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Yella's Rant of the Week - Dogs on Airplanes Edition
YellowSnow
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Leave the dogs at the doggy hotel or drive you fucking weirdos.
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People that bring a dog in the grocery store should be permanently banded from said store. Fucking gross.
My GF is heading to Virginia on a real estate venture in a couple of weeks and staying for the winter with our labradoodle. We're trying to decide whether she should drive or fly. I don't know anything about how you tote a large dog across country on a plane. This dog sure as hell isn't sitting in the passenger cabin.
Drive or check the dog into the cargo hold.
Make the fatties buy 2 seats.
Cyclists
Fat girls who don't give head
People who bring dogs on airplanes
Taliban
The dogs go in a travel kennel and get mildly sedated and are considered checked luggage. Upon arrival, you pick them up at the oversized baggage area.
I don’t know if this is an airline rule of humane society rule, but the dogs could fly direct to the mainland and weren’t supposed to go on a connecting flight after arrival.
I wouldn’t put my dogs through that experience again.
We take the dogs to breweries all the tim so fuck you if you don’t like it. My dogs are also fairly well trained and if there’s a shit ton of dogs already in a place and it’s looking chaotic, I turn around.
People who take dogs in grocery stores are fucking weird.
Fuck little rat kick dogs carried on by trailer trash women. Yappy little cunts (both the trailer trash women and the dogs).
War big ass service dogs like German Shepherds and mastiffs. Or cool dogs like boxers and bloodhounds.
That's just a general rule of life regardless.
Kind of like internet posters.
Found out the dog was a rescue/recovery dog and the guy didn’t go anywhere without him saying he and the dog were basically always on call to respond to a natural disaster or whatever. The dog slept the entire 6 hour flight and I kinda forgot it was even there.
Just don't have your dog all up in my space on the flight. Flew with our cat once when we were moving. It was fine. Flame away.
Besides, this shit is common throughout the globe. @PurpleBaze says take your Falcon on a plane THEN pop off.
https://www.etihad.com/en-us/fly-etihad/baggage/travelling-with-pets
Rules for falcons
Falcons are permitted on board all Etihad operated flights.
You can travel with a falcon for free as part of your cabin baggage allowance, or as checked baggage for US $500 per cage.
In Economy, you’re permitted to carry one falcon per person, or two falcons per additional seat.
In First or Business you’re permitted to carry two falcons per person, or three falcons per additional seat.
Yes, that's real
On planes I will judge and make fun of people, but at the end of the day it's up to the airline to set policy.
On the brewpubs @CFetters_Nacho_Lover , I'm still team leave to pooch at home, but again it's up to the bidness and I can choose to patronize it or not. I generally find there's more annoying dogs at brew pubs than ones I like.
1.) Motherfucking snakes
2.) Baby (they can be anywhere on the plane, and that flight is going to suck)
3.) Huge person in the seat next to me
4.) Shitty, yappy dog
946.) Well-behaved dog
Most dogs are better than most people. That's just a fact. I'm always amazed by dogs I see at breweries, etc. Most are super chill and just sit or lay there. I don't mind that at all. At least they're not grouped at a table all staring at their phones at the same time...
I absolutely refuse to go the service/therapy dog route.