I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
We are moving toward peak narcissism
I blame Cross Fit.
What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?
What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit?
I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
We are moving toward peak narcissism
I blame Cross Fit.
What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?
What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit?
Cyclists Fat girls who don't give head People who bring dogs on airplanes Taliban
Can you, at least, qualify "cyclists" @Swaye ? Mt Bikes have zero impact on you as a motorist. And you don't strike me as a hiking fag who needs to get out of my way on the trails.
I’m one of those hiking fags and I only have a problem with mountain bikers who give me 0.04 seconds warning that they’re passing. Give me 2-3 seconds notice and I’ll be hugging the side of the trail so you can do your thing. Most of the time I’m already there, unless it’s snake season, then I’m walking right down the middle.
Cyclists Fat girls who don't give head People who bring dogs on airplanes Taliban
Can you, at least, qualify "cyclists" @Swaye ? Mt Bikes have zero impact on you as a motorist. And you don't strike me as a hiking fag who needs to get out of my way on the trails.
I’m one of those hiking fags and I only have a problem with mountain bikers who give me 0.04 seconds warning that they’re passing. Give me 2-3 seconds notice and I’ll be hugging the side of the trail so you can do your thing. Most of the time I’m already there, unless it’s snake season, then I’m walking right down the middle.
@USMChawk that .04 sec guysm are assholes. I try to give like 10 secs warning. Especially to the Marines.
Cyclists Fat girls who don't give head People who bring dogs on airplanes Taliban
Can you, at least, qualify "cyclists" @Swaye ? Mt Bikes have zero impact on you as a motorist. And you don't strike me as a hiking fag who needs to get out of my way on the trails.
I’m one of those hiking fags and I only have a problem with mountain bikers who give me 0.04 seconds warning that they’re passing. Give me 2-3 seconds notice and I’ll be hugging the side of the trail so you can do your thing. Most of the time I’m already there, unless it’s snake season, then I’m walking right down the middle.
From the halls of Montezuma to the sides of a hiking trail…
Also, in honor of @USMChawk I watched this masterpiece over the weekend.
I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
We are moving toward peak narcissism
I blame Cross Fit.
What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?
What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit?
I've actually seen a pit bull at CrossFit. Last week
I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
We are moving toward peak narcissism
I blame Cross Fit.
What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?
What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit?
I've actually seen a pit bull at CrossFit. Last week
Cyclists Fat girls who don't give head People who bring dogs on airplanes Taliban
Can you, at least, qualify "cyclists" @Swaye ? Mt Bikes have zero impact on you as a motorist. And you don't strike me as a hiking fag who needs to get out of my way on the trails.
Yeah spandex mafia riding 25 mph on a 45 mph road.
I lived near the Burke Gilman Trail for about two years. 20 months I guess. Whatever. I'd walk or bike on it occasionally. The cyclist fags in Seattle are the most entitled cunts on earth. I wanted to kill every one of them.
I’m NO on planes, grocery stores, and especially the fake service dog ruse…WTBS, we took our pup wherever we could, and weren't entitled dicks when we couldn't get in because of her. When living in Seattle (RIP), we would go to Norm's in Fremont, which is (was?) dog-friendly, and take her to brew pubs and wineries that allowed it. We found a dog-place in Lake City that had TVs, and beer and wine, and mostly went there...
We are moving toward peak narcissism
I blame Cross Fit.
What do I do if I like to make fun of both take the dog every guysm and Cross Fit Bros?
What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit?
Definitely some combination of roid rage, semi-literacy, a chain link fence around his property, and trailer trash
Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
CSB. I laffed.
But still…
DBD dad, autism cat has just as much right to the sidewalk as serial killer pit bulls.
Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
What kind of a weirdo takes a cat on a walk? Cats are supposed to roam around until 3 am
Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
What kind of a weirdo takes a cat on a walk? Cats are supposed to roam around until 3 am
Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
How were the nachos?
Bear and the Butcher?
How’d you know the restaurant? Good call.
Skipped the nachos this time not because I have self discipline but they ran out during the UK game.
Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
How were the nachos?
Bear and the Butcher?
How’d you know the restaurant? Good call.
Skipped the nachos this time not because I have self discipline but they ran out during the UK game.
@MikeDamone was out drinking paleo old fashioned's on the Bourbon Trail.
Here’s a new one for you. Mrs Nacho & I take the Nacho dogs to a little neighborhood restaurant and sit on their sidewalk patio.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
How were the nachos?
Bear and the Butcher?
How’d you know the restaurant? Good call.
Skipped the nachos this time not because I have self discipline but they ran out during the UK game.
@MikeDamone was out drinking paleo old fashioned's on the Bourbon Trail.
Wait - is bourbon paleo cause corn?
It's not paleo 😞
Only silver tequila and vodka allowed on a "cheat day".
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What about people that bring pit bulls to Cross Fit?
Also, in honor of @USMChawk I watched this masterpiece over the weekend.
About 15 minutes in, a 10ish year old kid walks by carrying a fucking cat that’s also on a leash. His unaware douchebag dad (DBD) is 6 steps behind him and the kid stops right in front of our table. One of my dogs is a fucking serial killer and both dogs are on edge ready to attack.
I tell the kid as I’ve got both dogs by the collar to please keep moving. The kid might’ve been autistic because he looked at me and then started to put the cat on the sidewalk.
DBD then walks up and tells the kid to sit down at a table by the door while he goes inside. I’m thinking great, he’s picking up food and they’ll be gone.
In the meantime autism boy let’s the cat down and loses the leash for a moment. Luckily the cat was smarter than both of them and didn’t go anywhere. A guy at the next table tells the kid to go stand by their table because of the Nacho dogs. DBD comes out after not paying attention to autism boy and the smart cat and instead of carry out, this motherfucked gets a table for the 3 of them.
The table in the background is DBD, autism boy and the cat.
But still…
DBD dad, autism cat has just as much right to the sidewalk as serial killer pit bulls.
Bear and the Butcher?
Skipped the nachos this time not because I have self discipline but they ran out during the UK game.
Wait - is bourbon paleo cause corn?
Only silver tequila and vodka allowed on a "cheat day".