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I think it was Damon Runyon who said a century ago that "an All-American is someone with weak competition and a poet in the press box."

I wish I could fit all this onto a beer glass

Chins will hire Babushka. I’m calling it now, next UW football coach.

Good. We can skip the step where we pretend a new coordinator will fix everything.

It's always the headcouch.

Allah willing.

It's incredibly disheartening to lose a game that's so incredibly winnable with any modicum of execution and sensible strategy … against a team whose fanbase wants their coach out because they know they don't have the right guy and don't want to spend years in mediocrity.

if you’re not improving, you’re regressing.

#Fischainttheguy

5-7 coming in hot