Ethan Calvert, 2021 4* ATH, Westlake Village (Oaks Christian), CA (Offered)

Ho-Lee-Fuk....

He's fucking incredible.

PineapplePirate

He didn’t say offer he said scholarship. Mods, change to committed please.

Neighbor2972

Kid is incredible. He plays safety, corner, inside linebacker, outside Linebacker, defensive end, tight end, and receiver.

I am thrilled to have notifications for this thread for the next two years for all of his glorious highlights, updates, and tweets.

I am horrified to have notifications for this thread for the next two years for all of the Ballz induced AIDS that happens to every thread ever created.

KrunkJuice

Damn. He will definitely be a national recruit.

HillsboroDuck

pat_hm

Dad is sold. Great family. WOOF.

Holy fuck he's ridiculous

Hmmmmnnn ... he kinda looks like hyper-version of BBK. Bigger, stronger, faster, whiter (or as white, lol)

Could be, just could be a D1 level croot ...

How long until Bo transfers on in and we get the trinity lighting shit up?

JustWinNow

Weird observation. But Joshua and the dad are making an extremely difficult dub sign while the mom and Ethan are doing the regular or more common dub sign. Any way , I hope we get both Boucher brothers so they can open all kinds of cans of whoop ass!

Hmmmmnnn ... he kinda looks like hyper-version of BBK. Bigger, stronger, faster, whiter (or as white, lol)

Could be, just could be a D1 level croot ...

he doesnt have 2 moms, so he can never be at bbk level. HH logic, two dad>>>two moms>>> dad/mom

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/50311/depth-chart-released/p1

So we're ok with Ethan after this lesson?

We are so screwed....Auburn's starting defense is named Dontavius, Deshaun, Montavious, Jamel and Javaris.

We have Ben, Myles and Shane.

So we're ok with Ethan after this lesson?
We are so screwed....Auburn's starting defense is named Dontavius, Deshaun, Montavious, Jamel and Javaris.

We have Ben, Myles and Shane.
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/50311/depth-chart-released/p1

Fuck yes we are. Watch the kids hudl, he’s a freak.

I don’t watch hudls. But if that’s the case then OK!

Mad_Son

Weird observation. But Joshua and the dad are making an extremely difficult dub sign while the mom and Ethan are doing the regular or more common dub sign. Any way , I hope we get both Boucher brothers so they can open all kinds of cans of whoop ass!

I can't even physically achieve this. Talk about a family of athletes.

bananasnblondes

Weird observation. But Joshua and the dad are making an extremely difficult dub sign while the mom and Ethan are doing the regular or more common dub sign. Any way , I hope we get both Boucher brothers so they can open all kinds of cans of whoop ass!

They're white. I'll forgive the lack of coordination on the re-appropriated former gang sign

https://twitter.com/EthanCalvert06/status/1073750964807491584

DeepDawg

https://twitter.com/EthanCalvert06/status/1073750964807491584

Wood

NorwegianHusky

https://twitter.com/EthanCalvert06/status/1073750964807491584

Wood

Karl Stefanovic is pretty hot

EsophagealFeces

No one has commented on mom's CSL yet? Your all fags.

"csl"... I've no idea what that means but I'm sure it is innocent enough

biak1

"csl"... I've no idea what that means but I'm sure it is innocent enough

Get your mind INTO the gutter and you’ll get it.

No one has commented on mom's CSL yet? Your all fags.

I’m pretty confident dad is HH material and we’re all scared he’ll hunt us down BUT yes, her DSL’s are amazing.

If I wanted to negatively recruit against UW, I'd probably print out this thread and send it to the kid and his family.

It worked for Ben Wilson

Lol youse guys.

Honestly though, I do kinda think nowadays that since we're big(ger) swinging dicks now in the crootin' biz - that we may have to rebel just slightly to the foundations that made HH such a fun and crazy place to be.

"regular" peeps in the world don't get this place and stuff like CSL/DSL would probably be met with more than raised eyebrows ... papa osborne is cool and he gets it but 98% of the parents are probably like what the fuck ...

Lol youse guys.

Honestly though, I do kinda think nowadays that since we're big(ger) swinging dicks now in the crootin' biz - that we may have to rebel just slightly to the foundations that made HH such a fun and crazy place to be.

"regular" peeps in the world don't get this place and stuff like CSL/DSL would probably be met with more than raised eyebrows ... papa osborne is cool and he gets it but 98% of the parents are probably like what the fuck ...

So take it up another notch?

RealRhino

No one has commented on mom's CSL yet? Your all fags.
I’m pretty confident dad is HH material and we’re all scared he’ll hunt us down BUT yes, her DSL’s are amazing.

Yeah, that guy looks like he’s definitely skinned something and hung it in his garage before. I’m going to keep my mouth shut on this one.

Biggins jumped on that one early.

Biggins jumped on that one early.

His twitter makes me so fucking happy. It has been alllll Dawgs since the offer.

Comments

Ho-Lee-Fuk....

He's fucking incredible.

PineapplePirate

He didn’t say offer he said scholarship. Mods, change to committed please.

Neighbor2972

Kid is incredible. He plays safety, corner, inside linebacker, outside Linebacker, defensive end, tight end, and receiver.

KrunkJuice

Damn. He will definitely be a national recruit.

HillsboroDuck

pat_hm

Dad is sold. Great family. WOOF.

Holy fuck he's ridiculous

Hmmmmnnn ... he kinda looks like hyper-version of BBK. Bigger, stronger, faster, whiter (or as white, lol)

Could be, just could be a D1 level croot ...

How long until Bo transfers on in and we get the trinity lighting shit up?

JustWinNow

Hmmmmnnn ... he kinda looks like hyper-version of BBK. Bigger, stronger, faster, whiter (or as white, lol)

Could be, just could be a D1 level croot ...

he doesnt have 2 moms, so he can never be at bbk level. HH logic, two dad>>>two moms>>> dad/mom

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/50311/depth-chart-released/p1

So we're ok with Ethan after this lesson?

We are so screwed....Auburn's starting defense is named Dontavius, Deshaun, Montavious, Jamel and Javaris.

We have Ben, Myles and Shane.

So we're ok with Ethan after this lesson?
We are so screwed....Auburn's starting defense is named Dontavius, Deshaun, Montavious, Jamel and Javaris.

We have Ben, Myles and Shane.
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/50311/depth-chart-released/p1

Fuck yes we are. Watch the kids hudl, he’s a freak.

I don’t watch hudls. But if that’s the case then OK!

Mad_Son

Weird observation. But Joshua and the dad are making an extremely difficult dub sign while the mom and Ethan are doing the regular or more common dub sign. Any way , I hope we get both Boucher brothers so they can open all kinds of cans of whoop ass!

I can't even physically achieve this. Talk about a family of athletes.

bananasnblondes

Weird observation. But Joshua and the dad are making an extremely difficult dub sign while the mom and Ethan are doing the regular or more common dub sign. Any way , I hope we get both Boucher brothers so they can open all kinds of cans of whoop ass!

They're white. I'll forgive the lack of coordination on the re-appropriated former gang sign

https://twitter.com/EthanCalvert06/status/1073750964807491584

DeepDawg

https://twitter.com/EthanCalvert06/status/1073750964807491584

Wood

NorwegianHusky

https://twitter.com/EthanCalvert06/status/1073750964807491584

Wood

Karl Stefanovic is pretty hot

EsophagealFeces

No one has commented on mom's CSL yet? Your all fags.

"csl"... I've no idea what that means but I'm sure it is innocent enough

biak1

"csl"... I've no idea what that means but I'm sure it is innocent enough

Get your mind INTO the gutter and you’ll get it.

No one has commented on mom's CSL yet? Your all fags.

I’m pretty confident dad is HH material and we’re all scared he’ll hunt us down BUT yes, her DSL’s are amazing.

If I wanted to negatively recruit against UW, I'd probably print out this thread and send it to the kid and his family.

It worked for Ben Wilson

Lol youse guys.

Honestly though, I do kinda think nowadays that since we're big(ger) swinging dicks now in the crootin' biz - that we may have to rebel just slightly to the foundations that made HH such a fun and crazy place to be.

"regular" peeps in the world don't get this place and stuff like CSL/DSL would probably be met with more than raised eyebrows ... papa osborne is cool and he gets it but 98% of the parents are probably like what the fuck ...

So take it up another notch?

RealRhino

No one has commented on mom's CSL yet? Your all fags.
I’m pretty confident dad is HH material and we’re all scared he’ll hunt us down BUT yes, her DSL’s are amazing.

Yeah, that guy looks like he’s definitely skinned something and hung it in his garage before. I’m going to keep my mouth shut on this one.

Biggins jumped on that one early.