Laiatu Latu, 4* 2019 BUCK, Carmichael (Jesuit), CA (Committed)

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Can’t wait until Pete woofs on Sunday Morning and we are all collectively cumming in our BVDs only to find out it’s Kyle Patterson lmao.

Kyle is cool and all but yeah....
He typically makes them wait till they've gone home, thought about it a day and then takes the woof. At least that's my recollection. Feel free to spend your sunday morning on pornhub as usual!

https://twitter.com/michael72292/status/942282167832285184?s=21

Fuck man put a trigger warning on that shit

for those who obsess over twitter likes he's liked about 10 UW things today

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!

Fuck I wish Danny Hammers had been here....

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!

Tagged the wrong person. He gone.

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!
Fuck I wish Danny Hammers had been here....

time to call up the hookers you know to seal the deal buddy

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!
Fuck I wish Danny Hammers had been here....

If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would arrange a time to be in one place this weekend and telephone Heimuli. All of them could pass around the phone and tell him how much they wish he was there.

GrundleStiltzkin

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!
Fuck I wish Danny Hammers had been here....
If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would arrange a time to be in one place this weekend and telephone Heimuli. All of them could pass around the phone and tell him how much they wish he was there.

"telephone"? hardy har har

Not kidding
https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!
Fuck I wish Danny Hammers had been here....
If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would arrange a time to be in one place this weekend and telephone Heimuli. All of them could pass around the phone and tell him how much they wish he was there.
"telephone"? hardy har har

HMU on my tele bruh!

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!
Fuck I wish Danny Hammers had been here....
If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would arrange a time to be in one place this weekend and telephone Heimuli. All of them could pass around the phone and tell him how much they wish he was there.

This is the gayest thing I’ve ever read.

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!
Fuck I wish Danny Hammers had been here....
If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would arrange a time to be in one place this weekend and telephone Heimuli. All of them could pass around the phone and tell him how much they wish he was there.
This is the gayest thing I’ve ever read.

are you knew hear?

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!
Fuck I wish Danny Hammers had been here....
If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would arrange a time to be in one place this weekend and telephone Heimuli. All of them could pass around the phone and tell him how much they wish he was there.
This is the gayest thing I’ve ever read.

The gayest thong you’ve ever read? I highly doubt it, sweet cheeks.

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!
Fuck I wish Danny Hammers had been here....
If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would arrange a time to be in one place this weekend and telephone Heimuli. All of them could pass around the phone and tell him how much they wish he was there.

You mean, at a phone booth?

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!
Fuck I wish Danny Hammers had been here....
If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would arrange a time to be in one place this weekend and telephone Heimuli. All of them could pass around the phone and tell him how much they wish he was there.
"telephone"? hardy har har

while they're out having a hamburger with cheese?

Things could change but right now this kid is not announcing his commitment until New Years Eve. Hopefully he signs early and is a silent signee until his announcement. I think that would favor UW. If he's signing in February this one still has a long ways to go.

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!
Fuck I wish Danny Hammers had been here....
If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would arrange a time to be in one place this weekend and telephone Heimuli. All of them could pass around the phone and tell him how much they wish he was there.

Maybe he could join them in reciting the famous “Hip hip...hurray!” chant?

Hmmm? Hmmm???

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!
Fuck I wish Danny Hammers had been here....
If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would arrange a time to be in one place this weekend and telephone Heimuli. All of them could pass around the phone and tell him how much they wish he was there.

If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would telephone Heimuli and proclaim how awesome Seattle weed is, how many hot Asians they see at UW, and how everyone is popping off and winning vagina trophies while Oregon and SC are playing in the fucking Redbox bowl and doing nothing.

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!
Fuck I wish Danny Hammers had been here....
If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would arrange a time to be in one place this weekend and telephone Heimuli. All of them could pass around the phone and tell him how much they wish he was there.
If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would telephone Heimuli and proclaim how awesome Seattle weed is, how many hot Asians they see at UW, and how everyone is popping off and winning vagina trophies while Oregon and SC are playing in the fucking Redbox bowl and doing nothing.

Pretty much assumed they would say all of that.

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!

Great, so even if he commits he won't make it to campus until 2021

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Bandes/status/1073966859517550592

CLOSE HIM!!!
Fuck I wish Danny Hammers had been here....
If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would arrange a time to be in one place this weekend and telephone Heimuli. All of them could pass around the phone and tell him how much they wish he was there.
If these kids were smart (and I know Kalepo is) they would telephone Heimuli and proclaim how awesome Seattle weed is, how many hot Asians they see at UW, and how everyone is popping off and winning vagina trophies while Oregon and SC are playing in the fucking Redbox bowl and doing nothing.

Hot asian superiority guy here: Asian Co-eds at USC and UCLA are preferable.

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