Troy Dannen>>>Jen sloppy leopard tits

EsophagealFeces

End of poast

PineapplePirate

At this point my balls are better tits than Jen’s. No offense. Or defense.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Case closed.

NeGgaPlEaSe

Just hope Jen’s master plan isn't coming after this staff for replacements

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

NeGgaPlEaSe said:

Just hope Jen’s master plan isn't coming after this head coach for replacements

The staff isn’t the key component.

DerekJohnson

NeGgaPlEaSe said:

Just hope Jen’s master plan isn't coming after this staff for replacements

My hunch is that no assistant coach is leaving DeBoer's orbit unless they're getting a huge raise. It seems like we have the healthiest of football environments right now. And not just because of the win yesterday.

LawDawg1

Was Dannen on the field wearing a purple tennis dress?

sinceredawg

DeBoer: u up?
Merlot Cheetah: just got home...
DeBoer: missing your hugs 2nite
Merlot Cheetah: I'm gonna shower. back door is open

HuskyJW

What a first week

dirtysouwfdawg

sinceredawg said:

DeBoer: u up?
Merlot Cheetah: just got home...
DeBoer: missing your hugs 2nite
Merlot Cheetah: I'm gonna shower. back door is open

Whorebag cheetah, yes.

My deboner, no.

GrundleStiltzkin

https://twitter.com/evanfeather42/status/1713573722504700193

And Elise with the warface

TheHB

Jen would’ve been chatting up Harry the Husky or some random dude in charge is keeping cords away from the players.

“Oh what happened? Did we score? What happened?”

Doog_de_Jour

“Leopard Tits” is going to be the name of my new riot grrrl band.

Joey

Doog_de_Jour said:

“Leopard Tits” is going to be the name of my new riot grrrl band.

Awesome! You can open up for my band… Ramming Karen.

EwaDawg

LawDawg1 said:

Was Dannen on the field wearing a purple tennis dress?

No. But early in the game I swear that I saw a Jen Cohen double in the stands in a Yellow sun dress. My eyes are still burning.

creepycoug

As a man who values and pays particular attention to that specific aspect of female physiology, I want to just say that the focus on that broad's tits is misplaced. All fat women have some kind of boobage. Her's are absolutely not worth a head turn, and I'm not just saying that because she's gone. I had better in my face when I was in middle school for Christ's sake.

dirtysouwfdawg

creepycoug said:

As a man who values and pays particular attention to that specific aspect of female physiology, I want to just say that the focus on that broad's tits is misplaced. All fat women have some kind of boobage. Her's are absolutely not worth a head turn, and I'm not just saying that because she's gone. I had better in my face when I was in middle school for Christ's sake.

Truth.

EsophagealFeces

Doog_de_Jour said:

“Leopard Tits” is going to be the name of my new riot grrrl band.

I’m gonna need some royalties.

LawDawg1

creepycoug said:

As a man who values and pays particular attention to that specific aspect of female physiology, I want to just say that the focus on that broad's tits is misplaced. All fat women have some kind of boobage. Her's are absolutely not worth a head turn, and I'm not just saying that because she's gone. I had better in my face when I was in middle school for Christ's sake.

LawDawg1

EwaDawg said:

LawDawg1 said:

Was Dannen on the field wearing a purple tennis dress?

No. But early in the game I swear that I saw a Jen Cohen double in the stands in a Yellow sun dress. My eyes are still burning.

Let them burn some more then

EwaDawg

creepycoug said:

As a man who values and pays particular attention to that specific aspect of female physiology, I want to just say that the focus on that broad's tits is misplaced. All fat women have some kind of boobage. Her's are absolutely not worth a head turn, and I'm not just saying that because she's gone. I had better in my face when I was in middle school for Christ's sake.

Your mom was still breastfeeding you in middle school?

That does explain a lot.