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Quotes are as hard for this guy as gainful employment is to J.

Dude, because today's economy doesn't work in boomer currency, to answer your question.

Save the money from paint and use it on offensive linemen in the portal

Good flex, even if not a technically gifted writer...

I EATIG PENIS!!!!! I EATIG CRAKCRE JCAK!!!!1 I BTAHIG IN TEH BOLOD FO CNADIANS!!!!69 I EANCTIG TRAFIRS!!!!!420$$

Francisco Villar and his crew should never ump another one of our gaynes

I hope @haie enjoys the playa (that’s Spanish for beach) and comes back soon. It might be a bit windy at this time of year, though. Sorry about ur M’s pal!

Hard to compete with a financial powerhouse like Indiana.

At least we are good at major league sports and have wine and hot boyfriends!

We defend the honor of the USA and THIS is the thanks we get???!!!

Welcome to Trump’s America!

BONEM