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OFFICIAL Things You Hate About Summer Thread

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  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,971 Standard Supporter
    chuck said:

    I remember when the DNR fought fires

    Great summer employment

    Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.

    The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.

    We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
    Buckhorn! Holy Fuck!

    Just teleported to 1975.
    According to my friend who transplanted here from Kentucky in the early 90s, it's spelled Buckhorn but pronounced Buckern.
    Great Label. Shitty Beer. Like most Animal beers.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,437 Founders Club

    I remember when the DNR fought fires

    Great summer employment

    Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.

    The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.

    We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
    Buckhorn! Holy Fuck!

    Just teleported to 1975.
    While I'm physically much younger than you Boomers (or young Gen X'ers) mentally I'm much older.
  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,057 Swaye's Wigwam

    chuck said:

    I remember when the DNR fought fires

    Great summer employment

    Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.

    The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.

    We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
    Buckhorn! Holy Fuck!

    Just teleported to 1975.
    According to my friend who transplanted here from Kentucky in the early 90s, it's spelled Buckhorn but pronounced Buckern.
    Great Label. Shitty Beer. Like most Animal beers.
    When I was a kid my Dad was a devoted Schmidt drinker, but swore to only buy the cans with ducks on them rather than fish. Better "taste" according to him. He wasn't kidding either.
  • alumni94alumni94 Member Posts: 4,858
    edited July 2023
    SECDAWG said:

    Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
    Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
    Snakes
    Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
    Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.

    The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.

    Mosquitoes 100%
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,234 Standard Supporter
    SECDAWG said:

    Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
    Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
    Snakes
    Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
    Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.

    The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.

    The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.

  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,437 Founders Club

    SECDAWG said:

    Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
    Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
    Snakes
    Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
    Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.

    The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.

    The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.

    Agree. Yella doesn't swim in any body of water where the visibility isn't, at least, 30 feet.

    This basically rules out the South for me.
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,971 Standard Supporter
    chuck said:

    chuck said:

    I remember when the DNR fought fires

    Great summer employment

    Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.

    The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.

    We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
    Buckhorn! Holy Fuck!

    Just teleported to 1975.
    According to my friend who transplanted here from Kentucky in the early 90s, it's spelled Buckhorn but pronounced Buckern.
    Great Label. Shitty Beer. Like most Animal beers.
    When I was a kid my Dad was a devoted Schmidt drinker, but swore to only buy the cans with ducks on them rather than fish. Better "taste" according to him. He wasn't kidding either.
    We used to beer-bong Schmidt using a transmission fluid funnel from the auto parts store.

    Learned that trick from some dormies at EWU. Shit worked.

    Getting drunk on shitty beer was quite a thing in HS.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,437 Founders Club

    chuck said:

    chuck said:

    I remember when the DNR fought fires

    Great summer employment

    Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.

    The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.

    We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
    Buckhorn! Holy Fuck!

    Just teleported to 1975.
    According to my friend who transplanted here from Kentucky in the early 90s, it's spelled Buckhorn but pronounced Buckern.
    Great Label. Shitty Beer. Like most Animal beers.
    When I was a kid my Dad was a devoted Schmidt drinker, but swore to only buy the cans with ducks on them rather than fish. Better "taste" according to him. He wasn't kidding either.
    We used to beer-bong Schmidt using a transmission fluid funnel from the auto parts store.

    Learned that trick from some dormies at EWU. Shit worked.

    Getting drunk on shitty beer was quite a thing in HS.
    We used to cut whatever animal was in season off the 12 pack and pin them on our tee shirts before going to a party.

    Great ice breaker / conversation starter.
  • SECDAWGSECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004

    SECDAWG said:

    Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
    Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
    Snakes
    Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
    Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.

    The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.

    The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.

    SECDAWG said:

    Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
    Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
    Snakes
    Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
    Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.

    The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.

    The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.

    Agree. Yella doesn't swim in any body of water where the visibility isn't, at least, 30 feet.

    This basically rules out the South for me.
    Because so many folks compared to the sheer volume of folks have died from something lurking in waters they can’t see below a foot in the dark, murky waters in the south waters…fucking pussies. Heh
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,437 Founders Club
    SECDAWG said:

    SECDAWG said:

    Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
    Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
    Snakes
    Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
    Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.

    The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.

    The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.

    SECDAWG said:

    Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
    Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
    Snakes
    Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
    Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.

    The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.

    The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.

    Agree. Yella doesn't swim in any body of water where the visibility isn't, at least, 30 feet.

    This basically rules out the South for me.
    Because so many folks compared to the sheer volume of folks have died from something lurking in waters they can’t see below a foot in the dark, murky waters in the south waters…fucking pussies. Heh
    What if a giant catfish bit off my toe ? Fuck that @SECDAWG

    Them muddy waters are narsty.
  • SECDAWGSECDAWG Member Posts: 5,004

    SECDAWG said:

    SECDAWG said:

    Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
    Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
    Snakes
    Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
    Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.

    The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.

    The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.

    SECDAWG said:

    Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
    Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
    Snakes
    Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
    Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.

    The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.

    The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.

    Agree. Yella doesn't swim in any body of water where the visibility isn't, at least, 30 feet.

    This basically rules out the South for me.
    Because so many folks compared to the sheer volume of folks have died from something lurking in waters they can’t see below a foot in the dark, murky waters in the south waters…fucking pussies. Heh
    What if a giant catfish bit off my toe ? Fuck that @SECDAWG

    Them muddy waters are narsty.
    Ha. If that would happen, we would be the first. Nothing to worry about. We’re not in Europe where they claim shit like that has happened. However, I’m not “noodling”(sticking my hands in holes and logs at the bottom of rivers) around here. Ever seen a loggerhead turtle?? They’re in abundance here and have caught some giants, like 200# and a head that wouldn’t fit in a 5 gallon bucket. Snap! Hand, arm, whatever…gone. Fk that shit. Probably the most scary thing in the bottom of these rivers here and creeks. Gators? Meh.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,954
    Growing up in AZ summer is kinda like winter in other places in that you kinda hunker down and stay inside or go in the pool. But the one thing that always sucked was getting in the hot car. Fortunately remote start is a thing now so not a huge deal.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,437 Founders Club
    Fucking large groups of Harley riders. You can't go to Elk Lake, Cultus Lake, etc without 50 of these old, fat fucks, and their fat old ladies showing up trying to take over the place.





  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,387 Founders Club

    Fucking large groups of Harley riders. You can't go to Elk Lake, Cultus Lake, etc without 50 of these old, fat fucks, and their fat old ladies showing up trying to take over the place.





    Strong agree.
  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,564

    Fucking large groups of Harley riders. You can't go to Elk Lake, Cultus Lake, etc without 50 of these old, fat fucks, and their fat old ladies showing up trying to take over the place.





    Thankfully that demographic is only about 10 years away from being gone. Harley Davidson will soon go the way of Oldsmobile.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,437 Founders Club

    Fucking large groups of Harley riders. You can't go to Elk Lake, Cultus Lake, etc without 50 of these old, fat fucks, and their fat old ladies showing up trying to take over the place.





    Thankfully that demographic is only about 10 years away from being gone. Harley Davidson will soon go the way of Oldsmobile.
    Yeah, these guysm are not looking long for this world.
  • Fishpo31Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,425
    edited August 2023
    This was me and the wife yesterday, sitting on a restaurant deck on the peninsula. We played the part of the roses…
    https://youtu.be/0tNhw0Rio9s?si=8m63cyqPx7sMkWnW
    It fouled the faggy IPA I was enjoying…
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,437 Founders Club
    Fishpo31 said:

    This was me and the wife yesterday, sitting on a restaurant deck on the peninsula. We played the part of the roses…
    https://youtu.be/0tNhw0Rio9s?si=8m63cyqPx7sMkWnW
    It fouled the faggy IPA I was enjoying…

    Perhaps my most favorite Cartman moment...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipDmsxQVxIM
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