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MikeDamone
MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
If you plan on wearing one of these when you have a kid, please get a vasectomy. If you already have a kid and wore one of these, DIAF.

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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    It takes a special kind of lazy American cunt to use one of those instead of an actual arm to hold a kid.
  • QuornDawg
    QuornDawg Member Posts: 1,162

    If you plan on wearing one of these when you have a kid, please get a vasectomy. If you already have a kid and wore one of these, DIAF.

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    Getting the gasoline and matches now. FYFMFE
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    DeepSeaZ said:

    Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.

    No way dude. If you wear one of those, you are a pussy. Ask manly man Damone. If you can't hold your baby long enough, hit the gym.
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    TheGlove said:

    DeepSeaZ said:

    Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.

    No way dude. If you wear one of those, you are a pussy. Ask manly man Damone. If you can't hold your baby long enough, hit the gym.
    The gym isn't a problem for me and my MMA buddies. LOL. Seriously though, these things save backs.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited June 2014
    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned pregnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    Typical guilty white Seattle liberal pussified father.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    TheGlove said:

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
    No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

    Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    TheGlove said:

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
    No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

    Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
    Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    TheGlove said:

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
    No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

    Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
    You don't choose soccer and lacrosse, they choose you.

    But seriously, your shtick about women ruling over men is very revealing about your psyche. Do you have something you'd like to get off your chest, Mike?
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    TheGlove said:

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
    No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

    Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
    Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
    NTTAWWT
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

    TheGlove said:

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
    No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

    Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
    Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
    NTTAWWT
    Nothing is more manly than wrestling. LOL.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    TheGlove said:

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
    No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

    Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
    Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
    It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....

    If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.

    bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    TheGlove said:

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
    No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

    Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
    Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
    It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....

    If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.

    bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/
    Touché Damoan. That article was stomach turning, very much CollegeDoog's racket.
    What I've personally seen of lacrosse out here is different than that. The kids my boys play lacrosse with are 90% football players first. The handful of soccer kids don't handle the physicality well. And parents telling themselves that lacrosse is a safe, PC replacement for football are fucking stupid.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    TheGlove said:

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
    No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

    Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
    Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
    It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....

    If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.

    bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/
    Touché Damoan. That article was stomach turning, very much CollegeDoog's racket.
    What I've personally seen of lacrosse out here is different than that. The kids my boys play lacrosse with are 90% football players first. The handful of soccer kids don't handle the physicality well. And parents telling themselves that lacrosse is a safe, PC replacement for football are fucking stupid.
    I was basically pointing out the elitist, white upper middle class roots of both sports in America. Pretty much club and private school participation only until it became more mainstream, but still largely a white middle to upper class thing. And yes, a lot of parents are stupid.
    If you're just here to bash elitist, white upper middle class people you won't last long.
    When was a I bashing?
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    TheGlove said:

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
    No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

    Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
    Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
    Football in the fall, basketball in the winter, baseball in the spring, construction work in the summer.

    Pussies.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    TheGlove said:

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
    No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

    Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
    Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
    It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....

    If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.

    bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/
    The difference is lacrosse is a hell of a lot more fun to watch. 15-11 > 1 - nil
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned pregnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Pussy whipped fruitcake is going into the rotation.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club

    TheGlove said:

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
    No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

    Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
    Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
    Football in the fall, basketball in the winter, baseball in the spring, construction work in the summer.

    Pussies.
    Calling people pussies while admitting to playing baseball is ironic.
  • QuornDawg
    QuornDawg Member Posts: 1,162

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned pregnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    pussy whipped fruitcake superiority guy
  • whatshouldicareabout
    whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,991

    Football in the fall, basketball in the winter, baseball track and field in the spring, construction work in the summer.

    FTFY

    Because if you're serious about football or basketball, why not play a sport where you get faster instead of one where you just stand around in a field or sit on a bench?