@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.
For whatever reason I went to the bar a few times with my old 7th grade teachers (weird I know but my friend Paul was into older women and kept in touch) and my old math teacher (kinda hot no pics) told us stories when she taught on the Rez.
@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.
Cool story bro. For real.
Those were the days. Buy and underage kid a beer today and you probably do time
There was a little grocery shop on the west side where as long as you had a fake ID no matter how shitty he'd sell you beer. We're in high school with cheap ass fakes and it worked. Pretty sure he made a lot of money off that
There was a BP station near my house in West Seattle and a buddy had a fake ID. The place sold to him every time and never noticed his name was Freddy Kruger.
Used it everywhere, without fail. Oregon ID card it said. I got questioned twice about the fake address. Finally had it confiscated 4 days before my 21st birthday.
Today we went over a million. We have had 1,019,440 page views through Feb 16
A little story time with Race, creep and 'flea really took it over the top this month. I'm sure the discussions about Puka and Sav'ell added a few views as well.
My best friends alcoholic parents went into AA when we were 16. They had him clear their bar out bc neither of them trusted the other to get rid of it all. They were rich AF and had literally a whole bars worth of nothing but top shelf booze. Buddy showed up at my house with a literal truck bed full of booze and asked if I could store it. Yes, yes I could.
My best friends alcoholic parents went into AA when we were 16. They had him clear their bar out bc neither of them trusted the other to get rid of it all. They were rich AF and had literally a whole bars worth of nothing but top shelf booze. Buddy showed up at my house with a literal truck bed full of booze and asked if I could store it. Yes, yes I could.
My best friends alcoholic parents went into AA when we were 16. They had him clear their bar out bc neither of them trusted the other to get rid of it all. They were rich AF and had literally a whole bars worth of nothing but top shelf booze. Buddy showed up at my house with a literal truck bed full of booze and asked if I could store it. Yes, yes I could.
@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.
Cool story bro. For real.
Those were the days. Buy and underage kid a beer today and you probably do time
There was a little grocery shop on the west side where as long as you had a fake ID no matter how shitty he'd sell you beer. We're in high school with cheap ass fakes and it worked. Pretty sure he made a lot of money off that
There was a BP station near my house in West Seattle and a buddy had a fake ID. The place sold to him every time and never noticed his name was Freddy Kruger.
CSB.
My buddy used to buy beer from a fresh off the boat Asian with his sister’s old ID. My friend was a 15 year old boy.
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They Are into straight gasoline.
Literally. Snorting gasoline.
For whatever reason I went to the bar a few times with my old 7th grade teachers (weird I know but my friend Paul was into older women and kept in touch) and my old math teacher (kinda hot no pics) told us stories when she taught on the Rez.
CSB.
Used it everywhere, without fail. Oregon ID card it said. I got questioned twice about the fake address. Finally had it confiscated 4 days before my 21st birthday.
That was early 80s.