So am already fed up with inlaws
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The good thing about my family is Cambodians. So we have tons of dope egg rolls and shit and they aren’t uptight and retarded cooks.Passion said:I have an uncle that liked to recruit people to his pyramid scheme (Excel Communications or some shit). Apparently somebody pulled him aside a couple years and now he shuts the fuck up.
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If he doesn't bring it up, you should.PurpleJ said:Last year I got to hear my sister's husband brag about his bitcoin portfolio. I told him to sell it immediately, but I doubt he listened. It crashed not long after that. We will see if he brings it up this year.
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My last exwife used to make me go with her to her parents for Thanksgiving. They were boring as fuck.
They'd all sit around drinking tea in their parlor telling stories they thought were cute. Stories I'd already heard at least 3 times.
I'd excuse myself and take a sixpack of beer into their TV room to watch football.
On the drive home the ex would be mad and tell me I was rude to her parents.
I tried to explain to her that it wasn't my fault that her parents were so boring.
She didn't understand.
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You from Yelm?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:I can't say I hate hugging said blonde cousin with a big rack lol
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YKWFire_Marshall_Bill said:My mom was supposed to give me contact info for my snowbird aunt and uncle in Chandler but didn't so I am alone.
But about every other year I go to Seattle, it's always fun listening to my know it all social justice warrior sister-in-law talk politics. In 2004 my drunk dad strangled (not really) my cousin's husband so that was fun. Everyone sort of just left after that. I can't say I hate hugging said blonde cousin with a big rack lol -
90% of my family consists of raging South African and Eastern Europe alcoholics. So thanksgiving is one big drinking competition and it gets interesting when half the family is completely blitzed.Dennis_DeYoung said:
The good thing about my family is Cambodians. So we have tons of dope egg rolls and shit and they aren’t uptight and retarded cooks.Passion said:I have an uncle that liked to recruit people to his pyramid scheme (Excel Communications or some shit). Apparently somebody pulled him aside a couple years and now he shuts the fuck up.
Thanksgiving is much better. -
In appreciation of giving the Indians syphilis, reservations, and firewater I did my part on Thanksgiving to pass out on the couch at 9am and save my family the grief of dealing with me.
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You're a gay, paraplegic, Cambodian that exclusively dates black dudes. Weird mix.Dennis_DeYoung said:
The good thing about my family is Cambodians. So we have tons of dope egg rolls and shit and they aren’t uptight and retarded cooks.Passion said:I have an uncle that liked to recruit people to his pyramid scheme (Excel Communications or some shit). Apparently somebody pulled him aside a couple years and now he shuts the fuck up.
Thanksgiving is much better. -
I’m a black man myself. Just adoptions into my family.RedRocket said:
You're a gay, paraplegic, Cambodian that exclusively dates black dudes. Weird mix.Dennis_DeYoung said:
The good thing about my family is Cambodians. So we have tons of dope egg rolls and shit and they aren’t uptight and retarded cooks.Passion said:I have an uncle that liked to recruit people to his pyramid scheme (Excel Communications or some shit). Apparently somebody pulled him aside a couple years and now he shuts the fuck up.
Thanksgiving is much better.
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