But the way I feel this week feels pretty fucking close to what it must be like. I can’t sit still, can’t sleep for shit, I’m neurotically checking everything looking for a Husky fix, and I feel the urge to cut the catalytic converters off of my neighbor’s vehicles. Drug superiority guysm, am I close?
He was sitting on 75k
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My wife is sad, so I’m making a Taco Bell run for her. Looks like my asshole was getting destroyed tonight win or lose.
I know this sounds retarded, but hear me out. According to the googles, the elevation of the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum is a mere 141 feet above sea level. However, I posit that it plays much higher than that, at least for part of the game. At the beginning of the 4th quarter, they light the Olympic Torch at the…
Indulge me while I explore a hypothetical: You’re hungover as fuck from Friday night, but you decide to go out Saturday anyway. You go to a bar filled with hot sluts with tits, only to realize you forgot to wear pants and you’re wearing your my little pony boxers with a huge skid mark. You say fuck it and proceed to start…
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Two guys I work with are talking in our team chat about some fucking Minecraft exhibit at some place in Spokane, and one told the other that you can get free tickets from the library. The other asked for documentation, to which I almost replied “KOMO 4, buttfucker”. I refrained, thus avoiding becoming a Thursday sacrifice.…
I’m taking a load of cardboard to the dump today, and I get a call from my wife. “Who the fuck is sending you packages? There’s one from Primary Arms(gun parts), and another one from Derek Johnson. Who is that?” I proceed to tell her about who DJ is, while trying to distract her from the fact that I ordered gun parts. I…
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