What happens if Utah wins?
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Alamo Bowl vs Sark.Swaye said:So um, with all the dooging going on has anyone addressed what happens if Utah wins? Are we Holiday Bowel bound? I take great comfort in knowing Oregon is going to the Maaco Nobody Gives a Fuck Bowel, but I have zero faith in that mongoloid Whittingham to not pull this out of his ass and fuck us to some shit bowel.
How fitting would it be if Sark torches our shit defense and gets the defensive coaches all fired a la Baylor 2011. -
If Bijon sits out UW wins rather easilyinsinceredawg said:
Alamo Bowl vs Sark.Swaye said:So um, with all the dooging going on has anyone addressed what happens if Utah wins? Are we Holiday Bowel bound? I take great comfort in knowing Oregon is going to the Maaco Nobody Gives a Fuck Bowel, but I have zero faith in that mongoloid Whittingham to not pull this out of his ass and fuck us to some shit bowel.
How fitting would it be if Sark torches our shit defense and gets the defensive coaches all fired a la Baylor 2011.
And he will
Texas went Oregon State to close out Baylor
Ran the damn ball. -
We hang the pac12 cochampionship banner
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We would be competing with SC, Tennessee, and Penn State for the chance to play Tulane/UCF in the Cotton.
So Alamo Bowl baby
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Sounds like the Alamo Bowel is the worst we? can do.
According to CBS Sports, though, the Wildcats seem headed for the Rose.
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trooj is a 2.5 favorite, opened at 1.5.
trooj's defense sucks worse than UWs but kind of depends on what cam rising shows up, the one that played against oregon or the one with a pulse.
should be chinteresting, not like any of us have anything better to do on a friday night. -
FTFYYellowSnow said:
I don't think Yoot have much of a chance against USC.haie said:Utah is a gay PAC PAC PAC tryhard team, so they'll obviously be motivated but they have a lot going against them, even more so than in 2018/19:
1) They're beat up, have regressed over the season, and looked like ass against a soft Oregon team.
2) No defense compared to last year.
3) Their quarterback has played bad most, if not all year.
4) SC is more motivated by the home town cooking they received in SLC and should insert the plunger.
5) Utah does not have the skill players to beat SC twice, this time on a neutral field.
Regarding their Gayness, it's important to remember that Utah has been a more successful program over the past 20 years than the following schools:
Oregon State
WSU
Arizona
Arizona St
Cal
UCLA
Colorado
Warshington
They also beat Nick Saban. -
ESPN's analytics has Utah with a 61% chance of winning
https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401437035 -
Rising played like Jack Brownsocks against UO. Will likely do the same against U$C.
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Those other teams didn't get to beat up on mountain west teams for 20 years.YellowSnow said:
I don't think Yoot have much of a chance against USC.haie said:Utah is a gay PAC PAC PAC tryhard team, so they'll obviously be motivated but they have a lot going against them, even more so than in 2018/19:
1) They're beat up, have regressed over the season, and looked like ass against a soft Oregon team.
2) No defense compared to last year.
3) Their quarterback has played bad most, if not all year.
4) SC is more motivated by the home town cooking they received in SLC and should insert the plunger.
5) Utah does not have the skill players to beat SC twice, this time on a neutral field.
Regarding their Gayness, it's important to remember that Utah has been a more successful program over the past 20 years than the following schools:
Oregon State
WSU
Arizona
Arizona St
Cal
UCLA
Colorado
They also beat Nick Saban.
