What happens if Utah wins?


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I took some adderall and explained yesterday.
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/102272/real-ny6-scenarios/p1
In terms of what bowel we actually go to, who cares at that point. -
I will pay @PurpleBaze to attend the next SLC Marathon, Insta Pot in hand, lying in wait for @89ute
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That's some dark shit, dude. I have nothing but love for @89ute.YellowSnow said:I will pay @PurpleBaze to attend the next SLC Marathon, Insta Pot in hand, lying in wait for @89ute
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Fine, we can just sweep the old man knees.PurpleBaze said:
That's some dark shit, dude. I have nothing but love for @89ute.YellowSnow said:I will pay @PurpleBaze to attend the next SLC Marathon, Insta Pot in hand, lying in wait for @89ute
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@trublueSwaye said:@Doogles will know every possible permutation and the odds on it happening.
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Can I trade @89ute for @trublue?YellowSnow said:
Fine, we can just sweep the old man knees.PurpleBaze said:
That's some dark shit, dude. I have nothing but love for @89ute.YellowSnow said:I will pay @PurpleBaze to attend the next SLC Marathon, Insta Pot in hand, lying in wait for @89ute
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Utah is a gay PAC PAC PAC tryhard team, so they'll obviously be motivated but they have a lot going against them, even more so than in 2018/19:
1) They're beat up, have regressed over the season, and looked like ass against a soft Oregon team.
2) No defense compared to last year.
3) Their quarterback has played bad most, if not all year.
4) SC is more motivated by the home town cooking they received in SLC and should insert the plunger.
5) Utah does not have the skill players to beat SC twice, this time on a neutral field. -
I don't think Yoot have much of a chance against USC.haie said:Utah is a gay PAC PAC PAC tryhard team, so they'll obviously be motivated but they have a lot going against them, even more so than in 2018/19:
1) They're beat up, have regressed over the season, and looked like ass against a soft Oregon team.
2) No defense compared to last year.
3) Their quarterback has played bad most, if not all year.
4) SC is more motivated by the home town cooking they received in SLC and should insert the plunger.
5) Utah does not have the skill players to beat SC twice, this time on a neutral field.
Regarding their Gayness, it's important to remember that Utah has been a more successful program over the past 20 years than the following schools:
Oregon State
WSU
Arizona
Arizona St
Cal
UCLA
Colorado
They also beat Nick Saban. -
USC will win by 10+
Too much on the line for Riley and Williams. Utah looked like dogshit against Oregon (their QB is beyond overrated). -
Alamo Bowl vs Sark.Swaye said:So um, with all the dooging going on has anyone addressed what happens if Utah wins? Are we Holiday Bowel bound? I take great comfort in knowing Oregon is going to the Maaco Nobody Gives a Fuck Bowel, but I have zero faith in that mongoloid Whittingham to not pull this out of his ass and fuck us to some shit bowel.
How fitting would it be if Sark torches our shit defense and gets the defensive coaches all fired a la Baylor 2011. -
If Bijon sits out UW wins rather easilyinsinceredawg said:
Alamo Bowl vs Sark.Swaye said:So um, with all the dooging going on has anyone addressed what happens if Utah wins? Are we Holiday Bowel bound? I take great comfort in knowing Oregon is going to the Maaco Nobody Gives a Fuck Bowel, but I have zero faith in that mongoloid Whittingham to not pull this out of his ass and fuck us to some shit bowel.
How fitting would it be if Sark torches our shit defense and gets the defensive coaches all fired a la Baylor 2011.
And he will
Texas went Oregon State to close out Baylor
Ran the damn ball. -
We hang the pac12 cochampionship banner
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We would be competing with SC, Tennessee, and Penn State for the chance to play Tulane/UCF in the Cotton.
So Alamo Bowl baby
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Sounds like the Alamo Bowel is the worst we? can do.
According to CBS Sports, though, the Wildcats seem headed for the Rose.
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trooj is a 2.5 favorite, opened at 1.5.
trooj's defense sucks worse than UWs but kind of depends on what cam rising shows up, the one that played against oregon or the one with a pulse.
should be chinteresting, not like any of us have anything better to do on a friday night. -
FTFYYellowSnow said:
I don't think Yoot have much of a chance against USC.haie said:Utah is a gay PAC PAC PAC tryhard team, so they'll obviously be motivated but they have a lot going against them, even more so than in 2018/19:
1) They're beat up, have regressed over the season, and looked like ass against a soft Oregon team.
2) No defense compared to last year.
3) Their quarterback has played bad most, if not all year.
4) SC is more motivated by the home town cooking they received in SLC and should insert the plunger.
5) Utah does not have the skill players to beat SC twice, this time on a neutral field.
Regarding their Gayness, it's important to remember that Utah has been a more successful program over the past 20 years than the following schools:
Oregon State
WSU
Arizona
Arizona St
Cal
UCLA
Colorado
Warshington
They also beat Nick Saban. -
ESPN's analytics has Utah with a 61% chance of winning
https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401437035 -
Rising played like Jack Brownsocks against UO. Will likely do the same against U$C.
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Those other teams didn't get to beat up on mountain west teams for 20 years.YellowSnow said:
I don't think Yoot have much of a chance against USC.haie said:Utah is a gay PAC PAC PAC tryhard team, so they'll obviously be motivated but they have a lot going against them, even more so than in 2018/19:
1) They're beat up, have regressed over the season, and looked like ass against a soft Oregon team.
2) No defense compared to last year.
3) Their quarterback has played bad most, if not all year.
4) SC is more motivated by the home town cooking they received in SLC and should insert the plunger.
5) Utah does not have the skill players to beat SC twice, this time on a neutral field.
Regarding their Gayness, it's important to remember that Utah has been a more successful program over the past 20 years than the following schools:
Oregon State
WSU
Arizona
Arizona St
Cal
UCLA
Colorado
They also beat Nick Saban. -
Unless there is some glaring weakness in SC's defense that they can exploit without resistance, Utah is limping to the finish line against a team that pretty much controlled them in SLC and it was a bizarre finish via refs.insinceredawg said:ESPN's analytics has Utah with a 61% chance of winning
https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401437035
SC isn't perfect but Utah beating them twice would be pretty insane. -
insinceredawg said:
ESPN's analytics has Utah with a 61% chance of winning
https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401437035
Espn is probably 99th most accurate of the best 100 analytical forecasts available. So there is that. -
Yeah I'm curious what ESPN is looking at that Vegas doesn't know. The line moved to USC -3.
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Might as well not play the gameinsinceredawg said:ESPN's analytics has Utah with a 61% chance of winning
https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401437035 -
They are just too SEC centric. Thier non SEC related predictions may be okay. They appear way more biased than Sagarin (towards p10/12) when he first started his model. Sagarin has improved but ESPN has a (false) narrative to continue to sell.insinceredawg said:Yeah I'm curious what ESPN is looking at that Vegas doesn't know. The line moved to USC -3.
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Utah wins rather easily, say 34-17
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USC will be doubly motivated with not just the natty chance but also revengeCuntWaffle said:USC will win by 10+
Too much on the line for Riley and Williams. Utah looked like dogshit against Oregon (their QB is beyond overrated). -
Riley's the much better game day coach than Whittingham.DerekJohnson said:
USC will be doubly motivated with not just the natty chance but also revengeCuntWaffle said:USC will win by 10+
Too much on the line for Riley and Williams. Utah looked like dogshit against Oregon (their QB is beyond overrated).
USC's crowd will give them home field advantage in LV.
USC by 14 -
USC barely has a home field crowd advantage in LAwhatshouldicareabout said:
Riley's the much better game day coach than Whittingham.DerekJohnson said:
USC will be doubly motivated with not just the natty chance but also revengeCuntWaffle said:USC will win by 10+
Too much on the line for Riley and Williams. Utah looked like dogshit against Oregon (their QB is beyond overrated).
USC's crowd will give them home field advantage in LV.
USC by 14 -
I was surprised how good their crowd was vs NDMikeDamone said:
USC barely has a home field crowd advantage in LAwhatshouldicareabout said:
Riley's the much better game day coach than Whittingham.DerekJohnson said:
USC will be doubly motivated with not just the natty chance but also revengeCuntWaffle said:USC will win by 10+
Too much on the line for Riley and Williams. Utah looked like dogshit against Oregon (their QB is beyond overrated).
USC's crowd will give them home field advantage in LV.
USC by 14