PM to DJ

EsophagealFeces

I’m taking a load of cardboard to the dump today, and I get a call from my wife. “Who the fuck is sending you packages? There’s one from Primary Arms(gun parts), and another one from Derek Johnson. Who is that?” I proceed to tell her about who DJ is, while trying to distract her from the fact that I ordered gun parts.

I get home a while later to check out the goods, and I about fell over laughing when I saw the box addressed to “Mr. E. Feces, esq”.

Well played, sir. Well played.

GrundleStiltzkin

Way to dox zeeself, barrister

DerekJohnson

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Way to dox zeeself, barrister

I’m glad he fixed himself because now we know we have yet another legal expert on the boards.

YellowSnow

Shit, I think my wife has known of my Yella Snow online fame since like 2017.

She even let me go golfing with Stalin.

RaceBannon

My wife went to a dawgman recruiting banquet with me

Had DerekJohnson and iDawg to our house

Once

YellowSnow

RaceBannon said:

My wife went to a dawgman recruiting banquet with me

Had DerekJohnson and iDawg to our house

Once

My how times have changed.

DerekJohnson

RaceBannon said:

My wife went to a dawgman recruiting banquet with me

Had DerekJohnson and iDawg to our house

Once

You were elsewhere in the house for a few minutes and I was alone with your wife in your kitchen. I started to quote Kramer and she interrupted me to say that she hated Seinfeld.

PurpleBaze

DerekJohnson said:

RaceBannon said:

My wife went to a dawgman recruiting banquet with me

Had DerekJohnson and iDawg to our house

Once

You were elsewhere in the house for a few minutes and I was alone with your wife in your kitchen. I started to quote Kramer and she interrupted me to say that she hated Seinfeld.

Did she say, "What's it with you fags & Seinfeld references"?

RaceBannon

DerekJohnson said:

RaceBannon said:

My wife went to a dawgman recruiting banquet with me

Had DerekJohnson and iDawg to our house

Once

You were elsewhere in the house for a few minutes and I was alone with your wife in your kitchen. I started to quote Kramer and she interrupted me to say that she hated Seinfeld.

You should have asked her about me

EsophagealFeces

YellowSnow said:

Shit, I think my wife has known of my Yella Snow online fame since like 2017.

She even let me go golfing with Stalin.

My wife has known about my shit throat moniker for a good while now. She just doesn’t care. She’s a USC fan. I’m still surprised she hasn’t removed the Hardcore Husky fridge magnets yet.