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DerekJohnson
Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,372 
Page views through Jan 17 at 5PM. 1,037,230 for the month of January
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Is that good?
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bowdowntoworshington!!!!
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Didn't we break the all time record last month at 2 million or some shit? And that was with signing day and Rose Bowl pregame. I'd think half of that in 17 days is pretty good, no? Need Stalin to weigh in here.GrundleStiltzkin said:Is that good?
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Viewership is higher than ever
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@Swaye angling for a pay raise alreadySwaye said:
Didn't we break the all time record last month at 2 million or some shit? And that was with signing day and Rose Bowl pregame. I'd think half of that in 17 days is pretty good, no? Need Stalin to weigh in here.GrundleStiltzkin said:Is that good?
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Exactly right, we broke the record at somewhere around 2.1 million. And yes, I was expecting a drop in numbers this month heading into the off season. But the high traffic rate is still going on.Swaye said:
Didn't we break the all time record last month at 2 million or some shit? And that was with signing day and Rose Bowl pregame. I'd think half of that in 17 days is pretty good, no? Need Stalin to weigh in here.GrundleStiltzkin said:Is that good?
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I accept EBT cards and malt liquor on behalf of the Enumclaw Truck Stop.DerekJohnson said:
Exactly right, we broke the record at somewhere around 2.1 million. And yes, I was expecting a drop in numbers this month heading into the off season. But the high traffic rate is still going on.Swaye said:
Didn't we break the all time record last month at 2 million or some shit? And that was with signing day and Rose Bowl pregame. I'd think half of that in 17 days is pretty good, no? Need Stalin to weigh in here.GrundleStiltzkin said:Is that good?
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GRUNDLESTOpGrundleStiltzkin said:Is that good?
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Yeah, but if 754,000 of them are just Fudge and Pumpeii slap-fighting, does it still count?
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If Sven hadn’t fagged out, that number would be closer to 1.5 million.
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Domicillo said:
@Swaye angling for a pay raise alreadySwaye said:
Didn't we break the all time record last month at 2 million or some shit? And that was with signing day and Rose Bowl pregame. I'd think half of that in 17 days is pretty good, no? Need Stalin to weigh in here.GrundleStiltzkin said:Is that good?
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StrokeAndTurnJudgeDawg?greenblood said:If Sven hadn’t fagged out, that number would be closer to 1.5 million.
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Low blow.TommySQC said:
StrokeAndTurnJudgeDawg?greenblood said:If Sven hadn’t fagged out, that number would be closer to 1.5 million.
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I don't know what that means but it sounds funny.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Low blow.TommySQC said:
StrokeAndTurnJudgeDawg?greenblood said:If Sven hadn’t fagged out, that number would be closer to 1.5 million.
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Now if you just knew how to monetize it, @Swaye could get off of the ebtDerekJohnson said:
Exactly right, we broke the record at somewhere around 2.1 million. And yes, I was expecting a drop in numbers this month heading into the off season. But the high traffic rate is still going on.Swaye said:
Didn't we break the all time record last month at 2 million or some shit? And that was with signing day and Rose Bowl pregame. I'd think half of that in 17 days is pretty good, no? Need Stalin to weigh in here.GrundleStiltzkin said:Is that good?
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But I don't want Swaye off the ebt.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Now if you just knew how to monetize it, @Swaye could get off of the ebtDerekJohnson said:
Exactly right, we broke the record at somewhere around 2.1 million. And yes, I was expecting a drop in numbers this month heading into the off season. But the high traffic rate is still going on.Swaye said:
Didn't we break the all time record last month at 2 million or some shit? And that was with signing day and Rose Bowl pregame. I'd think half of that in 17 days is pretty good, no? Need Stalin to weigh in here.GrundleStiltzkin said:Is that good?
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Thanks to the endless hours I have spent getting people dialed in.
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The bigotry of your low expectations for our noble savage is disappointing.DerekJohnson said:
But I don't want Swaye off the ebt.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Now if you just knew how to monetize it, @Swaye could get off of the ebtDerekJohnson said:
Exactly right, we broke the record at somewhere around 2.1 million. And yes, I was expecting a drop in numbers this month heading into the off season. But the high traffic rate is still going on.Swaye said:
Didn't we break the all time record last month at 2 million or some shit? And that was with signing day and Rose Bowl pregame. I'd think half of that in 17 days is pretty good, no? Need Stalin to weigh in here.GrundleStiltzkin said:Is that good?
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Was that the Asa Turner thread alone?
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Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
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Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
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DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
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Swaye said:
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
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You should promote @swaye to Director of Sponsorship and give him One job.
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In a private ceremony, he was named Chief of Staffsarktastic said:You should promote @swaye to Director of Sponsorship and give him One job.
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@swaye is working on getting Rolex as an advertiser.
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if I had been the screenwriter, that movie would have been so much better. (I say modestly)DoogCourics said:DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
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When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.Swaye said:
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.
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Cool story bro. For real.dflea said:
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.Swaye said:
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.
