True Detective: Season 2

Swaye

What the fuck was that?

TierbsHsotBoobs

I'm just here for the epic boobs.

droggins

No pics? WTF

GrundleStiltzkin

I'm going to give a couple episodes. Vince Vaughn was very solid.

But it was nothing as gripping as the first episode of Season 1.

PurpleThrobber

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

I'm just here for the epic boobs.

Alexandra Daddorio set the bar pretty fucking high.

CuntWaffle

I'm going to buttfuck your dad with your moms headless corpse on this lawn.

Swaye

CuntWaffle said:

I'm going to buttfuck your dad with your moms headless corpse on this lawn.

That was the only part of the whole fucking hour I even got partial wood.

bananasnblondes

After reading the reviews, I was honestly expecting much, much worse.

The biggest issue that stands out is the directing. The director from the first season was absolutely superb and set the mood perfectly. Why they would go with the Fast and Furious guy for a crime noir is beyond me, and utterly stupid. The repetitious overheads of the city, that awful bar scene, and the gay Avengers-style face-to-face panning at the end of the episode made it clear that the director is out of his fucking element.

Story-wise, I'm intrigued to see where it goes but it's clearly missing a lot of what made the first season great.

ThomasFremont

As long as we get some Rachel McAdams sex scenes, I'm good. Riggins' Latina chick ain't bad either.

BTW, what was the "weird" sex thing she tried in bed that freaked out her bf in her first scene??? Serious foreshadowing me thinks.

LIPO

MisterEm

Season 2 is shit and you're* all fags.

Dardanus

ThomasFremont said:

As long as we get some Rachel McAdams sex scenes, I'm good. Riggins' Latina chick ain't bad either.

BTW, what was the "weird" sex thing she tried in bed that freaked out her bf in her first scene??? Serious foreshadowing me thinks.

LIPO

Sex was brought up with every main character; each of them having a unique defect or situation. Defect is probably a bad word but I left my thesaurus in my other sweatpants.

Not to mention the dead guy with the dildo collection. His house was awesome.

PurpleThrobber

ThomasFremont said:

As long as we get some Rachel McAdams sex scenes, I'm good. Riggins' Latina chick ain't bad either.

BTW, what was the "weird" sex thing she tried in bed that freaked out her bf in her first scene??? Serious foreshadowing me thinks.

LIPO

Does the name "Lana Esirprus" ring a bell?

RoadDawg55

I haven't watched it yet, but last season wasn't great the first couple episodes either. Then by episode 3 and 4 it took off and was great until the finale, which was shit.

bananasnblondes

RoadDawg55 said:

I haven't watched it yet, but last season wasn't great the first couple episodes either. Then by episode 3 and 4 it took off and was great until the finale, which was shit.

Very true. I pretty much had to beg my wife to keep watching it after the first 2 episodes. Although I think I'm the only person who actually liked the Carcosa scene. The house, the wife, and the guy were just so damn creepy. The hospital part afterwards was stupid though.

Dardanus

RoadDawg55 said:

I haven't watched it yet, but last season wasn't great the first couple episodes either. Then by episode 3 and 4 it took off and was great until the finale, which was shit.

Disagree. The first episode of season 1 hooked me as much as any show ever has.

GrundleStiltzkin

Dardanus said:

RoadDawg55 said:

I haven't watched it yet, but last season wasn't great the first couple episodes either. Then by episode 3 and 4 it took off and was great until the finale, which was shit.

Disagree. The first episode of season 1 hooked me as much as any show ever has.

Agree. This 60 seconds alone.
https://youtu.be/YlA-8FdpZiU

Dardanus

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Dardanus said:

RoadDawg55 said:

I haven't watched it yet, but last season wasn't great the first couple episodes either. Then by episode 3 and 4 it took off and was great until the finale, which was shit.

Disagree. The first episode of season 1 hooked me as much as any show ever has.

Agree. This 60 seconds alone.
https://youtu.be/YlA-8FdpZiU

"Then start asking the right fucking questions."

Chills

GrundleStiltzkin

Didn't see that shit coming.

bananasnblondes

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Didn't see that shit coming.

I wonder if they'll show a shot of Velcoro's 12-guaged junk next episode

GrundleStiltzkin

bananasnblondes said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Didn't see that shit coming.

I wonder if they'll show a shot of Velcoro's 12-guaged junk next episode

PurpleThrobber

More Rachel McAdams kinky sex scenes, less blah blah blah everywhere else.

Season 1 delivered on the ta tas. Season 2 failing miserably.