Ask the Orkin Man -- Season is 2 weeks away!

DerekJohnson

The season opener is a mere 16 days away. Husky Stadium will be packed and rocking'! Rutgers is coming to town and anticipation is in the air.

You've got questions, and @Swaye has the answers. Whether it be about Jake Browning's noodle arm, Custer's Last Stand or Native American-themed tailgating recipes, just ask the Orkin Man. Please keep your questions to manifesto length. Thank you.

Swaye

You fags better have good questions.

allpurpleallgold

Shower or fridge?

LoneStarDawg

Do you have polygraph information about a certain 2* DT that would destroy the doog world?

TierbsHsotBoobs

Seriously, when are you going to start snorting coke again?

whlinder

What your favorite winery you've got to with CLS?

tenndawg

I have a relationships question:

Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -

or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?

dnc

tenndawg said:

I have a relationships question:

Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -

or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?

Or??????

Swaye

allpurpleallgold said:

Shower or fridge?

Fridge all the time, every time. Showers are for white men. Women prefer my natural musk.

Swaye

LoneStarDawg said:

Do you have polygraph information about a certain 2* DT that would destroy the doog world?

Emptermann?

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Seriously, when are you going to start snorting coke again?

Just passed my drug test so probably soon.

Swaye

whlinder said:

What your favorite winery you've got to with CLS?

Narmada by default, It's the only one she made me go to. I felt like a total queer there. Still got drunk and made her drive. Victory.

http://narmadawinery.com/dir/

Swaye

tenndawg said:

I have a relationships question:

Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -

or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?

You had me at "Date Rape Drug."

Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

whlinder said:

What your favorite winery you've got to with CLS?

Narmada by default, It's the only one she made me go to. I felt like a total queer there. Still got drunk and made her drive. Victory coitus.

http://narmadawinery.com/dir/

TierbsHsotBoobs

What did you and the wife get from Bed, Bath, and Beyond last weekend?

Pitchfork51

Aside from seals, what other type of fauna should I be on the lookout for when I go to the beach this week?

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:

I have a relationships question:

Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -

or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?

You had me at "Date Rape Drug."

Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key.

Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?

dnc

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:

I have a relationships question:

Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -

or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?

You had me at "Date Rape Drug."

Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key.

Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?

We're always willing to add a third, we've been very clear about this.

PurpleBaze

dnc said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:

I have a relationships question:

Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -

or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?

You had me at "Date Rape Drug."

Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key.

Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?

We're always willing to add a third, we've been very clear about this.

Our own citrus!? I almost cried with happiness.

AZDuck

When placing two black men on a flatbed and comparing their ability to do manual work, what qualities do you find are most useful?

DeepSeaZ

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

whlinder said:

What your favorite winery you've got to with CLS?

Narmada by default, It's the only one she made me go to. I felt like a total queer there. Still got drunk and made her drive. Victory coitus.

http://narmadawinery.com/dir/

That place looks terrible. Sways I'm putting you in for a NAM.