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What happens if Utah wins?

SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,059
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So um, with all the dooging going on has anyone addressed what happens if Utah wins? Are we Holiday Bowel bound? I take great comfort in knowing Oregon is going to the Maaco Nobody Gives a Fuck Bowel, but I have zero faith in that mongoloid Whittingham to not pull this out of his ass and fuck us to some shit bowel.
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  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,333
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    Swaye said:

    @Doogles will know every possible permutation and the odds on it happening.


    @trublue
    @BiggusDickus
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  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,487
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    YellowSnow said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I will pay @PurpleBaze to attend the next SLC Marathon, Insta Pot in hand, lying in wait for @89ute


    Mods?

    That's some dark shit, dude. I have nothing but love for @89ute.
    Fine, we can just sweep the old man knees.
    Can I trade @89ute for @trublue?
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  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,429
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    Utah is a gay PAC PAC PAC tryhard team, so they'll obviously be motivated but they have a lot going against them, even more so than in 2018/19:

    1) They're beat up, have regressed over the season, and looked like ass against a soft Oregon team.

    2) No defense compared to last year.

    3) Their quarterback has played bad most, if not all year.

    4) SC is more motivated by the home town cooking they received in SLC and should insert the plunger.

    5) Utah does not have the skill players to beat SC twice, this time on a neutral field.
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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,830
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    haie said:

    Utah is a gay PAC PAC PAC tryhard team, so they'll obviously be motivated but they have a lot going against them, even more so than in 2018/19:

    1) They're beat up, have regressed over the season, and looked like ass against a soft Oregon team.

    2) No defense compared to last year.

    3) Their quarterback has played bad most, if not all year.

    4) SC is more motivated by the home town cooking they received in SLC and should insert the plunger.

    5) Utah does not have the skill players to beat SC twice, this time on a neutral field.

    I don't think Yoot have much of a chance against USC.

    Regarding their Gayness, it's important to remember that Utah has been a more successful program over the past 20 years than the following schools:

    Oregon State
    WSU
    Arizona
    Arizona St
    Cal
    UCLA
    Colorado

    They also beat Nick Saban.
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  • insinceredawginsinceredawg Member Posts: 5,117
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    Swaye said:

    So um, with all the dooging going on has anyone addressed what happens if Utah wins? Are we Holiday Bowel bound? I take great comfort in knowing Oregon is going to the Maaco Nobody Gives a Fuck Bowel, but I have zero faith in that mongoloid Whittingham to not pull this out of his ass and fuck us to some shit bowel.

    Alamo Bowl vs Sark.

    How fitting would it be if Sark torches our shit defense and gets the defensive coaches all fired a la Baylor 2011.
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  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,080
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    insinceredawg said:

    Swaye said:

    So um, with all the dooging going on has anyone addressed what happens if Utah wins? Are we Holiday Bowel bound? I take great comfort in knowing Oregon is going to the Maaco Nobody Gives a Fuck Bowel, but I have zero faith in that mongoloid Whittingham to not pull this out of his ass and fuck us to some shit bowel.

    Alamo Bowl vs Sark.

    How fitting would it be if Sark torches our shit defense and gets the defensive coaches all fired a la Baylor 2011.
    If Bijon sits out UW wins rather easily

    And he will

    Texas went Oregon State to close out Baylor

    Ran the damn ball.
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  • BreadBread Member Posts: 3,969
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    We hang the pac12 cochampionship banner
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  • rodmansragerodmansrage Member Posts: 6,015
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    trooj is a 2.5 favorite, opened at 1.5.


    trooj's defense sucks worse than UWs but kind of depends on what cam rising shows up, the one that played against oregon or the one with a pulse.



    should be chinteresting, not like any of us have anything better to do on a friday night.
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  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,333
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    YellowSnow said:

    haie said:

    Utah is a gay PAC PAC PAC tryhard team, so they'll obviously be motivated but they have a lot going against them, even more so than in 2018/19:

    1) They're beat up, have regressed over the season, and looked like ass against a soft Oregon team.

    2) No defense compared to last year.

    3) Their quarterback has played bad most, if not all year.

    4) SC is more motivated by the home town cooking they received in SLC and should insert the plunger.

    5) Utah does not have the skill players to beat SC twice, this time on a neutral field.

    I don't think Yoot have much of a chance against USC.

    Regarding their Gayness, it's important to remember that Utah has been a more successful program over the past 20 years than the following schools:

    Oregon State
    WSU
    Arizona
    Arizona St
    Cal
    UCLA
    Colorado
    Warshington

    They also beat Nick Saban.
    FTFY
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  • insinceredawginsinceredawg Member Posts: 5,117
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    ESPN's analytics has Utah with a 61% chance of winning
    https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401437035
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  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,333
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    Rising played like Jack Brownsocks against UO. Will likely do the same against U$C.
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  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 20,429
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    YellowSnow said:

    haie said:

    Utah is a gay PAC PAC PAC tryhard team, so they'll obviously be motivated but they have a lot going against them, even more so than in 2018/19:

    1) They're beat up, have regressed over the season, and looked like ass against a soft Oregon team.

    2) No defense compared to last year.

    3) Their quarterback has played bad most, if not all year.

    4) SC is more motivated by the home town cooking they received in SLC and should insert the plunger.

    5) Utah does not have the skill players to beat SC twice, this time on a neutral field.

    I don't think Yoot have much of a chance against USC.

    Regarding their Gayness, it's important to remember that Utah has been a more successful program over the past 20 years than the following schools:

    Oregon State
    WSU
    Arizona
    Arizona St
    Cal
    UCLA
    Colorado

    They also beat Nick Saban.
    Those other teams didn't get to beat up on mountain west teams for 20 years.
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