Just checked the traffic numbers for HH
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I tried that once. They knew immediately. Got my ass whooped.RaceBannon said:My parents didn't realize the booze they kept was half water
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Except the vermouth.RaceBannon said:My parents didn't realize the booze they kept was half water
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Cool story bro. For real.dflea said:
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.Swaye said:
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.

We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.RaceBannon said:My parents didn't realize the booze they kept was half water

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On the Rez that shit ain't playing amirite
They Are into straight gasoline.
Literally. Snorting gasoline.
For whatever reason I went to the bar a few times with my old 7th grade teachers (weird I know but my friend Paul was into older women and kept in touch) and my old math teacher (kinda hot no pics) told us stories when she taught on the Rez. -
If there is another way to handle your St Ides I am unaware of it.creepycoug said:
Preferably in a brown paper bag?Swaye said:
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.

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White devil go juice is the preferred nomenclature.Pitchfork51 said:On the Rez that shit ain't playing amirite
They Are into straight gasoline.
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You missed the edit old manSwaye said:
White devil go juice is the preferred nomenclature.Pitchfork51 said:On the Rez that shit ain't playing amirite
They Are into straight gasoline.
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There was a BP station near my house in West Seattle and a buddy had a fake ID. The place sold to him every time and never noticed his name was Freddy Kruger.DerekJohnson said:RaceBannon said:
Those were the days. Buy and underage kid a beer today and you probably do timeSwaye said:
Cool story bro. For real.dflea said:
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.Swaye said:
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.

We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.
There was a little grocery shop on the west side where as long as you had a fake ID no matter how shitty he'd sell you beer. We're in high school with cheap ass fakes and it worked. Pretty sure he made a lot of money off that
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When my parents divorced I raided their liquor cabinet and sold bottles at school.RaceBannon said:My parents didn't realize the booze they kept was half water
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When I was 18 I got a fake ID so I could drink in Idaho at 19.





