81%?
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So let me get this straight. You are worried that the guy who hired Sark away from UW after he had proven he was a drunken suck fest is going to get tons of support from the boosters to go out and get a huge name and that he'll be able to execute that?Doogles said:Haden in full self-preservation back pedal. What scares me is he holds off the vultures long enough and swings for the fences with an 8 mill type offer to Chip or another big name and connects. At the end of the day, SC is still SC.
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USC is completely embarrassed by this situation. It's not going to take much convincing to get funding for a huge name. I'm not talking a due diligence intelligent hire here. I'm saying his only chance is throwing his money behind a name that anyone can see is a good hire a la Kelly or Harbaugh for Michigan.Dennis_DeYoung said:L
So let me get this straight. You are worried that the guy who hired Sark away from UW after he had proven he was a drunken suck fest is going to get tons of support from the boosters to go out and get a huge name and that he'll be able to execute that?Doogles said:Haden in full self-preservation back pedal. What scares me is he holds off the vultures long enough and swings for the fences with an 8 mill type offer to Chip or another big name and connects. At the end of the day, SC is still SC.
@Jesus_H_Christ
They have the backing to go in the 6-10 mill range and get someone huge. Not saying it's going to happen, odds are it will be a swing and a miss followed by door ass out. But Haden is going to swing hard, no question. -
First time in my life I am rooting for Oregon to get plungered.LawDawg1 said:
Nice. So, are you hoping Helfrich gets fired on Sunday?greenblood said:
However the knock is...Alexis said:So if we (WE?) beat oregon this weekend, will that be 2 coaches in consecutive weeks who's careers we've (we've?) ended.
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FreeChavez said:
I think we all assumed steve would be fired after year 3 @USC, but literally LESS THAN 1 1/2 years would cause someone to start drinking.
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It's very liberating to root for your own team to get killed. I definitely recommend everyone do it at some point. I did it at least 6 separate years.greenblood said:
First time in my life I am rooting for Oregon to get plungered.LawDawg1 said:
Nice. So, are you hoping Helfrich gets fired on Sunday?greenblood said:
However the knock is...Alexis said:So if we (WE?) beat oregon this weekend, will that be 2 coaches in consecutive weeks who's careers we've (we've?) ended.
How far has the program fallen if losing to UW is a fireable offense?
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Given their repeated off season Nattys, if they get the right guy, they're nearly unstoppable. But Carroll is a true HF coach. John McKay is a HF coach. It's really hard for any program to find that guy. @Tequilla outlines SCs coach search problems.RaceBannon said:
They've won 12 conference titles since 1985, 7 of them under PeteAEB said:In the almost 30 years I've paid attention to college football, USC has had exactly 1 awesome coach: Pete Carroll.
They've always won the off season natty....
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I see Chip Kelly staying at Philly to see his rebuild of Philly through.
If I were them, I'd go for Kyle Whittingham or maybe Bryan Harsin.
Whittingham may be a Utah lifer and not a cultural / media fit though.Doogles said:
USC is completely embarrassed by this situation. It's not going to take much convincing to get funding for a huge name. I'm not talking a due diligence intelligent hire here. I'm saying his only chance is throwing his money behind a name that anyone can see is a good hire a la Kelly or Harbaugh for Michigan.Dennis_DeYoung said:L
So let me get this straight. You are worried that the guy who hired Sark away from UW after he had proven he was a drunken suck fest is going to get tons of support from the boosters to go out and get a huge name and that he'll be able to execute that?Doogles said:Haden in full self-preservation back pedal. What scares me is he holds off the vultures long enough and swings for the fences with an 8 mill type offer to Chip or another big name and connects. At the end of the day, SC is still SC.
@Jesus_H_Christ
They have the backing to go in the 6-10 mill range and get someone huge. Not saying it's going to happen, odds are it will be a swing and a miss followed by door ass out. But Haden is going to swing hard, no question. -
U$C should go all in for someone like Kyle Whittingham (probably the best they could do), but knowing Haden will probably end up hiring Mike Riley away from Nebraska.
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Miami's recent hires don't indicate they would pay the top priceAEB said:
Given their repeated off season Nattys, if they get the right guy, they're nearly unstoppable. But Carroll is a true HF coach. John McKay is a HF coach. It's really hard for any program to find that guy. @Tequilla outlines SCs coach search problems.RaceBannon said:
They've won 12 conference titles since 1985, 7 of them under PeteAEB said:In the almost 30 years I've paid attention to college football, USC has had exactly 1 awesome coach: Pete Carroll.
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from the LA Times, this blurb on the public UCLA contract with Mora... I'd venture a similar clause in USC's contract. If true, then Sark's ex-wife will be super pissed that he's pissed away millions of her dollars.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/usc/uscnow/la-sp-sarkisian-fired-usc--coach-20151012-story.html
UCLA has a clause in football coach Jim Mora’s contract that is specifically related to alcohol and drug use.
His contract reads: “If Coach has committed, or shall commit, any act, or has been, or in the future becomes, knowingly or intentionally involved in any situation or occurrence involving his improper use of or other improper association with drugs and alcohol, or otherwise tending to bring himself into public disrepute, contempt, scandal, or ridicule, or tending to shock, insult or offend the people of this nation or any class or group thereof, or reflecting unfavorably upon University’s reputation or products, then the University shall have the right” to terminate his contract.
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Please let it be RileyDennis_DeYoung said:U$C should go all in for someone like Kyle Whittingham (probably the best they could do), but knowing Haden will probably end up hiring Mike Riley away from Nebraska.
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Ok he's fucked on the ridicule clause. None of us are shocked or offended.Meek said:from the LA Times, this blurb on the public UCLA contract with Mora... I'd venture a similar clause in USC's contract. If true, then Sark's ex-wife will be super pissed that he's pissed away millions of her dollars.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/usc/uscnow/la-sp-sarkisian-fired-usc--coach-20151012-story.html
UCLA has a clause in football coach Jim Mora’s contract that is specifically related to alcohol and drug use.
His contract reads: “If Coach has committed, or shall commit, any act, or has been, or in the future becomes, knowingly or intentionally involved in any situation or occurrence involving his improper use of or other improper association with drugs and alcohol, or otherwise tending to bring himself into public disrepute, contempt, scandal, or ridicule, or tending to shock, insult or offend the people of this nation or any class or group thereof, or reflecting unfavorably upon University’s reputation or products, then the University shall have the right” to terminate his contract. -
He should hire Lane KiffinDennis_DeYoung said:U$C should go all in for someone like Kyle Whittingham (probably the best they could do), but knowing Haden will probably end up hiring Mike Riley away from Nebraska.
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USC should stick to the current formula. Who's the next fruit to pluck from the Pete Carroll coaching tree? Ken Norton, Raiders DC?Dennis_DeYoung said:U$C should go all in for someone like Kyle Whittingham (probably the best they could do), but knowing Haden will probably end up hiring Mike Riley away from Nebraska.