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OFFICIAL Things You Hate About Summer Thread

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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,837 Founders Club
    whlinder said:

    Mosquitos. Fuck those assholes.

    We got a lotta skeeters out here, but they don't seem to be of the swampy malaria / yella fever carrying variety. Them skeeters in the South would scare me.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,837 Founders Club
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

    My list of things to hate:

    Sunscreen. I go through one bottle in a day because I’m so fat. I wear a lot of Patagonia UV shirts when at the beach or by the pool.

    Humidity. You PNW remnants don’t know how good you got it.

    Fat people (besides myself). Just because the normal people are wearing shorts and sports bras doesn’t give you permission to do the same. Body positivity is not a thing at your morbidly obese weight.

    Mosquitos, chiggers, and any other bugs that bite me and make me itch.

    Rain. It’s fucking summer, it’s not supposed to rain.

    Kentucky rain keeps pouring down
    And up ahead's another town that I'll go walking through
    With the rain in my shoes (rain in my shoes)
    Searching for you
    In the cold Kentucky rain
    In the cold Kentucky rain

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwXu3EWPGdg
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,837 Founders Club
    Smoke in fucking July. God damn it.

    Summer was gonna great and then some fire west of the Crest started a few days ago. Probably some methhead jack Ducktards forgetting to put out the campfire. Only you can prevent forest fires you stupid Ducktards.


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  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 6,045 Swaye's Wigwam
    I hate the fuckers who intentionally start fires.

    Also closest thing to White Wakanda, and it is still a fledgling of a WW, in WA would be Seabrook.
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,835 Swaye's Wigwam
    YellowSnow said:

    Smoke in fucking July. God damn it.

    Summer was gonna great and then some fire west of the Crest started a few days ago. Probably some methhead jack Ducktards forgetting to put out the campfire. Only you can prevent forest fires you stupid Ducktards.


    Damn Yella the map is all red or even purple in your area. Free smoky flavor on everything!

    We've had it pretty easy with smoke so far. Couple of days of it from the fires in Canada a month or so ago. I've made it halfway through summer and haven't been in trouble yet for sending people out to work and the AQI shooting up while they're out.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,977 Founders Club
    I remember when the DNR fought fires

    Great summer employment
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,837 Founders Club
    huskyhooligan said:

    I hate the fuckers who intentionally start fires.

    Also closest thing to White Wakanda, and it is still a fledgling of a WW, in WA would be Seabrook.

    Not even close @huskyhooligan ...

    White Wakandas require the following:

    1) Skiing within 30 to 40 mins
    2) Epic single track with good stoke
    3) Hot milfs
    4) Lots of Califag virtual work tech bros
    5) 1 craft brewery per 3,000 residents

    So Bend, Truckee, Missoula, Park City, CDA (i'm giving @PurpleThrobber and in based on Silver Mt), Bozeman
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,837 Founders Club
    RaceBannon said:

    I remember when the DNR fought fires

    Great summer employment

    Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.

    The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.

    We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,056 Standard Supporter
    YellowSnow said:

    RaceBannon said:

    I remember when the DNR fought fires

    Great summer employment

    Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.

    The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.

    We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
    Buckhorn! Holy Fuck!

    Just teleported to 1975.
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,835 Swaye's Wigwam
    TurdBomber said:

    YellowSnow said:

    RaceBannon said:

    I remember when the DNR fought fires

    Great summer employment

    Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.

    The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.

    We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
    Buckhorn! Holy Fuck!

    Just teleported to 1975.
    According to my friend who transplanted here from Kentucky in the early 90s, it's spelled Buckhorn but pronounced Buckern.
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