Ethan Calvert, 2021 4* ATH, Westlake Village (Oaks Christian), CA (Offered)
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            Ho-Lee-Fuk....
He's fucking incredible. - 
            He didn’t say offer he said scholarship. Mods, change to committed please.
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            Kid is incredible. He plays safety, corner, inside linebacker, outside Linebacker, defensive end, tight end, and receiver.
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            I am thrilled to have notifications for this thread for the next two years for all of his glorious highlights, updates, and tweets.
I am horrified to have notifications for this thread for the next two years for all of the Ballz induced AIDS that happens to every thread ever created. - 
            Damn. He will definitely be a national recruit.
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            Dad is sold. Great family. WOOF.
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            Holy fuck he's ridiculous
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            Hmmmmnnn ... he kinda looks like hyper-version of BBK. Bigger, stronger, faster, whiter (or as white, lol)
Could be, just could be a D1 level croot ... - 
            How long until Bo transfers on in and we get the trinity lighting shit up?
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            Weird observation. But Joshua and the dad are making an extremely difficult dub sign while the mom and Ethan are doing the regular or more common dub sign. Any way , I hope we get both Boucher brothers so they can open all kinds of cans of whoop ass!
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he doesnt have 2 moms, so he can never be at bbk level. HH logic, two dad>>>two moms>>> dad/momanimate said:Hmmmmnnn ... he kinda looks like hyper-version of BBK. Bigger, stronger, faster, whiter (or as white, lol)
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            So we're ok with Ethan after this lesson?
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/50311/depth-chart-released/p1HuskyJW said:We are so screwed....Auburn's starting defense is named Dontavius, Deshaun, Montavious, Jamel and Javaris.
We have Ben, Myles and Shane.
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Fuck yes we are. Watch the kids hudl, he’s a freak.whlinder said:So we're ok with Ethan after this lesson?
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            I don’t watch hudls. But if that’s the case then OK!
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I can't even physically achieve this. Talk about a family of athletes.JustWinNow said:Weird observation. But Joshua and the dad are making an extremely difficult dub sign while the mom and Ethan are doing the regular or more common dub sign. Any way , I hope we get both Boucher brothers so they can open all kinds of cans of whoop ass!
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They're white. I'll forgive the lack of coordination on the re-appropriated former gang signJustWinNow said:Weird observation. But Joshua and the dad are making an extremely difficult dub sign while the mom and Ethan are doing the regular or more common dub sign. Any way , I hope we get both Boucher brothers so they can open all kinds of cans of whoop ass!
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Karl Stefanovic is pretty hotDeepDawg said:
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No one has commented on mom's CSL yet? Your all fags.HillsboroDuck said:
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            "csl"... I've no idea what that means but I'm sure it is innocent enough
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Get your mind INTO the gutter and you’ll get it.animate said:"csl"... I've no idea what that means but I'm sure it is innocent enough
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I’m pretty confident dad is HH material and we’re all scared he’ll hunt us down BUT yes, her DSL’s are amazing.EsophagealFeces said:
No one has commented on mom's CSL yet? Your all fags. - 
            If I wanted to negatively recruit against UW, I'd probably print out this thread and send it to the kid and his family.
It worked for Ben Wilson
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            Lol youse guys.
Honestly though, I do kinda think nowadays that since we're big(ger) swinging dicks now in the crootin' biz - that we may have to rebel just slightly to the foundations that made HH such a fun and crazy place to be.
"regular" peeps in the world don't get this place and stuff like CSL/DSL would probably be met with more than raised eyebrows ... papa osborne is cool and he gets it but 98% of the parents are probably like what the fuck ... - 
            
So take it up another notch?animate said:Lol youse guys.
Honestly though, I do kinda think nowadays that since we're big(ger) swinging dicks now in the crootin' biz - that we may have to rebel just slightly to the foundations that made HH such a fun and crazy place to be.
"regular" peeps in the world don't get this place and stuff like CSL/DSL would probably be met with more than raised eyebrows ... papa osborne is cool and he gets it but 98% of the parents are probably like what the fuck ... - 
            
Yeah, that guy looks like he’s definitely skinned something and hung it in his garage before. I’m going to keep my mouth shut on this one.dirtysouwfdawg said:
I’m pretty confident dad is HH material and we’re all scared he’ll hunt us down BUT yes, her DSL’s are amazing.
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Biggins jumped on that one early. - 
            
His twitter makes me so fucking happy. It has been alllll Dawgs since the offer.DoogCourics said:
Biggins jumped on that one early. 


















