What happens if Utah wins?

Swaye

So um, with all the dooging going on has anyone addressed what happens if Utah wins? Are we Holiday Bowel bound? I take great comfort in knowing Oregon is going to the Maaco Nobody Gives a Fuck Bowel, but I have zero faith in that mongoloid Whittingham to not pull this out of his ass and fuck us to some shit bowel.

Swaye

@Doogles will know every possible permutation and the odds on it happening.

whlinder

I took some adderall and explained yesterday.

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/102272/real-ny6-scenarios/p1

In terms of what bowel we actually go to, who cares at that point.

YellowSnow

I will pay @PurpleBaze to attend the next SLC Marathon, Insta Pot in hand, lying in wait for @89ute


Mods?

PurpleBaze

YellowSnow said:

I will pay @PurpleBaze to attend the next SLC Marathon, Insta Pot in hand, lying in wait for @89ute


Mods?

That's some dark shit, dude. I have nothing but love for @89ute.

YellowSnow

PurpleBaze said:

YellowSnow said:

I will pay @PurpleBaze to attend the next SLC Marathon, Insta Pot in hand, lying in wait for @89ute


Mods?

That's some dark shit, dude. I have nothing but love for @89ute.

Fine, we can just sweep the old man knees.

BennyBeaver

Swaye said:

@Doogles will know every possible permutation and the odds on it happening.

@trublue
@BiggusDickus

PurpleBaze

YellowSnow said:

PurpleBaze said:

YellowSnow said:

I will pay @PurpleBaze to attend the next SLC Marathon, Insta Pot in hand, lying in wait for @89ute


Mods?

That's some dark shit, dude. I have nothing but love for @89ute.

Fine, we can just sweep the old man knees.

Can I trade @89ute for @trublue?

haie

Utah is a gay PAC PAC PAC tryhard team, so they'll obviously be motivated but they have a lot going against them, even more so than in 2018/19:

1) They're beat up, have regressed over the season, and looked like ass against a soft Oregon team.

2) No defense compared to last year.

3) Their quarterback has played bad most, if not all year.

4) SC is more motivated by the home town cooking they received in SLC and should insert the plunger.

5) Utah does not have the skill players to beat SC twice, this time on a neutral field.

YellowSnow

haie said:

Utah is a gay PAC PAC PAC tryhard team, so they'll obviously be motivated but they have a lot going against them, even more so than in 2018/19:

1) They're beat up, have regressed over the season, and looked like ass against a soft Oregon team.

2) No defense compared to last year.

3) Their quarterback has played bad most, if not all year.

4) SC is more motivated by the home town cooking they received in SLC and should insert the plunger.

5) Utah does not have the skill players to beat SC twice, this time on a neutral field.

I don't think Yoot have much of a chance against USC.

Regarding their Gayness, it's important to remember that Utah has been a more successful program over the past 20 years than the following schools:

Oregon State
WSU
Arizona
Arizona St
Cal
UCLA
Colorado

They also beat Nick Saban.

CuntWaffle

USC will win by 10+

Too much on the line for Riley and Williams. Utah looked like dogshit against Oregon (their QB is beyond overrated).

insinceredawg

Swaye said:

So um, with all the dooging going on has anyone addressed what happens if Utah wins? Are we Holiday Bowel bound? I take great comfort in knowing Oregon is going to the Maaco Nobody Gives a Fuck Bowel, but I have zero faith in that mongoloid Whittingham to not pull this out of his ass and fuck us to some shit bowel.

Alamo Bowl vs Sark.

How fitting would it be if Sark torches our shit defense and gets the defensive coaches all fired a la Baylor 2011.

RaceBannon

insinceredawg said:

Swaye said:

So um, with all the dooging going on has anyone addressed what happens if Utah wins? Are we Holiday Bowel bound? I take great comfort in knowing Oregon is going to the Maaco Nobody Gives a Fuck Bowel, but I have zero faith in that mongoloid Whittingham to not pull this out of his ass and fuck us to some shit bowel.

Alamo Bowl vs Sark.

How fitting would it be if Sark torches our shit defense and gets the defensive coaches all fired a la Baylor 2011.

If Bijon sits out UW wins rather easily

And he will

Texas went Oregon State to close out Baylor

Ran the damn ball.

Bread

We hang the pac12 cochampionship banner

Doogles

We would be competing with SC, Tennessee, and Penn State for the chance to play Tulane/UCF in the Cotton.

So Alamo Bowl baby

TheHB

Sounds like the Alamo Bowel is the worst we? can do.

According to CBS Sports, though, the Wildcats seem headed for the Rose.

rodmansrage

trooj is a 2.5 favorite, opened at 1.5.


trooj's defense sucks worse than UWs but kind of depends on what cam rising shows up, the one that played against oregon or the one with a pulse.



should be chinteresting, not like any of us have anything better to do on a friday night.

BennyBeaver

YellowSnow said:

haie said:

Utah is a gay PAC PAC PAC tryhard team, so they'll obviously be motivated but they have a lot going against them, even more so than in 2018/19:

1) They're beat up, have regressed over the season, and looked like ass against a soft Oregon team.

2) No defense compared to last year.

3) Their quarterback has played bad most, if not all year.

4) SC is more motivated by the home town cooking they received in SLC and should insert the plunger.

5) Utah does not have the skill players to beat SC twice, this time on a neutral field.

I don't think Yoot have much of a chance against USC.

Regarding their Gayness, it's important to remember that Utah has been a more successful program over the past 20 years than the following schools:

Oregon State
WSU
Arizona
Arizona St
Cal
UCLA
Colorado
Warshington

They also beat Nick Saban.

FTFY

insinceredawg

ESPN's analytics has Utah with a 61% chance of winning
https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401437035

BennyBeaver

Rising played like Jack Brownsocks against UO. Will likely do the same against U$C.

haie

YellowSnow said:

haie said:

Utah is a gay PAC PAC PAC tryhard team, so they'll obviously be motivated but they have a lot going against them, even more so than in 2018/19:

1) They're beat up, have regressed over the season, and looked like ass against a soft Oregon team.

2) No defense compared to last year.

3) Their quarterback has played bad most, if not all year.

4) SC is more motivated by the home town cooking they received in SLC and should insert the plunger.

5) Utah does not have the skill players to beat SC twice, this time on a neutral field.

I don't think Yoot have much of a chance against USC.

Regarding their Gayness, it's important to remember that Utah has been a more successful program over the past 20 years than the following schools:

Oregon State
WSU
Arizona
Arizona St
Cal
UCLA
Colorado

They also beat Nick Saban.

Those other teams didn't get to beat up on mountain west teams for 20 years.