Fathers Day PSA

MikeDamone

If you plan on wearing one of these when you have a kid, please get a vasectomy. If you already have a kid and wore one of these, DIAF.

TierbsHsotBoobs

It takes a special kind of lazy American cunt to use one of those instead of an actual arm to hold a kid.

MikeDamone

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

It takes a special kind of lazy American cunt to use one of those instead of an actual arm to hold a kid.

Or in a pinch like if the old lady is gone and you need to take the kid with fishing with you, have some dignity and throw the little runt in a backpack.

QuornDawg

QuornDawg

MikeDamone said:

If you plan on wearing one of these when you have a kid, please get a vasectomy. If you already have a kid and wore one of these, DIAF.

Getting the gasoline and matches now. FYFMFE

BennyBeaver

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

DeepSeaZ

Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.

BennyBeaver

DeepSeaZ said:

Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.

No way dude. If you wear one of those, you are a pussy. Ask manly man Damone. If you can't hold your baby long enough, hit the gym.

QuornDawg

DeepSeaZ said:

Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer driving on the freeway at 90mph snorting blow off of a hooker's ass forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.

DeepSeaZ

TheGlove said:

DeepSeaZ said:

Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.

No way dude. If you wear one of those, you are a pussy. Ask manly man Damone. If you can't hold your baby long enough, hit the gym.

The gym isn't a problem for me and my MMA buddies. LOL. Seriously though, these things save backs.

BennyBeaver

DeepSeaZ said:

TheGlove said:

DeepSeaZ said:

Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.

No way dude. If you wear one of those, you are a pussy. Ask manly man Damone. If you can't hold your baby long enough, hit the gym.

The gym isn't a problem for me and my MMA buddies. LOL. Seriously though, these things save backs.

REAL men leave the baby holding to the womenfolk.

#murrica

MikeDamone

TheGlove said:

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned pregnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

BennyBeaver

MikeDamone said:

TheGlove said:

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

TierbsHsotBoobs

TheGlove said:

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

Typical guilty white Seattle liberal pussified father.

MikeDamone

TheGlove said:

MikeDamone said:

TheGlove said:

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...

GrundleStiltzkin

MikeDamone said:

TheGlove said:

MikeDamone said:

TheGlove said:

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.

BennyBeaver

MikeDamone said:

TheGlove said:

MikeDamone said:

TheGlove said:

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...

You don't choose soccer and lacrosse, they choose you.

But seriously, your shtick about women ruling over men is very revealing about your psyche. Do you have something you'd like to get off your chest, Mike?

TierbsHsotBoobs

GrundleStiltzkin said:

MikeDamone said:

TheGlove said:

MikeDamone said:

TheGlove said:

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.

NTTAWWT

BennyBeaver

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

MikeDamone said:

TheGlove said:

MikeDamone said:

TheGlove said:

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.

NTTAWWT

Nothing is more manly than wrestling. LOL.

MikeDamone

GrundleStiltzkin said:

MikeDamone said:

TheGlove said:

MikeDamone said:

TheGlove said:

Wore one and had a vasectomy.

Abundance.

There is only one option here...DIAFF

My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.

Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

*true when I had babies 10 years ago

No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...

Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.

It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....

If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.

bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/

CuntWaffle

In the words of one of my two fathers "Father's day fucking sucks". He goes fishing every year and tells us if we call him while he is fishing he will kill us.