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Hey you wanna call out wimpy participation trophies, we should stop honoring Confederate Generals and Soldiers. That is the ultimate participation trophies. Until you guys stop supporting that, you can’t really complain about participation trophies!

@RaceBannon

There's a reason I said portion and not amount.

I'm sure I agree with you on most if not all of these expenditures. Now apply the same reasoning to your wife's grocery shopping. You may have to shoot her.

Yeah it’s incredible watching the bottom drop off my net worth!!!

Like Holy Shit, I didnt realize it could drop like that in a month, thats incredible! It’s a red wave on my portfolio!

The average voter is a fucking moron. You're very average.

I'm just gonna bet there's not a multibillion-dollar organization in existence anywhere that doesn't waste a miniscule portion of that money. Tesla? Better shut it down!

You girls have really nailed that small fraction of 1% of USAID.

Arithmetic not a strong suit?

"Daddy's real genius is in acting like he's retarded", exclaimed Atl.

you're trying too hard

David Super, an administrative law professor at Georgetown Law School, recently told the Washington Post that so many of Musk’s moves were “so wildly illegal” that he seemed to be “playing a quantity game, and assuming the system can’t react to all this illegality at once.”